If you were a billionaire, what petty pastimes would you have?

I’d buy billboards up and down the interstate system where I live that say “The left lane is for passing only”

Not sure that’s petty?

I'd fund an insurgency in a bunch of different countries.

I can’t deny, it sure if anyone else saw the WSJ article about El Salvador being the murder capital of the world, but if I was a billionaire, would probably hire some people to “solve” the situation

I’d have all the thugs in NOLA, Chicago, etc. rounded up and dropped off in the Middle East

My bad. I read petty as pretty.

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I'd be fishing in Montana right now and none of you would even know my name.

I would start business and undercut the competition out. Because thats what I experienced when I started my business. People undercutting me to try to push me out.

I’d refer to the help as “boy”