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re: IKEA is set to open in downtown San Francisco this week (8/23)
Posted on 8/20/23 at 12:08 pm to RogerTheShrubber
Posted on 8/20/23 at 12:08 pm to RogerTheShrubber
quote:they may steal and resell like porch pirates
Homeless and hood rats aren't stealing shite they have to assemble.
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Posted on 8/20/23 at 12:22 pm to tss22h8
Posted on 8/20/23 at 12:23 pm to GreenRockTiger
brgfather is an angry little fellow, ignore him.
Posted on 8/20/23 at 12:24 pm to Klark Kent
quote:
brgfather is an angry little fellow, ignore him.
Posted on 8/20/23 at 12:40 pm to GreenRockTiger
Is there a California audience who want to go downtown to shop? Is there a food section to be pilfered?
Posted on 8/20/23 at 12:45 pm to tss22h8
Bout to be a lot of free furniture in the homeless camps.
Posted on 8/20/23 at 12:47 pm to tss22h8
This will be hilarious to watch unfold. Hopefully nobody gets killed so I can laugh at it mercilessly.
Posted on 8/20/23 at 12:53 pm to SportsGuyNOLA
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The homeless will start squatting INSIDE the Ikea.
Also expect a lot of shitting on the floor.
It'll have everything they'll need to live. They'll be indoors with access to heat & AC, wide range of furniture, restrooms, and a deli.
You may be right about shitting on the floor, much more dramatic than using a toilet.
Posted on 8/20/23 at 1:27 pm to Klark Kent
quote:
brgfather is an angry little fellow, ignore him
quote:
KlarK Kent
Lmk if you need me to link my post history to make it easier for you to follow me around threads
Posted on 8/20/23 at 1:32 pm to tss22h8
I bet it closes in less than 6 months from theft.
Posted on 8/20/23 at 1:33 pm to brgfather129
c’mon man. it’s a top 5 thread on the 1st page of the OT. Am I just supposed to not post in threads your in?
Posted on 8/20/23 at 1:34 pm to RogerTheShrubber
quote:
Homeless and hood rats aren't stealing shite they have to assemble.
But they can take a shite on the showroom floor after shooting up some black tar heroin.
Posted on 8/20/23 at 1:45 pm to jpbTiger
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Prolly tough to steal from ikea- their crappy furniture comes in really heavy boxes, with poorly translated instructions that even those of us who can read can’t understand.
Poorly translated instructions? I can tell you've never assembled anything from IKEA...
Posted on 8/20/23 at 1:55 pm to tss22h8
They used to have a store there in the main shopping district years ago.
It seems worse now.
Those that do not remember their history are bound to repeat it.
It seems worse now.
Those that do not remember their history are bound to repeat it.
Posted on 8/20/23 at 7:29 pm to tss22h8
Just a guess as to what will happen:
The city will make sure that it has a permanent police presence 24x7 for the first year.
Yes…a whole year.
They will then claim that IKEA being safe equates to low crime citywide.
The news will report on it, push London Breed for Queen Governor, and then the dipshits like Hank, Tardzana, Maograth, Texdiddler, Decayed Terd, and low-t will promote the false narrative likes it’s gospel.
The city will make sure that it has a permanent police presence 24x7 for the first year.
Yes…a whole year.
They will then claim that IKEA being safe equates to low crime citywide.
The news will report on it, push London Breed for Queen Governor, and then the dipshits like Hank, Tardzana, Maograth, Texdiddler, Decayed Terd, and low-t will promote the false narrative likes it’s gospel.
Posted on 8/20/23 at 7:32 pm to tss22h8
The Federal Gov’t no longer want their employees to work on site in SF due to safety.
Best of luck to IKEA with their new concept.
Best of luck to IKEA with their new concept.
Posted on 8/20/23 at 7:36 pm to Rebel
Posted on 8/20/23 at 7:38 pm to tss22h8
Naive and many corporations are ran by inexperienced people
Posted on 8/20/23 at 7:40 pm to tss22h8
Car piss me off
IKEA car
IKEA car
Posted on 8/20/23 at 7:41 pm to SportsGuyNOLA
quote:
The homeless will start squatting INSIDE the Ikea
Yep. I’d bet within a week, the homeless are sleeping in their little bedroom showrooms.
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