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re: If you were homeless and starving, what would be your plan to get a free meal?

Posted on 11/8/18 at 4:58 pm to
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
116445 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 4:58 pm to
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Not if they think something came up and you had to leave.


they probably still will.

and again pretending to get a phone call and walking out is just dining and dashing
Posted by Adam4848
LA
Member since Apr 2006
19847 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 4:59 pm to
Go to piccadilly, say the person behind you is paying.
Posted by JOJO Hammer
Member since Nov 2010
12458 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 5:00 pm to
There are several bars that offer free food during the week.
Posted by Signal Soldier
30.411994,-91.183929
Member since Dec 2010
8606 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 5:02 pm to
I'd hit continental breakfast at hotels every day, throughout surrounding cities... Can get a hot meal and usually have muffins and yogurt, so you could take some stuff to go.
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
12919 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 5:05 pm to
Toss your salad for a tossed salad

Stay on my knees for a hamburger with cheese

Let you be my pimp for some fri d shrimp

Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
48107 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 5:08 pm to
I was at Outback and a woman did exactly that after eating the free bread. Don’t think she was homeless though.
Posted by nuwaydawg
Member since Nov 2007
2439 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 5:14 pm to
Vote for a democrat.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 5:15 pm to
Go up to New York and become a Subway pirate.

This post was edited on 11/8/18 at 5:20 pm
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38566 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 5:17 pm to
Food banks or soup kitchens, probably.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 5:19 pm to
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And hopefully one of them have AIDS.. Then that would be win-win-win.

HcL in the stomach kills HIV.


So I've heard.
Posted by D.B.Cooper
Member since Nov 2012
232 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 5:20 pm to
Free hotel breakfast...get a workout in and take a dip in the pool for a bath
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 5:29 pm to
In New Orleans it's easy as hell to get free food.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11637 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 5:35 pm to
I guess I’d get on a dating app. Are free Obama phones still a thing?
Posted by russellvillehog
Member since Apr 2016
9746 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 5:46 pm to
I would just wait outside of a CICI's when they close. They throw all the hot n ready pizzas left over away. Inside the boxes. Just leave the top and bottom ones, and take all the ones in the middle.

I honestly know someone who has done this.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47694 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 5:47 pm to
Go to a single proprietor restaurant and ask if you can work for a meal.
Posted by nuwaydawg
Member since Nov 2007
2439 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 5:57 pm to
How about just go get a job.
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
28115 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 6:14 pm to
Go to a grocery store and start shopping. Get a pre-made meal of some sort and find a way to smuggle it into your hoodie while you're shopping.

Make a pit stop in the bathroom and woof it down. Then continue shopping for a little bit. Then pretend you got an emergency phone call, ditch your cart and leave.
Posted by wartiger2004
9X National Champions WDE RIP CK
Member since Aug 2011
20253 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 6:19 pm to
Turn oweo’s chair over and steal his wallet.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71827 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 6:21 pm to
Bang fat chicks for money instead of for free like I do now.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 6:22 pm to
Rob bank

If you get away you have money.

If you are caught you get 3 hots and a cot.

Only 1 of 4 are caught.

Repeating is russian roulette.
This post was edited on 11/8/18 at 6:24 pm
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