re: If you were a billionaire, what petty pastimes would you have?

I’d never wear the same pair of socks twice.

I would buy a small private island like this is the Caribbean. Other than my wife, there would only be two other people on the island. A chief and someone to bring me my drinks while I watch the waves crash in.


Then I would hire 100 Somalians to sit in boats 3 miles off shore to guard it from any other motherfricker ever stepping on my island

I'd fund a bunch of protest so the rightwing nutjobs on AM radio are finally correct.