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I’m in a perilous situation
Posted on 12/3/21 at 11:45 pm
Posted on 12/3/21 at 11:45 pm
My family is staying at my parents’ house for a short while. My mom bought a box of Little Debbie Swiss Rolls. There are 6 packages in the box. I have eaten one a day for the last three days; no one else has touched them. I’m on a trajectory to eat the entire box by myself, and that would not go unnoticed.
Eating the entire box would be something that would stick with me for the rest of my life. Anytime snacking gets brought up in conversation in the future, my family will just love to remind everyone of the time I ate the entire box of Swiss rolls by myself. I estimate this will happen no less than 10 times over the next 20 years.
You guys have to help me. I don’t want to be that guy, but I don’t believe in my ability to stop myself.
Eating the entire box would be something that would stick with me for the rest of my life. Anytime snacking gets brought up in conversation in the future, my family will just love to remind everyone of the time I ate the entire box of Swiss rolls by myself. I estimate this will happen no less than 10 times over the next 20 years.
You guys have to help me. I don’t want to be that guy, but I don’t believe in my ability to stop myself.
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Posted on 12/3/21 at 11:47 pm to Jon Ham
I want a Swiss roll for trying to read your entire post
Posted on 12/3/21 at 11:47 pm to Jon Ham
Go to dairy queen tomorrow
Posted on 12/3/21 at 11:48 pm to Jon Ham
Eat them all, throw the box away, and then pretend like they never existed.
Posted on 12/3/21 at 11:50 pm to Jon Ham
Posted on 12/3/21 at 11:51 pm to Jon Ham
quote:
I’m on a trajectory to eat the entire box by myself
Posted on 12/3/21 at 11:53 pm to Jon Ham
Mail me what’s left, I’ll finish them bitches off and you can blame me for eating them all.
Posted on 12/3/21 at 11:54 pm to Jon Ham
The solution is to buy another box.
You're a junk food junkie. Good Lord have pity on you.
I'm afraid someday they'll find you
Just stretched out on your bed
With a handful of Pringles Potato Chips
And a Ding Dong by your head
You're a junk food junkie. Good Lord have pity on you.
I'm afraid someday they'll find you
Just stretched out on your bed
With a handful of Pringles Potato Chips
And a Ding Dong by your head
Posted on 12/3/21 at 11:54 pm to HoboDickCheese
Eat the box. Buy another box. Nobody would know the difference.
Simple.
Simple.
Posted on 12/3/21 at 11:57 pm to Jon Ham
Just reverse the whip. Eat two more leaving one. When everyone is around, make it a point to reach for a Swiss roll and then exclaim "wow, only one left. Who's been eating the rest??"
All of the Not Me replies will end up with finger-pointing.
All of the Not Me replies will end up with finger-pointing.
This post was edited on 12/3/21 at 11:58 pm
Posted on 12/4/21 at 12:01 am to Jon Ham
Smash a box in a sitting and own that shite
6 days to eat a box of Swiss rolls? Don’t let your husband find out
6 days to eat a box of Swiss rolls? Don’t let your husband find out
Posted on 12/4/21 at 12:05 am to Jon Ham
Posted on 12/4/21 at 12:07 am to Jon Ham
Looks like someone is fat
Posted on 12/4/21 at 12:09 am to Jon Ham
quote:
Eating the entire box would be something that would stick with me for the rest of my life.
..shouldn't be too long on this trajectory.
Posted on 12/4/21 at 12:14 am to Jon Ham
Ho-ho’s >>>>> Swiss Rolls.
Swiss Rolls are the trailer Park version of Ho-Ho’s.
Swiss Rolls are the trailer Park version of Ho-Ho’s.
Posted on 12/4/21 at 12:14 am to WestCoastAg
quote:you weenies must have terrible genes if smashing a box of Swiss rolls swells your dad bod
Looks like someone is fat
Posted on 12/4/21 at 12:18 am to Jon Ham
Save the wrappers, plant them in your parents' dog's bed/crate.
Posted on 12/4/21 at 12:21 am to Jon Ham
Eat the rest and seal the box up as if it never was opened.
Posted on 12/4/21 at 12:30 am to Jon Ham
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My mom
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