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re: In 1 hr, every single human in the entire world will begin looking for you...

Posted on 6/27/15 at 3:14 pm to
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Posted on 6/27/15 at 3:14 pm to
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The whole point is do you think you could go a week without being seen by a single soul on this planet. Meanwhile, every single person is looking for you.


Not seen--recognized.

One hour isn't really enough time to put together a good disguise and that's the biggest obstacle.

I would need a little more time and maybe a neighbor who was out of town and I happened to have a key to one of their cars.


Use the neighbor's car to get to the NOLA Greyhound station. Buy a ticket to Chicago under a fake name. Get off the bus in Jackson or Memphis in case anyone figures out the alias, and catch another bus or train east or west from there with a different name.

I'd probably still get discovered but I'd have to make people work for it.
This post was edited on 1/17/21 at 9:04 pm
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 6/27/15 at 3:34 pm to
I would walk to some neighborhood with old people, knock on a random door, kill them and hide out.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119120 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 3:39 pm to
College baseball game
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 3:41 pm to
quote:

I would walk to some neighborhood with old people, knock on a random door, kill them and hide out.


No, that won't work at all.

First off the FBI will raid TD.com offices to get your address. Then the National Guard will cordon off your entire city and go through each house, block by block. Assuming law enforcement knows that *everyone* is out to get you, all they have to do is verify the house isn't empty since if it isn't the residents can be counted on to rat you out.

Once they know which houses are empty it wouldn't be difficult. They'll have K9's trained to follow the scent you left behind at the TD office.
Posted by Drew Orleans
Member since Mar 2010
21577 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 3:42 pm to
VFR somewhere remote and live off the land for a few days. At that point it's dumb luck.
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36373 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 3:45 pm to
I've asked this question to IRL friends after this was initially posted months ago and someone brought up a really good point. The NSA/Keyhole Satellite personnel are included in "every single human" and all they would have to do is track you at ANY point up until that hour in the past... fast forward to when the timer started and watch/track you WHEREVER you went.

After *SHE* said that, I was like, "yeah.. impossible"
Posted by IceTiger
Really hot place
Member since Oct 2007
26584 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 4:10 pm to
I couldn't be found where I'm at right now...
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36373 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 4:11 pm to
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I couldn't be found where I'm at right now...
I don't think you have ANYTHING to worry about... there's NO ONE who's looking for you
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30612 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 4:11 pm to
I would go to an WNBA basektball game.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 4:14 pm to
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NSA/Keyhole Satellite personnel


Not really. You could enter a building that has subway access. Or hell, just go into the woods and hide. The trees will help cover your tracks plus you can just move at night.

Keyhole can't necessarily identify you personally. You could wear a wig to cover your bald spot and Keyhole wouldn't know the difference.

Eluding security cameras in urban areas would be a much bigger problem.
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 4:18 pm to
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Not really. You could enter a building that has subway access. Or hell, just go into the woods and hide. The trees will help cover your tracks plus you can just move at night.

You've got every government surveillance in the world look for you. The trees & a wig aren't going to do shite in this situation.
Posted by IceTiger
Really hot place
Member since Oct 2007
26584 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 4:29 pm to
True dat
Posted by jennBN
Member since Jun 2010
3151 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 4:37 pm to
Hop a freight train, either an open box car or an empty grainer....have plenty of water and only change trains on a double line stop not wait and get laid up. Try to catch a hot shot cross country and sleep on the streets in a sanctuary city like new orleans or SF where a dirty homeless person would be overlooked.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59644 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 4:48 pm to
Posted by Lithium
Member since Dec 2004
61913 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 4:52 pm to
In October be Tulane backup QB
Posted by TOKEN
Member since Feb 2014
11990 posts
Posted on 6/27/15 at 4:55 pm to
It's going to be hard getting far within an hour so leaving Louisiana would be extremely tough. The government could create a radius and put a bounty 50 million. Everyone is to remain in their homes with a curfew 7am-7pm.

I woukd break into someone singles home that I know works offshore. I'm downstairs looking through the windows until someone shows up then I'm in the attic. The worst is if they come home and I'm stuck in the attic for a day.

Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71045 posts
Posted on 6/28/15 at 8:04 am to
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It's going to be hard getting far within an hour so leaving Louisiana would be extremely tough. The government could create a radius and put a bounty 50 million. Everyone is to remain in their homes with a curfew 7am-7pm.


That's kind of changing the scenario in the opposite direction from what some of the other posts did.

The OP didn't say you were OBL. It was just can you hide for 5 days without being found? Could be a reality show/contest or something like that, so there's no need for the government to shut everything down.
Posted by tigerbru17
Billy in 4C
Member since Jan 2009
9816 posts
Posted on 6/28/15 at 9:20 am to
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