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re: Is "bird" not an acceptable substitute word for a penis?

Posted on 8/20/15 at 10:39 pm to
Posted by JumpingTheShark
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Posted on 8/20/15 at 10:39 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 8/20/15 at 10:40 pm to
OK.

Thanks.
Posted by GoldenD
Katy
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Posted on 8/20/15 at 10:49 pm to
So did Tom get his wish?c
Posted by chinese58
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Posted on 8/20/15 at 10:52 pm to
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It's acceptable but it dates to Sinatra's generation. That's what he called it.


Is this a hipster thing?

Do they listen to Sinatra or get together and watch Brat Pack movies? Have some of them converted to Judaism?

This post was edited on 8/20/15 at 10:54 pm
Posted by SpicyStacy
stout's fave
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Posted on 8/20/15 at 10:53 pm to
I call stout's bird "baby bird"
Posted by Alt26
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Posted on 8/20/15 at 10:57 pm to
I've never heard someone say "suck my bird", but I've been hearing people call it that for many years. Mostly Cajun guys
Posted by Red Stick Tigress
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Posted on 8/20/15 at 10:57 pm to
Did he get his wish?

Probably not. A grown man talking about his "tee tee" is not exactly foreplay.
Posted by GRTiger
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Posted on 8/20/15 at 10:58 pm to
I've heard it since I was a child. My uncle would say stuff like "don't get your bird caught in your fly" all the time.
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 8/20/15 at 11:08 pm to
Mac uses it two or three times in "Next Paddy's Billboard Model"
This thread creeps me out because I literally watched it an hour ago and thought about how I had never heard it before.
Posted by saintsfan22
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Posted on 8/20/15 at 11:24 pm to
Also back in the schoolyard days if somebody made a good play on you, you got "dicked", "juiced", or "the bird".
Posted by CSATiger
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Posted on 8/20/15 at 11:50 pm to
never heard that used
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 8/20/15 at 11:54 pm to
A woman can be referred to as a bird.
But i've never heard a pecker called that.
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 8/20/15 at 11:55 pm to
quote:

SpicyStacy





Hey babe! How ya been?
Posted by DVinBR
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Posted on 8/21/15 at 2:13 am to
Posted by Walt OReilly
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Posted on 8/21/15 at 2:31 am to
Posted by lsu480
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Posted on 8/21/15 at 2:31 am to
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Too much bubbles.


He is for sure the only person I have heard use that term. Who says bird? It's so gay! Say you are in the middle of fricking some girl like you hate her, the way they all want to be fricked, and right when things are at their hottest you say "now suck my bird!!!!!!!""" Do you think that will be better than "now suck my cock"....
Posted by JuiceTerry
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Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 8/21/15 at 3:20 am to
The last words Sinatra ever said were "Don't ever call your dick a bird". Sammy Davis ended up writing a song for Morris Day. It was a hit. A brand new dance.
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
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Posted on 8/21/15 at 3:46 am to
Bird is a term used to describe women
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 8/21/15 at 6:43 am to
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"Bird" is British


Brits also call cigarettes figs. So why would are what the Brits do?
Posted by bayoudude
Member since Dec 2007
25907 posts
Posted on 8/21/15 at 7:42 am to
I have definitely heard "suck my bird" used that way. Where did you grow up just for reference? Just wondering if it is a regional thing in south LA.
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