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re: I’m in a perilous situation

Posted on 12/4/21 at 12:33 am to
Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
Member since Jan 2010
22094 posts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 12:33 am to
My Friday night is going a lot better than yours.
Posted by tgrmeat
Member since Sep 2020
5656 posts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 12:40 am to
Eat them or don’t fatty. Your choice.
Posted by Lou
Modesto, CA
Member since Aug 2005
8616 posts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 12:48 am to
One little Debbie a day ain't nothing. Come back when you eat a whole box every day.

By the way, oatmeal creme pies and fudge rounds are better than the Swiss rolls.
Posted by wnot91
Member since Oct 2021
22 posts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 2:01 am to
Not even remotely funny.
Posted by USMCguy121
Northshore
Member since Aug 2021
6332 posts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 2:27 am to
Eat it and blame it on the dog
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
62002 posts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 4:31 am to
In this story, the Swiss Rolls represents what?
Posted by RummelTiger
Official TD Sauces Club Member
Member since Aug 2004
92934 posts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 5:07 am to
Jesus…

We’re a country full of pussies.

It used to be where a real man would eat a box of whatever the frick he wanted and didn’t give two shits what anyone thought.

You’re concerned about eating a box of snacks, over the course of a week, and scared about what people will say 20 years from now?

frick, man…
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
47211 posts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 5:17 am to
Assuming you have a wife blame it on her when it gets brought up. Thats what i do.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
52139 posts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 5:31 am to

That was some funny chit!
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
23446 posts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 5:52 am to
Put them in fridge. Really good cold.
Posted by bah humbug
Member since Nov 2011
2039 posts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 6:09 am to
Who will frick with you for years about it? Your parents or your husband and kids?

If parents, then it was obvious your mom bought them intentionally to test you. She is jealous of the relationship you have with you father.

If husband and kids, it means they resent you for making them live with in-laws/gparents they love the least.

If all, there’s nothing you can do. You’ve lost all respect. Go get another box or five and show em who’s boss.
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Bogalusa
Member since Jul 2018
7570 posts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 6:21 am to
I'd just quit hanging out with my family.
Posted by Undertow
Member since Sep 2016
8870 posts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 6:25 am to
One a day is a reasonable amount. How have they resisted having even 1? Their problem. It takes great restraint to not eat the whole box in one day. You’re doing great.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
78074 posts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 7:27 am to
quote:

I'm afraid someday they'll find you
Just stretched out on your bed
With a handful of Pringles Potato Chips
And a Ding Dong by your head
Not a bad way to go out. Beats firey car accident by a good stretch.
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
23429 posts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 7:32 am to
Finish them and then polish off a box of Christmas trees cakes for good measure.
Posted by Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
6189 posts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 7:35 am to
"Mother, I ate them. I ate them ALL. It was me, ok."

Don't tell them what you're talking about.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
22909 posts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 7:40 am to
Not sure how this qualifies as perilous.

quote:

You guys have to help me


How? Do you need an alibi? Need to blame the disappearing Swiss Rolls on somebody else?
Posted by Flyingtiger82
BFE
Member since Oct 2019
1562 posts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 7:40 am to
Be sure to bring up how you are one and it had mold on it so you threw them all away.
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
78246 posts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 7:40 am to
I feel You. Little Debbies are something I habe Very little self control

Eat the box. frick the haters
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7444 posts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 7:56 am to
A box in one week seems like amateur hour.
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