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re: In a Bieber vs Cruise fight, who you got?

Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:22 am to
Posted by EZE Tiger Fan
Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:22 am to
Cruise will beat his arse.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:24 am to
quote:

In a Bieber vs Cruise fight, who you got?


Tom Cruise every single time. Probably wouldn't last a full round.
Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
4790 posts
Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:41 am to
Not that I think Cruise is some sort of bad arse but despite his age I'd be he works out a lot more than Bieber and has done enough training for movies that he could probably take Bieber without too much trouble.
Posted by NOSTRODAMUS
Prairieville/Dutchtown
Member since Dec 2003
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Posted on 6/10/19 at 9:48 am to
A muscular man who does his own stunts or a skinny little girl? Tough one.
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
10966 posts
Posted on 6/10/19 at 10:06 am to
Cruise would mop the floor with that cute little hair
Get your punk arse out of here, kid.
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
51947 posts
Posted on 6/10/19 at 10:08 am to
Cruise. He’s been in so many action movies, you know he is ripped and has at least some fighting skills. He can also use the Scientology magic.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
71144 posts
Posted on 6/10/19 at 10:12 am to
Cruise would absolutely win, but I would put a small wager on Bieber since the odds would be so high that on the off chance he won or Cruise throws the fight, I'd make big money.
Posted by Hook Em Horns
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Posted on 6/10/19 at 10:44 am to
I would put big money mon Bieber. I think y’all are making Tom out to be manlier than he is because of the roles he plays in movies. He’s a huge pussy. Give me Bieber and I’ll bet with anybody in this thread. I’d even go as far as saying Tom turns this down with a quickness because he’s such a pussy.
Posted by Broken Arrow
Member since Dec 2007
8493 posts
Posted on 6/10/19 at 10:48 am to
I’m betting Tom Cruise knows the difference between your and you’re... stupid Canadian prick.
Posted by Tiger985
Member since Nov 2006
7767 posts
Posted on 6/10/19 at 11:07 am to
I prefer to post in the gorilla vs bear type threads but this one is hard to resist.

I can't stand either of these guys so I have no bias in stating my opinion.

Tom Cruise would kick the shite out of Justin Bieber.

Posted by Art Vandelay
LOUISIANA
Member since Sep 2005
11560 posts
Posted on 6/10/19 at 11:16 am to
This is oddly intriguing. Reading the comments seems both sides have valid reasons why they think they could win. Take my money. I like TC to win in a close decision
Posted by CLane33
Member since Sep 2016
478 posts
Posted on 6/10/19 at 11:20 am to
What about Bieber vs Cruz? As in Ted Cruz!

Posted by Malefic Runt
Try my robe
Member since Oct 2018
1266 posts
Posted on 6/10/19 at 11:27 am to
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I would put big money mon Bieber. I think y’all are making Tom out to be manlier than he is


Did you not see him bounce on oprah's sofa like he just jumped out of a box of lucky charms? Thats serial killer behavior. Tom would eat bieber like a snack
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
127594 posts
Posted on 6/10/19 at 11:28 am to
Cruise and it would not even be close.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 6/10/19 at 11:29 am to
Someone put out odds. They have Bieber favored. Forgot his odds, but Cruise was +140..

I'd put $10k on Cruise and feel very comfortable about the bet.
Posted by NimbleCat
Member since Jan 2007
9010 posts
Posted on 6/10/19 at 11:31 am to
Remove all factors other than age.

A 57 Year Old fighting a 30 Year Old.

Now how many 57 year old boxers are there? 30 Years old is long in the tooth for a fighter of any kind. 57 years old is ancient.

Bieber would win this fight. Long, lean, rangy guys give people fits in the UFC. I'd rather put my dog down than give Bieber the nod on this, but statistics are in his favor. Stunts and Movies aren't fighting, and age is too much in Cruise's case.
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 6/10/19 at 12:03 pm to
The Bieber Boob is relapsing on drugs... isn’t he.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
82342 posts
Posted on 6/10/19 at 12:05 pm to
Only thing TC has going against him is size. That's not going to be an issue when JB is the opponent.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 6/10/19 at 12:05 pm to
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He’s been in so many action movies, you know he is ripped and has at least some fighting skills. He can also use the Scientology magic.


There’s one scene in the new Mission Impossible film where Tom Cruise shatters his ankle, but he didn’t let that stop him and finished the take. There was another stunt in that movie that involved a helicopter and they literally thought Cruise had died. Do you see Biebs doing all those things? frick no.

Plus Cruise is reportedly the nicest guy in Hollywood and one of the best to work with since he has a gift for remembering faces and names. Biebs is a little shite to those around him.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 6/10/19 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

Now how many 57 year old boxers are there? 30 Years old is long in the tooth for a fighter of any kind. 57 years old is ancient.


Because by the time a boxer reaches 57, they’re a little to busy being retarded at that point due to all the strikes in the head.
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