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re: In 1 hr, every single human in the entire world will begin looking for you...

Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:56 pm to
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
68921 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:56 pm to
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Did you miss the every single human in the entire world part?

Because I don't see how that could be clarified any further


To be fair, you would only be up against regional folks. It would take most of the world more than 5 days to get to where you might be.

If you could hide on a train that continues to take you out of town after the one hour is up, most people wouldn't even be looking in the right area.

The biggest threat would be government US government agencies.
Posted by Atom Knab
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2013
361 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:57 pm to
Your chance of survival is linked to the location you are at the time you find out and the clock starts running.

My best bet is to go house to house looking for a hide-a-key, let myself in and hide in the attic. The goal is to get have that attic be as far from where I started as possible, without using my car. Stealing a bike and bringing it in the attic with me wouldn't be a bad option, but that means I'm not too far from where I started.

I don't need supplies or anything. Going to Walmart takes about an hour, and it is only 5 days.

Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
40463 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:57 pm to
The probablem with hiding at a business is that you would be busted trying to break in.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:57 pm to
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People never find what's right under their noses.

I withdraw all my cash, go buy full Arabian woman disguise (the one the covers every inch of your body except your eyes.

Go to a spa and have them wax my eyebrows and put eye makeup on me.

Hop a bus for a big city. Doesn't matter which one as long as they're tolerant.

Once I get there, from that point on I don't speak. Pay cash for a hotel room, go eat in restaurants where I can just point to the menu.

Done.


Good in theory, but I don't think people will respect your privacy. People would demand to see your face IMO.
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
88528 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:58 pm to
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Once the world gets out, everyone will know your face.
What? Dude, if someone broke in on my grandpa he'd have NO idea who they were. No matter what was on TV. Don't let him watch. Kill him and plead insanity from having everyone in the world hunting you.

Steal a car, go to a secluded area, hold dude hostage.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
119977 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:58 pm to
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You're missing the point of this exercise.


So taking hostages is completely off the table?
Posted by TXGunslinger10
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2011
18121 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:58 pm to
It's an infringement on my "religious beliefs"
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:58 pm to
Misdirection is huge in this. I'd have all my google searches and recent transactions pointing towards me leaving the state of LA. But in reality I'd be about 10 miles from my apartment
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
40463 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:58 pm to
Yeah I think the random grandmas home attic is the winner. Get as far as you can on bike and then camp out in the attic.
Posted by Lester Earl
3rd Ward
Member since Nov 2003
288105 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:59 pm to
im buying some oxygen tanks, water, and some protein bars. gonna hide in one of those mausoleum wall tombs. ration the oxygen as needed.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

The probablem with hiding at a business is that you would be busted trying to break in.




Those boat warehouses would be very easy to sneak in undetected IMO. Near impossible to steal a boat out of it, but to sneak in? I think I could pull it off.
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19302 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:59 pm to
I mean you can try to steal a boat but by the time you grab food, throw it in a bag, get in your car, drive to a boat launch in open water it will probably be over an hour anyway, then people at the launch will see you fricking around. Even if you try to go to the woods someone will see your car.

If you literally cannot be seen by anyone, even someone who doesn't know who you are, then your best bet is to stay inside somewhere

Posted by Smalls
Southern California
Member since Jul 2009
10294 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:59 pm to
This works better if you have 24 hours to hide and need to stay hidden for two weeks.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:59 pm to
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But you have to keep in mind that someone even seeing you means the game is over. I thought about the idea of moving around a lot. But I think that would get me caught.


Let's say somebody wanders in my cave or mine, do I have to kill them before they see me or if they see me can I just kill them before they get out and tell somebody else
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
85617 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:59 pm to
This is my sentiment exactly

Some people are really displaying a lack of intelligence in this thread
Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
28039 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

So taking hostages is completely off the table?
The goal is clearly stated in post 1.
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
86042 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:00 pm to
Pack duffel bag full of basic supplies and water. Ditch car by bridge, hitchhike to Whiskey Bay exit, go into Atchafalaya Basin and live for 5 days in the woods. There are tons of empty hunting camps all over, plus deer stands, and abundance of food and resources. Am I missing something here? Seems like 5 days would be easy.
Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
28039 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:00 pm to
quote:

Some people are really displaying a lack of intelligence in this thread
It's shocking.
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
40463 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:00 pm to
Cameras everywhere
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
119977 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:01 pm to
quote:

I withdraw all my cash, lose my cell phone, go buy full Arabian woman disguise (the one the covers every inch of your body except your eyes.

Go to a spa and have them wax my eyebrows and put eye makeup on me.

Hop a bus for a big city. Doesn't matter which one as long as they're tolerant.

Once I get there, from that point on I don't speak. Pay cash for a hotel room, go eat in restaurants where I can just point to the menu.


Honestly, a pretty good idea. I'd strap a cell phone to a different Greyhound Bus though.
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