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re: If you could change one thing about your significant other, what would you change?
Posted on 5/21/21 at 11:50 am to dyslexiateechur
Posted on 5/21/21 at 11:50 am to dyslexiateechur
This is definitely one of those better to ask forgiveness than permission things.
Her ability to pick a restaurant
Her ability to pick a restaurant
Posted on 5/21/21 at 11:51 am to Glorious
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B. Give her Yanet Garcia's arse

Posted on 5/21/21 at 11:52 am to fareplay
I'd have her do a better job at loading the dishwasher.
Posted on 5/21/21 at 11:58 am to Aspercel
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Spike his drink and then act really mad when he wakes up... you're upset that he got all wasted and brought home a Sheltie. But you'll keep it because it's not the dog's fault he's an idiot.
This is an excellent plan
Slag, Saspy you girls are devious!


Posted on 5/21/21 at 11:59 am to AUCE05
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My wife is perfect
I won't say mine is perfect, but she's close enough to perfect for me. Would not change anything about her other than we would have both not married retards the first time and had found each other 25 years ago.
Posted on 5/21/21 at 12:37 pm to Glorious
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A. Calmer under stress/pressure (she freaks the frick out at the slightest sign of either)
That would be hell on earth
Posted on 5/21/21 at 12:47 pm to fareplay
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This post was edited on 5/21/21 at 12:48 pm
Posted on 5/21/21 at 12:48 pm to fareplay
That she really enjoys giving me bjs, like loves it. I could put up with just about anything if that was the case.
Posted on 5/21/21 at 12:50 pm to fareplay
I wouldn’t change a thing about my wife.
My wife reads this board.
My wife reads this board.

Posted on 5/21/21 at 1:01 pm to Jebadeb
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That she really enjoys giving me bjs, like loves it.
This.
The last girl I dated (in college) before my wife loved doing it. We dated for over 2 years and she never let a day go by without asking if I wanted one. She said that she loved to watch me “finish”. Now, that same girl was crazy as a outhouse rat - but she knew how to keep me happy. (On a primitive level)
My wife, however, does everything else better. In and out of bed. But I really miss the daily bj.
Posted on 5/21/21 at 1:45 pm to fareplay
That she wasn’t raised like a princess and could handle some sort of constructive criticism without immediately turning it around on me or getting defensive.
Posted on 5/21/21 at 1:45 pm to fareplay
$100M net worth and no prenup
Posted on 5/21/21 at 1:48 pm to fareplay
Nope.
Not getting baited by this one.
(nothing honestly).
Not getting baited by this one.
(nothing honestly).
Posted on 5/21/21 at 1:49 pm to fareplay
She needs to up her sandwich making game.
Posted on 5/21/21 at 2:02 pm to fareplay
I wouldn't bother with one thing...got a lot to change 

Posted on 5/21/21 at 2:03 pm to fareplay
sometimes my right hand gets cramps so something around that i guess
This post was edited on 5/21/21 at 2:04 pm
Posted on 5/21/21 at 2:25 pm to fareplay
I would prefer that he not crack his knuckles immediately upon waking when I am still trying to sleep.
He would like it if I didn't scream sneeze.
He would like it if I didn't scream sneeze.
Posted on 5/21/21 at 2:30 pm to fareplay
Already did this with my first wife: her marital status.
Posted on 5/21/21 at 2:54 pm to fareplay
Nice try, significant other.
Posted on 5/21/21 at 5:44 pm to fareplay
She has an "open minded" arrogance when she is actually stubborn and not open minded but loves to claims she is open minded during arguments..and I can prove it over and over and she just can't fathom the possibility she isn't open minded.
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