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re: If you were homeless and starving, what would be your plan to get a free meal?

Posted on 11/8/18 at 6:42 pm to
Posted by ItzMe1972
Member since Dec 2013
12886 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 6:42 pm to
Went to a funeral recently.

They had to run off freeloaders who do not know the deceased, but come to eat.
Posted by OregonTiger
Republic of West Florida
Member since Jan 2004
587 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 7:00 pm to
There are so many places that give free food that there are no more starving homeless. I have seen what is available out there and it's amazing what is available for free.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47694 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 7:34 pm to
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How about just go get a job.


That is the long-term mission. The premise of the thread is for a meal right now. You are homeless and starving so your immediate concern is eating.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179864 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 7:37 pm to
I’d get a job at Burger King and sneak a nugget every 15 minutes
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25917 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 7:40 pm to
Hotel with continental breakfast.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 7:45 pm to
quote:

Turn oweo’s chair over and steal his wallet.


And I will find you. It might not be that day or that week, but I will find you... And when I do, you would never have to worry about eating again.
Posted by Horsemeat
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Posted on 11/8/18 at 8:04 pm to
The catholic church - they'd pull up my records and help me out I'd hope since I helped folks out the last few years with the St Christopher Fund and donating to the food pantry.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 8:05 pm to
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The catholic church



You might be expected to do "favors" for the priest.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135028 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 8:26 pm to
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And I will find you. It might not be that day or that week, but I will find you... And when I do, you would never have to worry about eating again.




Because he could just tip you over and take your wallet again?
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38566 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 8:32 pm to
quote:

And I will find you. It might not be that day or that week, but I will find you... And when I do, you would never have to worry about eating again.

You gonna start cooking him dinner?
Posted by DArbonneDuke
D'Arbonne, LA
Member since Nov 2005
1462 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 8:36 pm to
The drive thru dash and grab like on Jackass
Posted by IllegalPete
Front Range
Member since Oct 2017
7182 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 8:43 pm to
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Hotel with continental breakfast.


I have done this recently. The chain hotels are $400-$600/nt in the Permian so I stay at the mom and pop motels for only $120/nt. Swing by the chain hotel in the morning, grub down on the hot breakfast, take a coffee to go. None of the employees notice and probably wouldn't care given the bank they are bringing in each day.

It may be a little harder if you look and smell homeless but definitely worth a shot.
This post was edited on 11/8/18 at 8:46 pm
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47694 posts
Posted on 11/9/18 at 5:33 am to
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And I will find you. It might not be that day or that week, but I will find you... And when I do, you would never have to worry about eating again.


Unless there's a curb. Then he's all good.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
21517 posts
Posted on 11/9/18 at 6:19 am to
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Order waters while you wait and just mow down a basket of chips.


A group of women started doing just that when they would meet after work at a Mex restaurant where a friend was waiting tables.

After about the third time, and $1 tips, they were told that chips and salsa would be $3.50 without a food order.

They were outraged. Absolutely outraged.
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Az via La
Member since Feb 2006
13367 posts
Posted on 11/9/18 at 6:44 am to
I’d want a damn happy meal
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22393 posts
Posted on 11/9/18 at 9:29 am to
Always have causal business attire. Hang out in large hotel lobby around noon. Walk into the large dining room with the crowd that breaks from their 11:00 o'clock meeting, find a seat. Act like you've lost your name. Chow down.
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
8375 posts
Posted on 11/9/18 at 9:32 am to
If I had a decent pair of clothes I would walk into a Hampton Inn, Holiday Inn, etc. like I owned the place and eat breakfast every day, plus take some grub for the road. You couldn't go to the same hotel every day, but those people don't know and don't care if you're actually a guest.

ETA-Damn, this was a fairly popular idea.
This post was edited on 11/9/18 at 9:34 am
Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
4790 posts
Posted on 11/9/18 at 10:37 am to
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If I was a hot dog, I would eat myself


I'd smother myself with brown mustard and relish; I'd be so delicious.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25239 posts
Posted on 11/9/18 at 10:40 am to
Go to a Hare Krishna Hall. They serve free Indian food to homeless every day.
This post was edited on 11/9/18 at 11:12 am
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
17054 posts
Posted on 11/9/18 at 11:11 am to
hotels give away food from 6-9am every day
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