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re: If you had to eat 20k calories in a day to save your life

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Posted by BigB0882
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
5308 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 2:42 pm to
Lasagna isn’t as high in calories as you might think. Bought a frozen one from Trader Joe’s which was not a diet or light version and a decent sized slice was only around 350 calories. That would be a lot of Lasagna you would have to eat in a day.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 2:45 pm to
Karo.
5 Prunes.
Pizza.

Repeat until 20k

Posted by MickeyLikesDags21
Member since Apr 2019
6640 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 2:46 pm to
Posted by yaboidarrell
westbank
Member since Feb 2017
5368 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 2:47 pm to
Peanut butter smoothies
Posted by Buckeye06
Member since Dec 2007
23120 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 2:48 pm to
I will say that I have slammed a 2k calorie milkshake in less than 10 minutes. Not saying I could have 10 of them a day, but I would think i could get close.
Posted by bad93ex
Member since Sep 2018
27190 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 2:59 pm to
quote:

That's 119lbs of crawfish needed to be peeled.


That's under 3 sacks of crawfish and over 24 hours that could be done.
Posted by Lou Pai
Member since Dec 2014
28117 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 3:00 pm to
Celery
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5135 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

Seriously, you could eat 10 large pizzas?

Bad answer.


Don't have to. Some pizza can easily be a 1000 or more calories per slice
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
11863 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 3:08 pm to
quote:

One slice of pepperoni pizza at the Costco concession stand is over 700 calories. The whole pizza is 12 slices. So one pepperoni pizza at costco is over 8000 calories. I could probably eat 2 and a half of those over the course of 24 hours.


This is not correct. When you buy a slice at costco it is equal to 2 slices that they cut for when you buy a whole pizza. So at the 700 calorie mark that is only six slices per pizza.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101919 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 3:08 pm to
Bacon covered in syruo.


For real though, no clue.


That would be like 160ish light beers.


You would have to eat over 80 Popeye's biscuits.

Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
13298 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 3:10 pm to
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Nope. Like 4200 for the whole pizza.

Source: I'm fat




I read that they were 12 slice pizzas for the 18", but maybe their food court slice is not the same size as the slice from the whole. So anyways, you are right...4200 calories. That is still only 4.5 or so pizzas and not 10 like the guy I originally responded to said.
Posted by MojoGuyPan
Intercession City, Florida
Member since Jun 2018
2797 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 3:10 pm to
quote:

Celery


Your lady will love you for it.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37503 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 3:10 pm to
Meat. Steaks particularly
Posted by diddlydawg7
2x Best Poster Elite 8 (2x Sweet 16
Member since Oct 2017
27633 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 3:14 pm to
All I know are Papa John’s/Dominoes pizzas are like 2000
Posted by tommy2tone1999
St. George, LA
Member since Sep 2008
6772 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 3:56 pm to
quote:

If you had to eat 20k calories in a day to save your life


Will not save your life, just sayin'. WTF, bacon
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
20893 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 3:57 pm to
Etoufee
Posted by 14&Counting
Eugene, OR
Member since Jul 2012
37628 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

20k calories in a day


Would end my life
Posted by Macavity92
Member since Dec 2004
5981 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 4:08 pm to
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Will not save your life, just sayin'. WTF, bacon


450-500 slices of bacon in a day?


Sounds like a good day to me.
Posted by marcnbc
Bossier City, LA
Member since May 2004
4176 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 4:09 pm to
Just looked it up....1790 calories in a Whataburger patty melt. Would need to eat 11 of them...one every other hour....sure...why not.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5563 posts
Posted on 2/13/20 at 4:14 pm to
Taco Bell.
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