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Posted on 1/13/21 at 7:59 am to Ingeniero
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You ever been passed up by a hot blonde in a red Ferrari?
No. They weren't even cute. If they had looked like Christie Brinkley, I may have tried to keep up with them.
Posted on 1/13/21 at 8:03 am to Muthsera
Wholly dependent on the circumstances.
I was like 12 years old and at my aunt’s camp on this man-made lake over by Franklinton.
I’m walking towards the water while my grandma is walking away from the water when she decides to lift her top to adjust her boobs. 12 year old me sees all of her floppy grandma titties, so no, not all accidental nudity is good nudity.
I couldn’t get an erection for like... minutes.
I was like 12 years old and at my aunt’s camp on this man-made lake over by Franklinton.
I’m walking towards the water while my grandma is walking away from the water when she decides to lift her top to adjust her boobs. 12 year old me sees all of her floppy grandma titties, so no, not all accidental nudity is good nudity.
I couldn’t get an erection for like... minutes.
This post was edited on 1/13/21 at 8:47 am
Posted on 1/13/21 at 8:07 am to Muthsera
The best! Every time it happened to me I would turn into a human jack hammer and a pillow became the pavement.
Posted on 1/13/21 at 8:07 am to Muthsera
quote:
but this stuff is vivid in my brain 15-20 years later.
100%
8th grade staying over at a friends house. His parents are gone all day and his older brother who was at LSU at the time was over at the house with his gf using the pool. My buddy and I go fishing in the neighborhood pond but on the walk there the urge to shite hits me hard. I run back to the house and as I'm running through the house I look out at the pool and this chick has her top off straddling this guy drying humping the shite out of him. I can still see those things 20 years later.
Posted on 1/13/21 at 8:31 am to boosiebadazz
quote:100%
Wholly dependent on the circumstances
I was in Minneapolis for a sectional swim meet while in high school, and one night a couple buddies and I went to hang out and play Xbox with some guys we knew from another club team. When we were in the elevator heading to their room, there was a young girl and what I assumed was her dad with us. She gave him a big, tight bear hug, which struck me as odd but I brushed it off.
We got to the room and the whole time there were two guys standing guard by the window. I asked what they were doing and they said they had previously seen a naked woman in another hotel room and were waiting to see if she would come back.
Some time passed and then the two sentries started freaking out. We all ran over to the window and sure enough, there was a fully nude female in front of a window kitty-corner to us and one floor down. Then next to her was a naked, pot-bellied, balding man, and I realized it was the same two from the elevator.
In a blink it went from awesome to me having a knot in my stomach, realizing we were witnessing some pedo shite.
Posted on 1/13/21 at 8:37 am to Muthsera
At a country club growing up I was playing around with a snorkel and big goggles in the pool.
I was probably 9 or 10.
I looked down the pool and a 16 year old girl was under water showing her boobs to her boyfriend.
I'll never forget it. I know her name too and have seen her plenty since this moment. I'll always know what her boobs look like
I was probably 9 or 10.
I looked down the pool and a 16 year old girl was under water showing her boobs to her boyfriend.
I'll never forget it. I know her name too and have seen her plenty since this moment. I'll always know what her boobs look like
This post was edited on 1/13/21 at 8:58 am
Posted on 1/13/21 at 8:38 am to FieldEngineer
My wife’s friends are always texting awesome pictures
Post boob job
Trying on bathing suits
Comparing nipples
Etc.
Just look at your wife’s phone for her friends nudes
Post boob job
Trying on bathing suits
Comparing nipples
Etc.
Just look at your wife’s phone for her friends nudes
Posted on 1/13/21 at 8:43 am to Muthsera
One of my favorite memories is a girl that sat behind me in a class in high school. I cant remember her name, but she was one of those girls that looking back was really cute but no one really knew her. It took me a long while to figure out it was on purpose, but when I would turn around to talk to her she would lean way forward with no bra on.
It became a little game between us. I assume it was for me, but it couldve been for everyone, who knows.
It became a little game between us. I assume it was for me, but it couldve been for everyone, who knows.
Posted on 1/13/21 at 8:44 am to djangochained
quote:
Comparing nipples
The dickens, you say.
Posted on 1/13/21 at 8:48 am to Muthsera
Age 11 - Friends and I discovered a young wife in the neighborhood that laid out topless in her backyard. We checked her out a dozen or so times that summer.
Age 13 - Friend's Nintendo was in his parents' bedroom(looking back, that was weird) and we were playing one day while his mom was in the shower. I guess she didn't know we were in there and walked out butt naked.
As an adult, I've seen a couple of my wife's friends topless. Lots of alcohol was involved in those incidents. Also one of my mom's friends had a boob reduction and lift and I walked in the room once when she was showing my mom and other friends. She was in her 60's and they looked like a 20-somethings boobs. Also walked in on my mother in law getting out of the shower on a family trip once. Daughter was an infant and had been asleep in their bedroom and had started crying. I didn't know mother in law was in the shower. She didn't see me, but I saw her naked body in the mirror.
Age 13 - Friend's Nintendo was in his parents' bedroom(looking back, that was weird) and we were playing one day while his mom was in the shower. I guess she didn't know we were in there and walked out butt naked.
As an adult, I've seen a couple of my wife's friends topless. Lots of alcohol was involved in those incidents. Also one of my mom's friends had a boob reduction and lift and I walked in the room once when she was showing my mom and other friends. She was in her 60's and they looked like a 20-somethings boobs. Also walked in on my mother in law getting out of the shower on a family trip once. Daughter was an infant and had been asleep in their bedroom and had started crying. I didn't know mother in law was in the shower. She didn't see me, but I saw her naked body in the mirror.
Posted on 1/13/21 at 8:49 am to Muthsera
Was at the TD.com picnic & bible study in 2016. Had to go take a pee in the Porta Potty. Opened the door and PJ was peeing, obviously....OMG, I never knew a penis could be that big.
Posted on 1/13/21 at 8:50 am to Muthsera
During middle school we had to climb a 15 foot rope to pass a physical. This was in the early 80's when we still wore the super short gym shorts
When it was my turn all the girls gathered at the bottom of the rope to spectate.
I found out later that they were all trying to get a look at my dong.
That rope climb made me very popular a few years later in high school.
When it was my turn all the girls gathered at the bottom of the rope to spectate.
I found out later that they were all trying to get a look at my dong.
That rope climb made me very popular a few years later in high school.
This post was edited on 1/13/21 at 8:52 am
Posted on 1/13/21 at 8:50 am to Muthsera
I'm still laughing that the nerd convention is called a Beta convention. Seems appropriate since there were certainly no Alphas present.
Posted on 1/13/21 at 8:51 am to djangochained
quote:
Just look at your wife’s phone for her friends nudes
I can attest to this. If not nudes, bra pics at the very least. For some reason, women need affirmation from other women whether their boobs look good in different bras. Not that I'm complaining.
Posted on 1/13/21 at 9:08 am to BoostAddict
quote:
Last summer at the beach, this girl (age 16-18) with an impressive rack was playing in the HUGE surf where she was cleaned out by a wave... along with her top
Posted on 1/13/21 at 9:20 am to Muthsera
Saw my grandmother nude when I was 12, she was 87.
So to answer your question........No
So to answer your question........No
This post was edited on 1/13/21 at 4:30 pm
Posted on 1/13/21 at 9:29 am to Muthsera
I was like 9 or 10 or somewhere around there and on a summer camping trip with boy scouts.
My friends mom was one of the chaperones.
It was summer in LA and incredibly hot that night.
One of the kids in my tent got sick and started throwing up in the middle of the night.
My friends mom was sleeping in the back of their truck camper.
I run to get her only to find her sleeping completely naked.
Needless to say, she freaked the frick out when she saw me standing over her stuttering "uh....uh...Mrs..uh..."
My friends mom was one of the chaperones.
It was summer in LA and incredibly hot that night.
One of the kids in my tent got sick and started throwing up in the middle of the night.
My friends mom was sleeping in the back of their truck camper.
I run to get her only to find her sleeping completely naked.
Needless to say, she freaked the frick out when she saw me standing over her stuttering "uh....uh...Mrs..uh..."
Posted on 1/13/21 at 9:31 am to Muthsera
Unfortunately I never experienced this
Posted on 1/13/21 at 9:31 am to Muthsera
I remember being 10 at a pool party and a friends mom who was a solid 7 jumped in while I was underwater and her entire titty was out. Remember it still vividly.
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