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re: If you woke up as the opposite sex...
Posted on 5/9/18 at 10:18 pm to tigerfan247365
Posted on 5/9/18 at 10:18 pm to tigerfan247365
I'd #MeToo one of your asses and extort you
Posted on 5/9/18 at 10:19 pm to tigerfan247365
Freak the frick out because I woke up as the opposite sex
Posted on 5/9/18 at 10:20 pm to tigerfan247365
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I would marry a hardworking and loyal guy, who can buy a house. Then bang the next door neighbor, get a divorce, and keep the house.
...You got a story to tell?
Posted on 5/9/18 at 10:20 pm to tigerfan247365
Buy an extremely short dress and find a vacant street corner. I'd be a 70 yr. old whore.
Posted on 5/9/18 at 10:22 pm to tigerfan247365
Quit my job and guilt my husband into getting a better job and an Escalade for me to drive during the day.
Posted on 5/9/18 at 10:24 pm to tigerfan247365
I’d jam all kinds of things up my snatch, then go look for hot lesbian action.
Posted on 5/9/18 at 10:28 pm to tigerfan247365
I would find a guy to have anal sex with me so that I know how it feels. #nohomo
Posted on 5/9/18 at 10:31 pm to tiger114
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I would find a guy to have anal sex with me so that I know how it feels. #nohomo
You already have a butthole baw, just go for it
Posted on 5/9/18 at 10:32 pm to tigerfan247365
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I would marry a hardworking and loyal guy, who can buy a house. Then bang the next door neighbor, get a divorce, and keep the house.
That's the FIRST thing you would do?
Posted on 5/9/18 at 10:33 pm to tiger114
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I would find a guy to have anal sex with me
Closet Aggie
Posted on 5/9/18 at 10:33 pm to tigerfan247365
Earn ~22% more for doing the same job than all of you newly minted ladies in this thread
ETA: jeez, you new ladies sure are sensitive
ETA: jeez, you new ladies sure are sensitive
This post was edited on 5/9/18 at 10:43 pm
Posted on 5/9/18 at 10:36 pm to Slagathor
Sue my place of work for discrimination.
Posted on 5/9/18 at 10:36 pm to tigerfan247365
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If you woke up as the opposite se
I’d make me some #metoo money. Or at the very least I’d lie and try my best to ruin people.
Sad thing is, it really would be easy these days.
Posted on 5/9/18 at 10:41 pm to tigerfan247365
Practice with the new appendage.
Not worry about getting a grey hairs anymore.
Change my gender to M at work so my pay raise could begin immediatly.
Not worry about getting a grey hairs anymore.
Change my gender to M at work so my pay raise could begin immediatly.
Posted on 5/9/18 at 10:46 pm to yurintroubl
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Change my gender to M at work so my pay raise could begin immediatly.
The OP only said your gender changed, not your work experience and education.
Posted on 5/9/18 at 10:52 pm to jcolsut91
Turn on all the lights in the house
Posted on 5/9/18 at 11:27 pm to Slagathor
If
I'd peg slagathor.
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Earn ~22% more for doing the same job than all of you newly minted ladies in this thread
I'd peg slagathor.
Posted on 5/9/18 at 11:28 pm to tigerfan247365
I'd channel my inner lipstick lesbian!
This post was edited on 5/9/18 at 11:32 pm
Posted on 5/9/18 at 11:31 pm to tigerfan247365
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What would be the first thing you do?
Probably wake up with a headache and feel exhausted and irritable.
At least I see that's what the women I'm around seem to all be like every day.
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