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Posted on 5/9/18 at 10:18 pm to
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53052 posts
Posted on 5/9/18 at 10:18 pm to
I'd #MeToo one of your asses and extort you
Posted by ThePoo
Work
Member since Jan 2007
61254 posts
Posted on 5/9/18 at 10:19 pm to
Freak the frick out because I woke up as the opposite sex
Posted by PhiTiger1764
Lurker since Aug 2003
Member since Oct 2009
14454 posts
Posted on 5/9/18 at 10:20 pm to
quote:

I would marry a hardworking and loyal guy, who can buy a house. Then bang the next door neighbor, get a divorce, and keep the house.

...You got a story to tell?
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
20598 posts
Posted on 5/9/18 at 10:20 pm to
Buy an extremely short dress and find a vacant street corner. I'd be a 70 yr. old whore.
Posted by Random LSU Hero
2014 NFL Survivor Champion (17-0)
Member since Aug 2011
9546 posts
Posted on 5/9/18 at 10:22 pm to
Quit my job and guilt my husband into getting a better job and an Escalade for me to drive during the day.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
83043 posts
Posted on 5/9/18 at 10:24 pm to
I’d jam all kinds of things up my snatch, then go look for hot lesbian action.
Posted by tiger114
Fairhope, AL
Member since Sep 2009
5235 posts
Posted on 5/9/18 at 10:28 pm to
I would find a guy to have anal sex with me so that I know how it feels. #nohomo
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7233 posts
Posted on 5/9/18 at 10:31 pm to
quote:


I would find a guy to have anal sex with me so that I know how it feels. #nohomo


You already have a butthole baw, just go for it
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
68957 posts
Posted on 5/9/18 at 10:32 pm to
quote:

I would marry a hardworking and loyal guy, who can buy a house. Then bang the next door neighbor, get a divorce, and keep the house.




That's the FIRST thing you would do?

Posted by Kjun Tiger
Member since Dec 2014
2147 posts
Posted on 5/9/18 at 10:33 pm to
quote:

I would find a guy to have anal sex with me


Closet Aggie
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38952 posts
Posted on 5/9/18 at 10:33 pm to
Earn ~22% more for doing the same job than all of you newly minted ladies in this thread



ETA: jeez, you new ladies sure are sensitive
This post was edited on 5/9/18 at 10:43 pm
Posted by golfntiger32
Ohio
Member since Oct 2013
12486 posts
Posted on 5/9/18 at 10:36 pm to
Sue my place of work for discrimination.
Posted by Loungefly85
Lafayette
Member since Jul 2016
7930 posts
Posted on 5/9/18 at 10:36 pm to
quote:

If you woke up as the opposite se


I’d make me some #metoo money. Or at the very least I’d lie and try my best to ruin people.

Sad thing is, it really would be easy these days.
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 5/9/18 at 10:40 pm to
Dial 1-800-GET-ABBC
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30190 posts
Posted on 5/9/18 at 10:41 pm to
Practice with the new appendage.

Not worry about getting a grey hairs anymore.

Change my gender to M at work so my pay raise could begin immediatly.
Posted by noonan
Nassau Bay, TX
Member since Aug 2005
37001 posts
Posted on 5/9/18 at 10:46 pm to
quote:

Change my gender to M at work so my pay raise could begin immediatly.


The OP only said your gender changed, not your work experience and education.
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15643 posts
Posted on 5/9/18 at 10:52 pm to
Turn on all the lights in the house
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29456 posts
Posted on 5/9/18 at 11:27 pm to
If
quote:

Earn ~22% more for doing the same job than all of you newly minted ladies in this thread



I'd peg slagathor.
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
20725 posts
Posted on 5/9/18 at 11:28 pm to
I'd channel my inner lipstick lesbian!
This post was edited on 5/9/18 at 11:32 pm
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 5/9/18 at 11:31 pm to
quote:

What would be the first thing you do?

Probably wake up with a headache and feel exhausted and irritable.

At least I see that's what the women I'm around seem to all be like every day.
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