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re: If you took a DNA test that revealed you were actually another race what would you do?

Posted on 10/4/17 at 6:15 am to
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
27818 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 6:15 am to
I would start blaming everything on black oppression
Posted by cssamerican
Member since Mar 2011
7137 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 6:24 am to
Hold that information in my back pocket so when I made a racial joke about that race, I can play my get out of jail free card. Then I would obviously demand an apology from the person that called me a racist.
Posted by SundayFunday
Member since Sep 2011
9309 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 6:33 am to
If I found out I was Canadian, I'd kill myself
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119510 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 6:41 am to
I'd claim whatever privilege that race has over whitey
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
16898 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 6:45 am to
I'd apply for med school and get in.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20258 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 6:47 am to
quote:

Go about my day, because it doesn't fricking matter.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28611 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 6:57 am to
I would immediately take on my true racial identity.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19429 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 7:23 am to
I found out I'm 18% victim
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66395 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 7:27 am to
quote:

Native American?



open a casino?
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
24677 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 7:27 am to
Go drop off a few applications at Exxon, welfare office, and get a free phone.


Im just kidding. I'd still be a functioning member of society. My race doesnt define me.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57822 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 7:28 am to
quote:

Go about my day, because it doesn't fricking matter.


This..unless I was Native American and was due to get a cut of the tribal earnings
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35460 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 7:31 am to
Finally have my explaination for this gigantic penis I have
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83590 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 7:35 am to
quote:

If I found out I was black or Latino, life wouldn't change at all.
This triggered some liberals for sure
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
85137 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 7:43 am to
I haven't read the entire thread, but how would this even work? The US census recognizes 6 racial categories: white, black, Asian, native, Pacific Islander, or two or more races.

There isn't much ambiguity there. I guess if you were adopted you could be surprised, but I can get imagine many situations where someone finds out they're actually a majority of one race that they didn't already know.
This post was edited on 10/4/17 at 7:43 am
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
11037 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 7:49 am to
No. One. Cares.

So freakin tired of the 'we're all equal' or 'diversity is strength' or 'my race is best' or 'your people wornged my people'. Just a bunch of words piled up into an imaginary edfice housing nothing more than political agendas...

We all are born to a fleeting existence. We all bleed red.
Posted by SmoothOperator96
TD Premium Member
Member since Jan 2016
4048 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 8:13 am to
Return all the white privilege checks I’ve cashed in. I have them in a sperate bank account, so its accumulated some interest.

Atleast it’ll be easier to be hired or get scholarships for my second degree.
Posted by SuperSoakher
Member since Jun 2012
4585 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 8:20 am to
Try to figure out what sort of entitlements I could manage to squeeze out of the government.


And try to not get shot by the police (race depending of course)
Posted by tipup
Member since Sep 2005
1649 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 8:33 am to
Apply for welfare and buy a rocking chair to put on the front porch.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114044 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 8:39 am to
I wouldn't give a frick. My grandfather did a family tree many years ago & I am sure I have all kind of different shite in me. Just on my mom's side I have German, French, native american, etc.. On my dad's side, I don't know much, but his grandparents were pretty much poor white trash.
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
7585 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 8:56 am to
Hopefully I would get in on some of that Indian casino money
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