re: Imagine u in a coma in 2000. Wake up 23 yrs later

It would be crazy. You would see people doing real gay shite in public and be like "Ha! Look at those f---! Wait.. Is that two dudes or.. One kinda looks like a dude? I mean he has an Adam's apple... And tits"

I would pissed i was woken up to all this BS

And find out men are women, and are okay with it.

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Imagine u in a coma in 2000. Wake up 23 yrs later
9/11, wars, black president, iphones, bitcoin, ufos being shot down. Crazy world.

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Still a virgin because you were a 14 year old at the time.

I think LGBTQ and trans bullshite would be the most jarring

Trans was like not even a thing in 2000

You’d awaken to people picking pronouns, trans flags EVERYWHERE

It is ideological occupation

If he was a Vikings fan, he’d read up on what all happened, say “figures”, and go back to sleep.


ETA: he’d also be very confused that Tom Brady just announced his retirement.

Hmm, do we have flying cars?

No, but more of them are electric now.

Hoverboards?

They call them hoverboards, but they’re not hoverboards. Supposedly they’re working on it.

Light sabers?

Not quite, but actually getting super close. It requires like a ghostbusters power pack and a cable, but, yeah, kinda getting there!

Wow, uh, did we cure AIDS?

No, but you never really hear about it anymore. I mean, Magic Johnson is still alive and all.

Cancer?

Nah uh

Fred Durst?

Well, uh…he’s kinda back.

F$&k! Let me guess, then, Kid Rock is president!?

No, but Donald Trump was, Arnold Schwarzenneger was governor of California, and the Rock is about to run for president.

That could either be great or terrible.

It’s both, definitely both.

Has the Simpsons been cancelled yet?

No, and Family Guy, South Park still on the air as well. That 70’s Show just got a reboot, and reboots of King of the Hill and Futurama are on their way.

Well…shite. Y’all still got those peeper things, though?

Pagers? Those are LONG gone. Everyone has smartphones now. Look! All of the world’s pornography!

WTF! You just walk around with that shite!?

I mean, it does other things. See, here’s where I can watch any movie or tv show on demand, here’s social media pages?

What’s social media?

Everyone tells everyone else where they are, what they’re doing, and what they’re thinking at all times. It’s a riot!

Why? Why would anyone do that? That sounds terrifying and boring.

Yeah, but some of them are seriously mentally ill and they post memes.

What’s a meme?

It’s like a political cartoon, but instead of being made by mentally ill ignoramuses, they’re not made by journalists.

So we hate the newspapers now?

Oh, social media killed those. We get all our news from our senile family members, blue-haired service industry friends, and shitposters with anime profile pictures.

I want to go back.

At least Pauly Shore wouldn't be around anymore...and chokers are back in style.

And I bet no one changed the oil in my car one damned time.

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Saints Super Bowl and 3 LSU national championships…

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Would help ease the pain of all the rest. Then piss you off because you missed it.