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re: In 1 hr, every single human in the entire world will begin looking for you...

Posted on 2/23/15 at 9:19 pm to
Posted by UpToPar
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
22970 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 9:19 pm to
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The incentive for others to search for and find me is paramount. If it is no high enough, then other things like your kids ball practice, church, regularly scheduled programming, and work would all preclude peoples involvement.



I agree. Without a pretty strong incentive, it wouldn't be all that hard to hide in plain sight so to say.
Posted by UpToPar
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
22970 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 9:21 pm to
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Land, water, caves, tunnels within a qtr mile.



there are caves and tunnels within a quarter mile of DFW?
Posted by FairhopeTider
Fairhope, Alabama
Member since May 2012
22768 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 9:23 pm to
I'll be honest, this sounds like a badass movie if done right. The Most Dangerous Game except everyone is after you instead of just a few people.

Posted by Bleeding purple
Athens, Texas
Member since Sep 2007
25349 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 9:27 pm to
and FWIW a 1 hr start right now would give me a 9 to 12 hr head start.


Walk in hospital, pick up a night shift nurses keys with keyfob. Walk to employee parking, unlock car with key fob and drive. She wouldn't even know its missing until 7 am shift change. And with local police reporting it would take another 1-2 hrs to connect the dots and look for her car. By then I would have ditched it and acquired a new vehicle in a new city.

Posted by luvdatigahs
Alameda, CA
Member since Sep 2008
3105 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 9:27 pm to
Well most people can go for a few days without food and just water, but they would catch your arse when you start posting on the ot.
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 9:31 pm to
This would make for one hell of a reality tv series
Posted by UpToPar
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
22970 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 9:31 pm to
quote:

Walk in hospital, pick up a night shift nurses keys with keyfob. Walk to employee parking, unlock car with key fob and drive. She wouldn't even know its missing until 7 am shift change. And with local police reporting it would take another 1-2 hrs to connect the dots and look for her car. By then I would have ditched it and acquired a new vehicle in a new city.



Assuming every single person is directing their attention to finding you, I would think that there would be checkpoints on all major highways that might pose a problem.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102715 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 9:32 pm to
I would assume that all abandoned buildings would be searched in the area within a couple of hours from where I live.

I live in the MS Delta. 5 minutes from the farms main shop and office. Here is what I would do.

1. Not take my truck, I'd leave it at my house. Take my 4 wheeler and drive it to the shop, and then drive it into the river that runs next to the shop so it couldn't be found.

2. The farm has about 30 company trucks parked at the shop, nobody is in charge of keeping up with who drives what truck, and there are always "extra" trucks that aren't being used for when someone's truck breaks down. None have a tag on them. Knowing that I could take one of the extra trucks and it wouldn't be noticed to be missing for a few days, considering the farm is over 20,000 acres and it's common for a truck to leave from the main shop for a few days as someone else may use it and either take it home or leave it at another shop on a different part of the farm.

I would take one these trucks and head toward the port of Greenville, about 45 minutes from where I live. There is a large parking lot for the casino, and a huge boat landing. A little ways down the river past some woods, is where they load barges. I would park the farm truck among the dozens of cars at the casino parking lot, get out wearing a hoodie, keeping my face down carrying a sack of water/food from my house. At this point the 1 hour mark would hit, as everyone would just be finding out about me. I'd be out of sight at this point, walking through the woods towards the barge docks.

ONce reaching the docks, I would either slip into a shipping container or hop aboard a barge and find a small crawl space out of sight and take a 5 day ride up the MS river.
Posted by Bleeding purple
Athens, Texas
Member since Sep 2007
25349 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 9:38 pm to
no major hwys
Posted by UpToPar
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
22970 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 9:52 pm to
that's not a bad plan. No matter the incentive for finding you, ships would still have to deliver goods up and down the river, so it's not like they could stop all ship traffic to search the ships inside and out. I would think if you were somewhat familiar with ships you could find a place to hide on one for a couple days without being noticed.
Posted by runningTiger
Member since Apr 2014
3029 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 10:01 pm to
The stowaway plan was already brought up by
R me on page 38

Don't think it would work bc the entire world is searching for u
Meaning guys on ship would stop moving and start searching their ship

Paint self blue
Buy cock
Get in kayak
Bring O2 tank
Dive ship wreck
Hope it has oxygen bubble
Hold pooh to prevent Sharks
Hide 5 days
Sink kayak
Don't get the bends
Pooh on way up
Wear neoprene
Goggles
No iPhone
Take bus to beach
Learn games to keep busy five days
Spearfish for food
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 10:08 pm to
quote:

You've been watching too much TV My Man.



I think this is pretty much common sense. Really, your first instinct is to go to a hunting camp you grew up in? Are you that fricking stupid to think that no one else would think to look for you here? I'm pretty confident they could hire some guys who are pretty good at tracking to track you in your own woods, not to mention your friends and family that were there with you.
Posted by FlagLake
"Da Ship"
Member since Feb 2006
2479 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 10:09 pm to
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Drink a few swigs of water, eat a pop tart per day for 5 days. Emerge victorious after 60 hours of seclusion.


Math isn't your strong point is it? That's only 2.5 days.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
35326 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 10:10 pm to
it would be pretty easy during summer if the shite went down while at my montana house. in one hour i could grab all my backpacking shite, my packraft (mine is olive drab), GPS. and mountain bike, throw it all in the truck, send some emails and text to at least try to throw someone off (I'd need to know more circumstances to know what I'd say and whether it would help at all), and be deep in the wilderness -- places where i never see anyone even if i'm not hiding.

i guess huge arse teams of dogs might be able to find me, theoretically, but they'd have a shite-ton of ground to cover in every single direction--mountains, wilderness, waterways.

After packing, I'd have 45 minutes to drive at pretty high speed, which would get me away from civilization, and then I know a place where my truck wouldn't be discovered for some time. I would create some confusion regarding which direction I went from the truck, make it to a certain waterway by bike, and then strap the bike on my packraft.

I'd keep hopping rivers/creeks until i got to a cave i know (by GPS) deep deep in the woods, way off any trails. drink straight from mountain waters and energy bars and other backpacking stuff i keep packed would be more than enough for 5 days of just sitting still.

i would be able to see anyone coming and at least have a chance to bug out.

Also, the raft weighs just a little over five pounds, and I'd have time to just jump on the river and go.

Even helicopters would have issues.

But the chances of anyone even locating my truck within a couple days would be extremely slim, and that's just to get to the general GIANT wilderness area where i'd be staying completely off trails, especially once i ditched the bike (whether I even brought the bike is up for debate).

Another option is no truck, no mountain bike--just dirt bike with packraft.

I've thought about all this....

Winter would be much much tougher obviously due not only to cold but tracks.
Posted by runningTiger
Member since Apr 2014
3029 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 10:12 pm to
The entire world is tracking u

That means the govt gonna look at
Their satellite images from the past hour
Locate u walking at your Montana house
And track u down
U wouldn't last 45 minutes
Posted by FairhopeTider
Fairhope, Alabama
Member since May 2012
22768 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 10:13 pm to
Maybe this will help: Let's look at this from the other point of view. You are the government and you now have to find one person who you know only had an hour head start and is looking for a place to hide for 5 days. You literally have every resource in the world at your disposal.

Where do you start? How and where do you allocate your resources and how long would it take to get boots on the ground and planes in the air?
This post was edited on 2/23/15 at 10:25 pm
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 10:13 pm to
quote:

Land, water, caves, tunnels within a qtr mile.

Ever seen Rambo ?


OK, this your previous post.

quote:

You've been watching too much TV My Man.




OK, I've got redneck friends who hunt, and my first instinct with just about all of them would go look on their hunting properties and properties they've hunted in the past. It's pretty much the single dumbest place a hunter can go. And if they come out there with a ton of dogs, do you think you'd even stand a chance? Would you just try to cap one of them from a distance?

And it's within a quarter mile from all this? The dogs would smell you instantly. You're an idiot.
Posted by TrapperJohn
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
12293 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 10:17 pm to


If they bring in this dude to look for you...game over.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71104 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 10:26 pm to
quote:

That means the govt gonna look at
Their satellite images from the past hour
Locate u walking at your Montana house
And track u down


I'd love to know how much storage space is needed to record high definition satellite images of every road in the country and retain those images / videos for even an hour. Any guesses?
Posted by MoreOrLes
Member since Nov 2008
19472 posts
Posted on 2/23/15 at 10:26 pm to
machac pass
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