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re: If you were a billionaire, what petty pastimes would you have?

Posted on 11/3/18 at 2:56 pm to
Posted by Airpower
Member since Oct 2018
1101 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 2:56 pm to
Wouldn't need a media badge as a billionaire
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 2:56 pm to
I was going to say I would attend as many sporting events as possible.. I wouldn't do it to troll coaches or anything, but I would try to experience as many big games, in all major sports, as possible.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 2:59 pm to
Pump and dump Instawhores
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20642 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 3:05 pm to
Listening to theses coaches press conferences fills me with rage. I just wish I could be in the room to call them out. Local media is too scared to step on toes.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 3:07 pm to
quote:

I’d buy billboards up and down the interstate system where I live that say “The left lane is for passing only”




I wish I could upvote more, but the sad thing is that the mouthbreathers in the left lane are so oblivious they wouldn't notice anything that isn't on their phone screen.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85505 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 3:12 pm to
I’d pay Nick Saban $100M to retire.

I’d also put a supercharger on my truck.
Posted by Airpower
Member since Oct 2018
1101 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 3:49 pm to
Travel the world and the seven seas ! Everybody's looking for something *
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
45420 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 4:10 pm to
I would buy the Braves.
Posted by kengel2
Team Gun
Member since Mar 2004
33863 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 4:11 pm to
Id go on a safari and post pictures all over facebook and instagram just to piss all the ignorant people off.

And then Id come home and when they would try to ruin me, Id ruin them.
Posted by Jeff Boomhauer
Arlen, TX
Member since Jun 2016
3603 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 4:28 pm to
Chasing a penguin around on my golf cart waiting for the newest issue of jugs to be delivered
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85505 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 4:29 pm to
I’d definitely pay for lots of kinky sex
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14539 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 4:46 pm to
It would be fun to get a few cases of pint bottles of Ezra Brooks Whiskey and drive around town handing them out to those guys with little signs on the corners at red lights. You could be a hero for a day and have it cost not a lot of money. Think of what a good guy most of them would think you were.


There is a lady I have run into several times in Slidell who seems to always be out of gas. I'd finally buy her a few gallons for her Camry - maybe a fill up, cause I would be a billionaire and could afford $30. I have no idea how bad her luck is to always run out of gas in Slidell. Sad really....



Posted by keks tadpole
Yellow Leaf Creek
Member since Feb 2017
8864 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 5:40 pm to
Go to big fancy political fundraisers at other rich peoples personal homes, sneak into main house and upper deck the master bath.
Posted by ashy larry
Marcy Projects
Member since Mar 2010
5582 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 6:06 pm to
After I installed truck nuts on my rolls and bentley, I'd drive in the left lane at 3 MPH over the speed limit.
Posted by Tigris
Cloud Cuckoo Land
Member since Jul 2005
13221 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 6:40 pm to
quote:

I’d refer to the help as “boy”



quote:

UncleRuckus


You misspelled "Remus"
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
23374 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 12:30 am to
I'd hold a fancy listening party for the big re-release of the Ramones' first album.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
21517 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 12:48 am to
Run PSA ads on TV on topics like "how to merge" and "the left lane". The government should be doing this already.

Pay intersection coaches to stand at busy crossroads with bullhorns:

"Bitch in the red Yukon. The fricking turn arrow is about to come on, so put down the phone and get your fat arse ready. Go! Go! Go!"

"Blue truck guy. Why are you clogging the right lane? All those people behind you could have turned right on red, but your straight-going arse is blocking the lane. Here's a pink paintball for you."
Posted by LetsgoGamecocks
Member since Sep 2014
2916 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 1:24 am to
Whatever your answer is you don’t need a billion dollars to do it, go do it
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
20260 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 2:27 am to
I’d organize a caravan of Americans to march into Mexico and see how they like it.
Posted by adavis
North of I-10
Member since Aug 2007
5978 posts
Posted on 11/4/18 at 8:03 am to
They'd love it. Vendors would be set up everywhere
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