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re: If you could change one thing about your significant other, what would you change?

Posted on 5/21/21 at 11:50 am to
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
19114 posts
Posted on 5/21/21 at 11:50 am to
This is definitely one of those better to ask forgiveness than permission things.

Her ability to pick a restaurant
Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
39603 posts
Posted on 5/21/21 at 11:51 am to
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B. Give her Yanet Garcia's arse



Posted by Hoodie
Donaldsonville, LA
Member since Dec 2019
3406 posts
Posted on 5/21/21 at 11:52 am to
I'd have her do a better job at loading the dishwasher.
Posted by IonaTiger
The Commonwealth Of Virginia
Member since Mar 2006
33115 posts
Posted on 5/21/21 at 11:58 am to
quote:

quote:
Spike his drink and then act really mad when he wakes up... you're upset that he got all wasted and brought home a Sheltie. But you'll keep it because it's not the dog's fault he's an idiot.


This is an excellent plan


Slag, Saspy you girls are devious!
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
8774 posts
Posted on 5/21/21 at 11:59 am to
quote:

My wife is perfect

I won't say mine is perfect, but she's close enough to perfect for me. Would not change anything about her other than we would have both not married retards the first time and had found each other 25 years ago.
Posted by AZBadgerFan
Scottsdale, AZ
Member since May 2013
1735 posts
Posted on 5/21/21 at 12:37 pm to
quote:

A. Calmer under stress/pressure (she freaks the frick out at the slightest sign of either)


That would be hell on earth
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
5615 posts
Posted on 5/21/21 at 12:47 pm to
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Posted by Jebadeb
Member since Oct 2017
5327 posts
Posted on 5/21/21 at 12:48 pm to
That she really enjoys giving me bjs, like loves it. I could put up with just about anything if that was the case.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 5/21/21 at 12:50 pm to
I wouldn’t change a thing about my wife.



















My wife reads this board.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17181 posts
Posted on 5/21/21 at 1:01 pm to
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That she really enjoys giving me bjs, like loves it.


This.

The last girl I dated (in college) before my wife loved doing it. We dated for over 2 years and she never let a day go by without asking if I wanted one. She said that she loved to watch me “finish”. Now, that same girl was crazy as a outhouse rat - but she knew how to keep me happy. (On a primitive level)

My wife, however, does everything else better. In and out of bed. But I really miss the daily bj.
Posted by TheRouxGuru
Member since Nov 2019
11817 posts
Posted on 5/21/21 at 1:45 pm to
That she wasn’t raised like a princess and could handle some sort of constructive criticism without immediately turning it around on me or getting defensive.
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10685 posts
Posted on 5/21/21 at 1:45 pm to
$100M net worth and no prenup
Posted by A Smoke Break
Lafayette
Member since Nov 2018
2175 posts
Posted on 5/21/21 at 1:48 pm to
Nope.

Not getting baited by this one.

(nothing honestly).
Posted by Goat Rider
Boulder, CO
Member since Feb 2018
947 posts
Posted on 5/21/21 at 1:49 pm to
She needs to up her sandwich making game.
Posted by Weaver
Madisonville, LA
Member since Nov 2005
27915 posts
Posted on 5/21/21 at 2:02 pm to
I wouldn't bother with one thing...got a lot to change
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
148081 posts
Posted on 5/21/21 at 2:03 pm to
sometimes my right hand gets cramps so something around that i guess
This post was edited on 5/21/21 at 2:04 pm
Posted by L Boogie
Texas
Member since Jul 2009
5186 posts
Posted on 5/21/21 at 2:25 pm to
I would prefer that he not crack his knuckles immediately upon waking when I am still trying to sleep.

He would like it if I didn't scream sneeze.

Posted by Cymry Teigr
Member since Sep 2012
2131 posts
Posted on 5/21/21 at 2:30 pm to
Already did this with my first wife: her marital status.
Posted by MudCatMatt
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2018
238 posts
Posted on 5/21/21 at 2:54 pm to
Nice try, significant other.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
22953 posts
Posted on 5/21/21 at 5:44 pm to
She has an "open minded" arrogance when she is actually stubborn and not open minded but loves to claims she is open minded during arguments..and I can prove it over and over and she just can't fathom the possibility she isn't open minded.
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