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re: In 1 hr, every single human in the entire world will begin looking for you...
Posted on 6/27/15 at 3:14 pm to JBeam
Posted on 6/27/15 at 3:14 pm to JBeam
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The whole point is do you think you could go a week without being seen by a single soul on this planet. Meanwhile, every single person is looking for you.
Not seen--recognized.
One hour isn't really enough time to put together a good disguise and that's the biggest obstacle.
I would need a little more time and maybe a neighbor who was out of town and I happened to have a key to one of their cars.
Use the neighbor's car to get to the NOLA Greyhound station. Buy a ticket to Chicago under a fake name. Get off the bus in Jackson or Memphis in case anyone figures out the alias, and catch another bus or train east or west from there with a different name.
I'd probably still get discovered but I'd have to make people work for it.
This post was edited on 1/17/21 at 9:04 pm
Posted on 6/27/15 at 3:34 pm to Bestbank Tiger
I would walk to some neighborhood with old people, knock on a random door, kill them and hide out.
Posted on 6/27/15 at 3:41 pm to lsu480
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I would walk to some neighborhood with old people, knock on a random door, kill them and hide out.
No, that won't work at all.
First off the FBI will raid TD.com offices to get your address. Then the National Guard will cordon off your entire city and go through each house, block by block. Assuming law enforcement knows that *everyone* is out to get you, all they have to do is verify the house isn't empty since if it isn't the residents can be counted on to rat you out.
Once they know which houses are empty it wouldn't be difficult. They'll have K9's trained to follow the scent you left behind at the TD office.
Posted on 6/27/15 at 3:42 pm to kywildcatfanone
VFR somewhere remote and live off the land for a few days. At that point it's dumb luck.
Posted on 6/27/15 at 3:45 pm to JBeam
I've asked this question to IRL friends after this was initially posted months ago and someone brought up a really good point. The NSA/Keyhole Satellite personnel are included in "every single human" and all they would have to do is track you at ANY point up until that hour in the past... fast forward to when the timer started and watch/track you WHEREVER you went.
After *SHE* said that, I was like, "yeah.. impossible"
After *SHE* said that, I was like, "yeah.. impossible"
Posted on 6/27/15 at 4:10 pm to JBeam
I couldn't be found where I'm at right now...
Posted on 6/27/15 at 4:11 pm to IceTiger
quote:I don't think you have ANYTHING to worry about... there's NO ONE who's looking for you
I couldn't be found where I'm at right now...
Posted on 6/27/15 at 4:11 pm to yankeeundercover
I would go to an WNBA basektball game.
Posted on 6/27/15 at 4:14 pm to yankeeundercover
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NSA/Keyhole Satellite personnel
Not really. You could enter a building that has subway access. Or hell, just go into the woods and hide. The trees will help cover your tracks plus you can just move at night.
Keyhole can't necessarily identify you personally. You could wear a wig to cover your bald spot and Keyhole wouldn't know the difference.
Eluding security cameras in urban areas would be a much bigger problem.
Posted on 6/27/15 at 4:18 pm to foshizzle
quote:You've got every government surveillance in the world look for you. The trees & a wig aren't going to do shite in this situation.
Not really. You could enter a building that has subway access. Or hell, just go into the woods and hide. The trees will help cover your tracks plus you can just move at night.
Posted on 6/27/15 at 4:37 pm to JBeam
Hop a freight train, either an open box car or an empty grainer....have plenty of water and only change trains on a double line stop not wait and get laid up. Try to catch a hot shot cross country and sleep on the streets in a sanctuary city like new orleans or SF where a dirty homeless person would be overlooked.
Posted on 6/27/15 at 4:52 pm to Nado Jenkins83
In October be Tulane backup QB
Posted on 6/27/15 at 4:55 pm to JBeam
It's going to be hard getting far within an hour so leaving Louisiana would be extremely tough. The government could create a radius and put a bounty 50 million. Everyone is to remain in their homes with a curfew 7am-7pm.
I woukd break into someone singles home that I know works offshore. I'm downstairs looking through the windows until someone shows up then I'm in the attic. The worst is if they come home and I'm stuck in the attic for a day.
I woukd break into someone singles home that I know works offshore. I'm downstairs looking through the windows until someone shows up then I'm in the attic. The worst is if they come home and I'm stuck in the attic for a day.
Posted on 6/28/15 at 8:04 am to TOKEN
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It's going to be hard getting far within an hour so leaving Louisiana would be extremely tough. The government could create a radius and put a bounty 50 million. Everyone is to remain in their homes with a curfew 7am-7pm.
That's kind of changing the scenario in the opposite direction from what some of the other posts did.
The OP didn't say you were OBL. It was just can you hide for 5 days without being found? Could be a reality show/contest or something like that, so there's no need for the government to shut everything down.
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