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Muthsera
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Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?
It's like God is personally smiling on you.

Age 9-10: Parents took us camping to some shitty KOA. I walked down to the showers to grab a coke from the vending machines there. As I'm trying to decide what to get, naked woman walks by the screen door to the women's room. First bush I ever saw.

Age 16: Go to Beta convention with a bunch of other nerds. A group of enthusiastic girls from another state invite us to their room after dinner "to play Twister". Hotel security locks down 4 stories of the hotel because nerds are being too rowdy - I never make it. God has kicked me in the balls. Later that night, a group of us go swimming in the hotel pool after hours and some homely chick's boob falls out of her top. Praise him!

Age 18: Guy in my class is orbiting a first rate attention whore that his roommate has been trying to bang all semester. Chick is a massive tease. We're heading out to grab dinner, walk by his roommate's door on the way out and the girl is topless showing off a pair of OT 9.9 knockers.

Once you enter an adult relationship, everything changes and the universe stops conspiring to throw you a bone every now and then, but this stuff is vivid in my brain 15-20 years later.


puse01
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re: Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?
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pair of OT 9.9 knockers


Pics?


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oVo
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re: Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?
None of this happened


Muthsera
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re: Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?
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None of this happened


If I was gonna make shite up, I hope it would be more interesting than this mundane crap. I lived a sheltered life in my teens.


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Steadyhands
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re: Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?
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but this stuff is vivid in my brain 15-20 years later.


Damn baw, you need a sex life. I remember some of the times I had at a younger age, but I'm only 33 and most memories are very limited. I don't even remember half the women I slept with over the years.


The Boat
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re: Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?
Saw many wardrobe malfunctions at blue bayou growing up.


FieldEngineer
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re: Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?
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Once you enter an adult relationship, everything changes and the universe stops conspiring to throw you a bone every now and then


Go to more pool parties. The wives get drunk and things happen now and then.


Muthsera
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re: Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?
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Damn baw, you need a sex life


I'm married


The Boat
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re: Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?
When I was 15 I saw a Capitol High School dancer’s boob pop out of her uniform while they were shaking and dancing on the field. She was a true professional. She popped it back in and kept dancing like it never happened. First and last black breast I’ve seen in real life.


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re: Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?
I’m a woman with laser hair removal so I just look in the mirror.


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lsuwontonwrap
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re: Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?
you sound like a little perv


Muthsera
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re: Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?
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you sound like a little perv


I'll own that.


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SEClint
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re: Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?
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as a young person
usually at any age


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facher08
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re: Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?
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Go to more pool parties. The wives get drunk and things happen now and then.


Go on...


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LSUFanHouston
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re: Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?
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Go to Beta convention with a bunch of other nerds. A group of enthusiastic girls from another state invite us to their room after dinner "to play Twister". Hotel security locks down 4 stories of the hotel because nerds are being too rowdy - I never make it. God has kicked me in the balls.


I was there. Got to play twister and later on got to sneak a girl in my room and she twisted her mouth around my Johnson (had a name at 16...) sorry baw. Nerds rule


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BoostAddict
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re: Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?
How about the opposite.
Last summer at the beach, this girl (age 16-18) with an impressive rack was playing in the HUGE surf where she was cleaned out by a wave... along with her top.


chicano12
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re: Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?
Don’t sell yourself short. You’re not dead yet.


SouthEndzoneTiger
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re: Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?
Sometimes all you gotta do is ask. 22 year old bartender last week was explaining how she was tired and didn’t put in make up and wasn’t even wearing a bra. I said prove it. And she whipped a titty out. Impressive.


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LSU Mandalorian
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re: Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?
When I was at Orange Beach with my friends when I was 18 we saw this girl with some tig ole bitties completely topless walking around on the beach in front of like kids and families It was a nice day at the beach for sure. I mean these things were bouncing with every step


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