re: If you could change/prevent a single event in history, what would it be?

I’d kill Karl Marx 5 minutes after he was born.

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I’d have the Dolphins sign Drew Brees

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This!

Easy. Eve should’ve never listened to that snake.

I would sink the first Dutch slave ships

I don't know how I would prevent it, but that detail wasn't presented in your hypothetical. So if I can simply play God, I would prevent the meteor that crashed into the earth and wiped out all the dinosaurs.

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I’d have the Dolphins sign Drew Brees

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Saints would’ve still been the ‘Aints.

I kill whatever fricking idiot walked out of that Wuhan lab to start the spread of the Kung Flu on his way to work that day.

...Or if he ordered it, President Xi should be executed North Korean anti-aircraft firing line style.

The holocaust

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destroy the elite ruling class of politicians

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Yes, nobody like an Ivy Leaguer who summered at Hyannisport and wintered on Palm Beach to clean up the political elite.

Are you fricking kidding me? The Kennedys epitomize the ruling elite in America. Plus, Jack didn't have a reformist bone in his body. He had to be dragged politically to support the Civil Rights movement. You think he was going to clean house?

There's a reason Slick idolized Jack Kennedy. They both believed in one thing - themselves.

Saying the K assassination is fine, but it has nothing to do with today's political climate. O'Dumbo would have still been elected.