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If you die tonight, are you going to heaven or hell?

Posted on 6/12/20 at 7:22 pm
Posted by wasteland
City of peace
Member since Apr 2011
5923 posts
Posted on 6/12/20 at 7:22 pm
For this question let’s assume these places of afterlife not only exist but are the only destinations available. Where are you going and why?


I think I go to heaven. Not because of any blind faith in a 2000 year old story but because I try to be a good human to other humans. I haven’t raped or killed anyone so I should be ok.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42797 posts
Posted on 6/12/20 at 7:23 pm to
Well I yanked it this morning and sent porn to my friends so probably hell
Posted by Tiger985
Member since Nov 2006
7779 posts
Posted on 6/12/20 at 7:23 pm to
Heaven. I'm Catholic.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
159116 posts
Posted on 6/12/20 at 7:24 pm to
I am white, so going to hell
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
40545 posts
Posted on 6/12/20 at 7:24 pm to
quote:

If you die tonight, are you going to heaven or hell?

have you accepted God's gift of grace?

quote:

because I try to be a good human to other humans.

that's not how it works.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24376 posts
Posted on 6/12/20 at 7:24 pm to

I assume I’m going to the morgue, but not until somebody finds me after a few days.
Posted by DiamondDog
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
13443 posts
Posted on 6/12/20 at 7:24 pm to
Heaven. Jesus Christ is my savior and redeemer.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
20396 posts
Posted on 6/12/20 at 7:25 pm to
Neither.

It’s all just a blackout man.

Posted by X82ndTiger
USA
Member since Sep 2004
2542 posts
Posted on 6/12/20 at 7:28 pm to
I’d like to think heaven but I pretty much hate people as of late.
Posted by DiamondDog
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
13443 posts
Posted on 6/12/20 at 7:29 pm to
quote:

think I go to heaven. Not because of any blind faith in a 2000 year old story but because I try to be a good human to other humans.


Prepare thyself for disappointment. Accept Jesus. Live forever.
Posted by Geauxnoose
Member since Dec 2015
546 posts
Posted on 6/12/20 at 7:29 pm to
Worse, Seattle
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/12/20 at 7:29 pm to
Neither
Posted by Dalosaqy
I can't quite re
Member since Dec 2007
13573 posts
Posted on 6/12/20 at 7:31 pm to
If I die tonight, I'm dropping by the package store then picking up a couple burgers and some fries for the passage.
Posted by ffokcuf
Member since Mar 2018
1047 posts
Posted on 6/12/20 at 7:34 pm to
If this is the world of the devil then we are already in hell. No place to go but up.
Werner Von Braun's headstone reads,'as above so below". So if that is true, does anything really matter?
Posted by Woodreaux
OC California
Member since Jan 2008
2790 posts
Posted on 6/12/20 at 7:38 pm to
Destination would be irrelevant. I would adapt my surroundings to suite my pleasure through my force of will. I am a human, that's what I do. So, depending on my mood at the time, it would be nightmarish hellscape or an endless brothel. If the other side thinks it's was funny, it'll join my demesne.

The best chance the powers of heaven and hell have of keeping their sovereignty of their domains is to hide their existences from me entirely OR continue to support my immortality.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
35543 posts
Posted on 6/12/20 at 7:39 pm to
Of all the terrible theology I've heard, read and seen lived, this is near the top in its awfulness per word.
This post was edited on 6/12/20 at 8:49 pm
Posted by wfallstiger
Wichita Falls, Texas
Member since Jun 2006
16087 posts
Posted on 6/12/20 at 7:44 pm to
Heaven because Christ died for my sins
Posted by Canon951
Member since May 2020
687 posts
Posted on 6/12/20 at 7:50 pm to
I believe the bible and therefore believe I will go to heaven because I have accepted God's pardon for my sins paid for by his Son Jesus Christ on the cross.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61632 posts
Posted on 6/12/20 at 7:51 pm to
God isn't real
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
42535 posts
Posted on 6/12/20 at 7:52 pm to
50/50
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