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If you were homeless and starving, what would be your plan to get a free meal?
Posted on 11/8/18 at 4:47 pm
Posted on 11/8/18 at 4:47 pm
Here's what I got.
Go to a Mexican restaurant and say you are a party of 3 and need a high chair. Order waters while you wait and just mow down a basket of chips. After 15 minutes, fake a phone call and tell the waiter that something happened and they aren't meeting you anymore. Boom, free meal.
Yes, I am currently sitting at a Mexican restaurant waiting on my wife and son...
Go to a Mexican restaurant and say you are a party of 3 and need a high chair. Order waters while you wait and just mow down a basket of chips. After 15 minutes, fake a phone call and tell the waiter that something happened and they aren't meeting you anymore. Boom, free meal.
Yes, I am currently sitting at a Mexican restaurant waiting on my wife and son...
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Posted on 11/8/18 at 4:48 pm to Displaced
Whip your arse and take your lunch money.
Posted on 11/8/18 at 4:48 pm to Displaced
So to places that give out free meals to homeless people.
Posted on 11/8/18 at 4:48 pm to Displaced
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Yes, I am currently sitting at a Mexican restaurant waiting on my wife and son...
Sorry they stood you up.
Posted on 11/8/18 at 4:49 pm to Displaced
If I was a hot dog, I would eat myself
Posted on 11/8/18 at 4:50 pm to OweO
But then you gotta deal with the sermon and judgement. At least at a Mexican restaurant you can listen to cheery music and watch the will Cain show on mute with no CC
Posted on 11/8/18 at 4:50 pm to Displaced
Homeless people nowadays too lazy to even figure out how to steal food.
Posted on 11/8/18 at 4:51 pm to Displaced
If I was hungry, i’d Eat the homeless.
2 birds, one stone
2 birds, one stone
Posted on 11/8/18 at 4:52 pm to Displaced
Picturing a homeless person faking a phone call is kind of funny.
You could also sit outside of a restaurant and ask people, who come out with a doggie bag, if you can have it. Someone will be willing to give their food away.
You could also sit outside of a restaurant and ask people, who come out with a doggie bag, if you can have it. Someone will be willing to give their food away.
Posted on 11/8/18 at 4:52 pm to Clyde Tipton
They didn't stand me up. My wife just thought it would be nice to talk to the daycare teacher for 25 minutes while she knew I'd be waiting here.
Posted on 11/8/18 at 4:53 pm to fr33manator
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i’d Eat the homeless.
And hopefully one of them have AIDS.. Then that would be win-win-win.
Posted on 11/8/18 at 4:53 pm to Displaced
I’ve always said if I was homeless, I’d move to Key West, where every tree has fruit and I’d eat fish and lobster everyday.
Posted on 11/8/18 at 4:53 pm to Displaced
Being starving and homeless looking like I do right now, probably not a problem.
Being starving and homeless and also looking like it would make it harder to do whatever dumb scheme you typed out.
Being starving and homeless and also looking like it would make it harder to do whatever dumb scheme you typed out.
Posted on 11/8/18 at 4:53 pm to Displaced
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Go to a Mexican restaurant and say you are a party of 3 and need a high chair. Order waters while you wait and just mow down a basket of chips. After 15 minutes, fake a phone call and tell the waiter that something happened and they aren't meeting you anymore. Boom, free meal.
Most mexican places will charge for chips if you dont get it with a meal
so your plan is just to dine and dash, why dont you go get a steak dinner with the same plan
Posted on 11/8/18 at 4:54 pm to Displaced
Ask someone to buy me lunch.
Most people will buy food for those that need it.
Most people will buy food for those that need it.
Posted on 11/8/18 at 4:54 pm to Displaced
The Mexican joints around me just give you a ridiculous amount of chips and salsa. We almost have to yell no mas when they are trying to bring the 5th basket of chips.
Posted on 11/8/18 at 4:55 pm to wildtigercat93
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Most mexican places will charge for chips if you dont get it with a meal
Not if they think something came up and you had to leave.
Posted on 11/8/18 at 4:56 pm to Displaced
If Logan's was still open, by the Mall of Louisiana.. You could go there, eat peanuts. Ask for more time to order, when they bring you bread, you could eat all the bread.. Then split before ordering,.. On the way out, fill your pockets with peanuts.
Posted on 11/8/18 at 4:57 pm to Displaced
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My wife just thought it would be nice to talk to the daycare teacher for 25 minutes while she knew I'd be waiting here.
She hates you. Seriously. Anybody that would leave a loved one sitting in a restaurant for 1/2 hour, waiting, while they are bullshitting hates them.
Posted on 11/8/18 at 4:58 pm to Displaced
frick bitches, get money
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