re: I'm just the guy that makes Amazon boxes dissappear

I stack them up on her side of the bed.

She usually finds something else to do with them.

We have so many boxes coming in daily that I just toss them in the garage, then when recycle day comes I stuff and consolidate the boxes. Not making the effort to break all that crap down.

There’s so much carbon fiber in my house it set off fire detectors…. :banghead: :banghead:

What kind of China junk is she buying? I don’t shop on Amazon. I’d rather donate to meaningful charities.

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If I ignored the empty Amazon boxes my wife leaves on the floor, my house would be covered end to end in cardboard boxes. But I can't, and my wife knows it. So she leaves them for me to make them disappear. i dont buy any of the crap. Why cant women fold up boxes and place in the bin? End rant

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Does she happen to keep your balls in one of those boxes?

My house it's Amazon boxes and basically anything else that's cardboard. She will pile it up by the door until it's impossible to enter/exit without hitting them. At which point I will carry a load to the burn pile and start the cycle again.

I actually made a suggestion that she toss the cardboard out the back door so it would be closer. When I made today's trip, about 75% was blocking the door, and the other 25% was on the back porch--so I still had to make 2 trips. We live a long way from any neighbors, so burning cardboard isn't an issue on that front, and, like someone above mentioned, I'd need 3-4 garbage cans if we sent all that crap to the road.

OTOH, she's willing to have sex with me just about anytime, so I got the better end of that bargain for sure.

Amateur hour here.

Pic of your wife’s box please

I kindly put them on the counter in the laundry room to make his trip to the garage shorter. I’m considerate like that.

bruh.

my wife will stack them on top of the inside trash can instead of walking 30 ft to put them in the outdoor one