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Is rushing forward in the aisle when a plane lands the rudest thing you can do?

Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:01 pm
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
33368 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:01 pm
I can’t think of anything more rude than people who get up and try and cut in front of a ton of people as soon as an airplane lands. You are just telling people you don’t give a shite about them and think you are more important than they are.
My favorite is when somebody tries to do this and an alert passenger gets up and stops them, and they get all pissed off like that passenger was being mean to them.

Seriously if you try and rush in front of people when an airplane lands, you suck.
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
33368 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:02 pm to
Adding to that, the excuse of you are late for a connecting flight is bullshite too.
A. If you’re late someone else on the plane probably is too and you are now slowing them down

B. Most of the time if there are passengers who are really in danger of missing a connecting flight the crew will tell everyone to wait for them to get off and get to their plane
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87738 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:04 pm to
I will absolutely block the shite out of some line cutter that is trying to sneak their way up.

They know they were cheating the system so they can't say shite about it - "Oh excuse me can you move out of your rightful spot in line I was trying to be a total dick."
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:05 pm to
It always amazes me what healing forces show up when people fly Southwest.

The disabled folks board first, usually twelve or so. And in the course of that flight — praise Jesus — ten of the previously lame bound off that flight like gymnasts.

Hallelujah!
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31164 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:05 pm to
quote:

I can’t think of anything more rude than...


You aren't thinking very hard then.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:05 pm to
quote:

Is rushing forward in the aisle when a plane lands the rudest thing you can do?


I mean, murder is pretty rude.
Posted by biscuitsngravy
Tejas, north America
Member since Jan 2011
3975 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:09 pm to
The whole flying experience brings out the worst in people these days. Road rage on steroids in the airport and planes. And yes idiots bum rushing the exits is ridiculous. Don't fly Southwest and buy a seat at the front of the plane if you need to be first off.
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:12 pm to
I spit inside a dude's sandwich one time and didn't tell him until after he ate it.


I think I win.
Posted by Turftoe
Denver
Member since Mar 2016
4416 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:14 pm to
No, I’ve experienced worse.

A fat arse had a seat in the back of the plane, and was one of the last ones to board. He must not have wiped his arse after his last session, and proceeded to woft his shite in the face of all the ppl sitting in the isle, lucky me! I’ll never forget that smell, worse than the smell of death.
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Az via La
Member since Feb 2006
13370 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:17 pm to
Yep I agree
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63288 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:20 pm to
I find the whole shite comical as they don’t open the door until they get ready...I sit comfortably in my seat until the line starts moving.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:20 pm to
I had to sit next to some overweight a-hole from India on a last resort spirit flight from Las Vegas to los Angeles once. Covered in fake gold rings, chains and smelled like bod body spray. Anyways, he was like that, he fell in the aisle though and caused issues because of it.

He reminded me of an even fatter lead guy from that "Indian Thriller" music video. Looked like him.

This post was edited on 8/13/19 at 5:25 pm
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
23222 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:21 pm to
Being smelly and obese while flying is ranked right up there.
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
32977 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:22 pm to
That and leaning your seat back are neck and neck.

:)
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
41660 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:28 pm to
one of these days, the airlines will install a device that locks your seat belt until there are only two rows in front of you left to leave the plane.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39644 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:42 pm to
The best is when the person in the window seat jumps up and tries to get by you as soon as you land but you just sit there so they can't get out
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39644 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:44 pm to
quote:

had to sit next to some overweight a-hole from India on a last resort spirit flight from Las Vegas to los Angeles once. Covered in fake gold rings, chains and smelled like bod body spray. Anyways, he was like that, he fell in the aisle though and caused issues because of it.

He reminded me of an even fatter lead guy from that "Indian Thriller" music video. Looked like him.
I had a long layover not too long ago so I was just walking around and it made me laugh seeing the people lined up for Spirit flights. I'd rather walk where I'm going
Posted by EveryoneGetsATrophy
Member since Nov 2017
2907 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:47 pm to
The nasty middle easterners that fart the entire flight are worse.
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
30617 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:48 pm to
quote:

The best is when the person in the window seat jumps up and tries to get by you as soon as you land but you just sit there so they can't get out


I love doing this. It brings me so much pleasure to watch the inner seat people trapped and awkwardly bent over.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
48595 posts
Posted on 8/13/19 at 5:48 pm to
quote:

I can’t think of anything more rude than people who get up and try and cut in front of a ton of people as soon as an airplane lands.


People who stand in the aisle dilly dallying around holding up the line are much worse.
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