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re: If you had to eat 20k calories in a day to save your life

Posted on 2/13/20 at 6:03 pm to
Posted by ClampClampington
Nebraska
Member since Jun 2017
3967 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 6:03 pm to
Guess I’ll just eat on the shitter and keep making room for more coconut oil
Posted by LSUdude247
Member since Oct 2014
7020 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 6:06 pm to
Large Hot Fudge Shake from Sonic


1500 calories

Just chug one every half an hour or so.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 6:08 pm to
Chocolate is one of the most calorie dense foods there is that is pleasant to eat. It's why the military loves to put that stuff in emergency survival rations. You're looking at about 250 calories for your average candy bar, so you'd need to eat about 80 candy bars in a day.

I'd go with a big arse pile of good chocolate bars and some cold milk to wash it down.

ETA: Pure fat is pretty much the most calorie dense thing you can eat at 9 calories per gram, so you could just eat about 5 pounds of lard and get it done.
This post was edited on 2/13/20 at 6:29 pm
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30156 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 6:13 pm to
Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla with Ghirardelli chocolate sauce
Posted by AMS
Member since Apr 2016
6497 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 6:20 pm to
It would be the most inhumane diarrhea event
Posted by bawbarn
Member since Jul 2012
3695 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 6:33 pm to
A gram of uranium. 20 billion calories.
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 6:54 pm to
Cheese Cake
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 6:56 pm to
quote:

Can I rip the bong before?


That's definitely a Performance Enhancing Drug bruh.
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 7:00 pm to
Loaded baked potato
Posted by Big Chipper
Charlotte, NC
Member since Sep 2008
2777 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 7:05 pm to
Steak and cheese chimichangas smothered in queso.
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
15317 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 7:06 pm to
Big double cheeseburger with bacon, eggs, barbecue sauce, ketchup, and a lil Tabasco sauce.

Loaded fries with Cajun seasoning, ranch, cheese, and bacon

Desert I'll have some cake. Doesnt matter what kind. If I eat that for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Does that equal to 20k. Idk maybe not.
Posted by RabidTiger
Member since Nov 2009
3127 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 7:11 pm to
I would drink ice cream. That's what actors do to gain weight.
Posted by wheelr
Member since Jul 2012
5147 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 7:11 pm to
quote:

A buddy of mine competed in the amazing race and had to figure that out for some reason.


I've done this when planning ultralight backpacking trips. Calorie dense food means less to carry.

Peanut butter M&Ms were my go to snack. 20k calories worth would probably suck though.

Found part of the list...
This post was edited on 2/13/20 at 7:16 pm
Posted by BigDropper
Member since Jul 2009
7639 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 7:18 pm to
#10 of Foie Gras...
Posted by DrSteveBrule
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
12010 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 7:33 pm to
Some people in here are horrible judges of caloric content of foods. No wonder some of you are fat as frick.

My answer is 5 guys cheeseburgers. Load a burger up to 1000 calories and eat 20 of them. Those things are so greasy they slide down your throat with zero effort.
Posted by Dunk47
Member since Jan 2014
1059 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 7:40 pm to
TastyKake Iced Honey Bun
One whole honey bun is 680 calories.
All day to eat 30 of them
Posted by bakersman
Shreveport
Member since Apr 2011
5716 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 7:41 pm to
Cracklins and boudin balls would get you there pretty quick
Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 7:50 pm to
That guy ate 20,000 calories and the drink he chose was Diet Coke
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 8:15 pm to
Never mind. Internet provided bad calorie info.

This post was edited on 2/13/20 at 8:27 pm
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22354 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 8:18 pm to
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