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Posted on 2/13/20 at 2:19 pm to Hogwarts
Cheese is the answer.
Would only need to eat about 220 grams of it.
Would only need to eat about 220 grams of it.
Posted on 2/13/20 at 2:21 pm to diddlydawg7
A fortune cookie is roughly 400 calories. I figure I can eat 50 of those bad boys in a day.
Posted on 2/13/20 at 2:22 pm to diddlydawg7
Steak.
Everyone eating candy/sugar would pass out or puke or both before you got halfway to it.
Everyone eating candy/sugar would pass out or puke or both before you got halfway to it.
Posted on 2/13/20 at 2:29 pm to KosmoCramer
quote:
Cheese is the answer.
Would only need to eat about 220 grams of it.
Double check your math. 220g would only be about half a pound of cheese
Posted on 2/13/20 at 2:30 pm to diddlydawg7
Fat has over twice the calorie density (9cal/gram) than sugar or protein (4cal/gram). So your best bet might be some cheeses (chips and queso?) high fat protein's (pork belly?) or better yet fried cheeses or avocado dipped in olive oil.
This post was edited on 2/13/20 at 2:35 pm
Posted on 2/13/20 at 2:30 pm to diddlydawg7
oysters
Posted on 2/13/20 at 2:31 pm to diddlydawg7
egg nog. Tastes so great and super high in calories. Sadly, it wouldn't stick around long. 
Posted on 2/13/20 at 2:32 pm to KosmoCramer
quote:
Cheese is the answer.
He said eat not burn calories.
Posted on 2/13/20 at 2:34 pm to auzach91
quote:
Can I rip the bong before?
Figured this was implied in the question.
Posted on 2/13/20 at 2:35 pm to ksayetiger
quote:would be dead before the day is over
bacon grease
Posted on 2/13/20 at 2:36 pm to bad93ex
quote:
crawfish
Assuming crawfish yields a 15% ratio of total weight to tail meat.
Assuming that average crawfish tail meat is 70 calories per 3 oz.
That's 285 oz needed to consume.
That's 119lbs of crawfish needed to be peeled.
This post was edited on 2/13/20 at 2:37 pm
Posted on 2/13/20 at 2:37 pm to diddlydawg7
quote:
Seriously, you could eat 10 large pizzas?
Bad answer.
One slice of pepperoni pizza at the Costco concession stand is over 700 calories. The whole pizza is 12 slices. So one pepperoni pizza at costco is over 8000 calories. I could probably eat 2 and a half of those over the course of 24 hours.
Posted on 2/13/20 at 2:37 pm to diddlydawg7
Sushi
Posted on 2/13/20 at 2:38 pm to diddlydawg7
100 tablespoons of Tahini.
Posted on 2/13/20 at 2:38 pm to diddlydawg7
quote:
Carbohydrates provide 4 calories per gram, protein provides 4 calories per gram, and fat provides 9 calories per gram.
Gonna have to be something with a lot of fat, and a little sugar for flavoring.
Posted on 2/13/20 at 2:40 pm to diddlydawg7
I couldn't do it.
Posted on 2/13/20 at 2:41 pm to diddlydawg7
Probably desert. Pudding, cake, etc. Insanely high calories with little filling. Something like beans or potatoes has to much quality and will fill you up. Easily deserts.
Posted on 2/13/20 at 2:41 pm to chryso
Posted on 2/13/20 at 2:41 pm to VinegarStrokes
quote:
The whole pizza is 12 slices. So one pepperoni pizza at costco is over 8000 calories
Nope. Like 4200 for the whole pizza.
Source: I'm fat
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