Is "bird" not an acceptable substitute word for a penis?

It's acceptable but it dates to Sinatra's generation. That's what he called it.

Never heard or read that anywhere in my life

Bird is acceptable to replace with penis, but I've honestly never heard that line before

well, I never heard it expressed like that

but it is a suitable substitute for the young folk

I've heard it before, but won't use it because it just sounds weird. Go with the Paul Rudd Wonderlust pronunciation of dick instead.

I've never been asked by any male to "suck my bird."

This is the first I've heard of that expression.

Too much bubbles.

"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" makes so much sense now...

You left out Wenis.

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take them serious

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I swear on a stack of bibles that someone once asked me to suck his "tee tee" and this was when I was in college.

Sure, Tom, after I quit crying from laughing so hard and almost peeing on myself from laughing so hard.