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Posted on 2/13/20 at 6:06 pm to diddlydawg7
Large Hot Fudge Shake from Sonic
1500 calories
Just chug one every half an hour or so.
1500 calories
Just chug one every half an hour or so.
Posted on 2/13/20 at 6:08 pm to diddlydawg7
Chocolate is one of the most calorie dense foods there is that is pleasant to eat. It's why the military loves to put that stuff in emergency survival rations. You're looking at about 250 calories for your average candy bar, so you'd need to eat about 80 candy bars in a day.
I'd go with a big arse pile of good chocolate bars and some cold milk to wash it down.
ETA: Pure fat is pretty much the most calorie dense thing you can eat at 9 calories per gram, so you could just eat about 5 pounds of lard and get it done.
I'd go with a big arse pile of good chocolate bars and some cold milk to wash it down.
ETA: Pure fat is pretty much the most calorie dense thing you can eat at 9 calories per gram, so you could just eat about 5 pounds of lard and get it done.
This post was edited on 2/13/20 at 6:29 pm
Posted on 2/13/20 at 6:13 pm to diddlydawg7
Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla with Ghirardelli chocolate sauce
Posted on 2/13/20 at 6:20 pm to Ed Osteen
It would be the most inhumane diarrhea event
Posted on 2/13/20 at 6:33 pm to diddlydawg7
A gram of uranium. 20 billion calories.
Posted on 2/13/20 at 6:56 pm to auzach91
quote:
Can I rip the bong before?
That's definitely a Performance Enhancing Drug bruh.
Posted on 2/13/20 at 7:05 pm to diddlydawg7
Steak and cheese chimichangas smothered in queso.
Posted on 2/13/20 at 7:06 pm to diddlydawg7
Big double cheeseburger with bacon, eggs, barbecue sauce, ketchup, and a lil Tabasco sauce.
Loaded fries with Cajun seasoning, ranch, cheese, and bacon
Desert I'll have some cake. Doesnt matter what kind. If I eat that for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Does that equal to 20k. Idk maybe not.
Loaded fries with Cajun seasoning, ranch, cheese, and bacon
Desert I'll have some cake. Doesnt matter what kind. If I eat that for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Does that equal to 20k. Idk maybe not.
Posted on 2/13/20 at 7:11 pm to diddlydawg7
I would drink ice cream. That's what actors do to gain weight.
Posted on 2/13/20 at 7:11 pm to X123F45
quote:
A buddy of mine competed in the amazing race and had to figure that out for some reason.
I've done this when planning ultralight backpacking trips. Calorie dense food means less to carry.
Peanut butter M&Ms were my go to snack. 20k calories worth would probably suck though.
Found part of the list...
This post was edited on 2/13/20 at 7:16 pm
Posted on 2/13/20 at 7:33 pm to diddlydawg7
Some people in here are horrible judges of caloric content of foods. No wonder some of you are fat as frick.
My answer is 5 guys cheeseburgers. Load a burger up to 1000 calories and eat 20 of them. Those things are so greasy they slide down your throat with zero effort.
My answer is 5 guys cheeseburgers. Load a burger up to 1000 calories and eat 20 of them. Those things are so greasy they slide down your throat with zero effort.
Posted on 2/13/20 at 7:40 pm to diddlydawg7
TastyKake Iced Honey Bun
One whole honey bun is 680 calories.
All day to eat 30 of them
One whole honey bun is 680 calories.
All day to eat 30 of them
Posted on 2/13/20 at 7:41 pm to diddlydawg7
Cracklins and boudin balls would get you there pretty quick
Posted on 2/13/20 at 7:50 pm to MickeyLikesDags21
That guy ate 20,000 calories and the drink he chose was Diet Coke
Posted on 2/13/20 at 8:15 pm to diddlydawg7
Never mind. Internet provided bad calorie info.
This post was edited on 2/13/20 at 8:27 pm
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