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re: In 1 hr, every single human in the entire world will begin looking for you...
Posted on 2/24/15 at 7:15 am to SuperSaint
Posted on 2/24/15 at 7:15 am to SuperSaint
If the federal gubment can find oSAMA. Then I think all the worlds combined can find one coonass
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 7:41 am to tigersownall
Damn this thread is still going. Is submarine guy still the winner?
Posted on 2/24/15 at 7:44 am to lsuhunt555
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I'd just tell my wife or girlfriend. Whichever one I liked the most that day and split it. Contract locking this in done before. Money corrupts. I'll take losing and a half billion dollars.
I suggest your wife, for community property reasons.
Posted on 2/24/15 at 8:01 am to Atom Knab
Kill myself by chaining cinder blocks to my ankles and jumping in the Cumberland River in Nashville.
Just to frick with everyone looking for me.
Just to frick with everyone looking for me.
Posted on 2/24/15 at 8:04 am to tigersownall
It took 10 years for them to find him bruh
Posted on 2/24/15 at 8:09 am to tigersownall
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If the federal gubment can find oSAMA
how long did that take? 1678432 days?
Posted on 2/24/15 at 8:14 am to OneMoreTime
But I'm sticking with my original plan:
1. Grab bicycle, water, and canned goods from house, drive to nearest Greyhound stop in my car which is down the street (5 minutes)
2. Buy ticket and put fully charged iphone in the luggage area with a bag of some sort. (5 minutes)
3. Take my bicycle out of my car and ride it in opposite direction of bus route as hard and fast as I can for 40 minutes into a new construction neighborhood I know about. (40 minutes)
4. Break in and hide in the attic (10 minutes)
I would probably get caught, but this is best I could do I think. If I was in New Orleans, the above ground tomb is the way I'd go.
ETA:
And I'd wear this while riding my bike
1. Grab bicycle, water, and canned goods from house, drive to nearest Greyhound stop in my car which is down the street (5 minutes)
2. Buy ticket and put fully charged iphone in the luggage area with a bag of some sort. (5 minutes)
3. Take my bicycle out of my car and ride it in opposite direction of bus route as hard and fast as I can for 40 minutes into a new construction neighborhood I know about. (40 minutes)
4. Break in and hide in the attic (10 minutes)
I would probably get caught, but this is best I could do I think. If I was in New Orleans, the above ground tomb is the way I'd go.
ETA:
And I'd wear this while riding my bike
This post was edited on 2/24/15 at 8:15 am
Posted on 2/24/15 at 8:14 am to gizmoflak
It took five days for authorities to find the Boston bombers.
Posted on 2/24/15 at 8:16 am to JBeam
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It took five days for authorities to find the Boston bombers.
They had a much bigger head start than an hour. The public didn't know who they were for days.
Posted on 2/24/15 at 8:16 am to lsuhunt555
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Is submarine guy still the winner?
NO. His love of seamen DQs him.
I have not read but about 7% of the thread. From what I did read, most folks are pretty out of touch. It would be almost impossible to pull off. Esp. for the average Joe. (Granted, almost NO ONE here is average...but still)
Posted on 2/24/15 at 8:25 am to TheCaterpillar
Don't tell TD & Reddit that.
Posted on 2/24/15 at 8:42 am to JBeam
Shave my head grow a beard and live among you
Posted on 2/24/15 at 8:51 am to LCA131
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I have not read but about 7% of the thread. From what I did read, most folks are pretty out of touch. It would be almost impossible to pull off. Esp. for the average Joe. (Granted, almost NO ONE here is average...but still)
I think even the best laid plans here, people have a 10% chance at best of evading capture.
Posted on 2/24/15 at 8:55 am to OMLandshark
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I think even the best laid plans here, people have a >1% chance at best of evading capture.
FIFY
Posted on 2/24/15 at 8:56 am to LCA131
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I have not read but about 7% of the thread. From what I did read, most folks are pretty out of touch. It would be almost impossible to pull off. Esp. for the average Joe. (Granted, almost NO ONE here is average...but still)
I cant speak for everyone, but I realize its pretty improbable, but its sort of fun to try and conjure up a good plan.
Posted on 2/24/15 at 9:06 am to lsuhunt555
I'd spend the hour head start trying to figure out a way to initiate an electromagnetic pulse that would knock everything off the grid.
Then walk around like a boss in a small town for 5 days.
If I can't get the EMP, well then I'm caught anyway.
Then walk around like a boss in a small town for 5 days.
If I can't get the EMP, well then I'm caught anyway.
This post was edited on 2/24/15 at 9:08 am
Posted on 2/24/15 at 9:12 am to TXGunslinger10
That was one thought I had. Is there anything smart about the strategy of maybe getting on offense a little bit? Maybe as soon as you get the notice that you have an hour, steal a car and somehow ram it (jumping out beforehand) into a power substation, police hq, or something. May not be the best strategy but at least it would provide some initial disruption in your local area.
Posted on 2/24/15 at 9:15 am to FairhopeTider
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That was one thought I had. Is there anything smart about the strategy of maybe getting on offense a little bit? Maybe as soon as you get the notice that you have an hour, steal a car and somehow ram it (jumping out beforehand) into a power substation, police hq, or something. May not be the best strategy but at least it would provide some initial disruption in your local area.
Yeah, I had thought of an EMP as well, but having access to something like that in under an hour is about as farfetched as my silly submarine joke.
Posted on 2/24/15 at 9:17 am to lsuhunt555
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Damn this thread is still going. Is submarine guy still the winner?
Its a tie between him and "drive to the nearest sorority house" guy.
Posted on 2/24/15 at 9:39 am to More beer please
The guy who was going ot paint himself blue and hide among the gym mats at the Y is the biggest winner in this thread.
Dude needs to lay off the drugs.
Dude needs to lay off the drugs.
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