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re: If you could ask God one question, what would it be?

Posted on 11/7/18 at 10:39 am to
Posted by RealityTiger
Geismar, LA
Member since Jan 2010
20443 posts
Posted on 11/7/18 at 10:39 am to
Why wasps, hornets, and yellow jackets?
Posted by TheDeathValley
New Orleans, LA
Member since Sep 2010
17152 posts
Posted on 11/7/18 at 10:40 am to
I would ask him why kids/good people get incurable diseases and suffer for the sins of others.

Assuming I’m talking a god, that answers the question of if there is a heaven.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18799 posts
Posted on 11/7/18 at 10:41 am to
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Hopefully you picked the right one to worship lol



worship is not in my vocabulary. why would a perfect being give a damn about people worshipping it, anyways?
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18799 posts
Posted on 11/7/18 at 10:46 am to
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I hope you like really hot places. Like scorching hot where you are in pain for every second of every day.



only the most supremely evil being imaginable could ever conceive of such a place.

if a man somehow built a "hell" where he tortured people and set them on fire we'd call him a psychopath. but you literally worship a being that does the same thing for all of eternity. literally makes no fricking sense, dude.

that amount of evil doesn't bother you at all?
Posted by Tiger985
Member since Nov 2006
6462 posts
Posted on 11/7/18 at 11:13 am to
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Why


I'd go with, why so much mystery?

I mean just give us the booming voice from the clouds Old Testament style.

Say you're going to make it rain inside of everyone's car for 5 seconds Saturday at noon.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 11/7/18 at 11:18 am to
What took so long to put Tua in for Hurts?
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 11/7/18 at 11:21 am to
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why would a perfect being give a damn about people worshipping it, anyways?


If there is a Creator powerful enough to bring the universe into existence, why would you assume you could understand what it gives a damn about?
Posted by Paluka
One State Over
Member since Dec 2010
10763 posts
Posted on 11/7/18 at 11:22 am to
quote:

Why did my wife get cancer at such a young age?


Yep. I still don't know why my wife died. I'd ask why and is she okay.
Posted by Mahootney
Lovin' My German Footprint
Member since Sep 2008
11873 posts
Posted on 11/7/18 at 11:24 am to
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
10590 posts
Posted on 11/7/18 at 11:26 am to
What's the deal with dinosaurs?
Posted by reddy tiger
Mandeville
Member since Aug 2012
1553 posts
Posted on 11/7/18 at 11:32 am to
Why does the Bible address goat sacrifice, but not vaccinations or germ theory?
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
7644 posts
Posted on 11/7/18 at 11:38 am to
Why are you such a dick? He has the power to end suffering, war, hunger, disease but he doesn’t. If god were a person who could do all of those things and chose not to, he’d be the worst person in human history.
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 11/7/18 at 11:41 am to
You need some help, baw
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18799 posts
Posted on 11/7/18 at 11:54 am to
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1. "Who (is the fricking sick, son-of-a-bitch, bastard who) murdered my cousin's 12-year-old daughter?"



damn. smh
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12449 posts
Posted on 11/7/18 at 12:18 pm to
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If you could ask God one question, what would it be?


Tit's, or arse?
Posted by Isabelle81
NEW ORLEANS, LA
Member since Sep 2015
2718 posts
Posted on 11/7/18 at 12:46 pm to
How is my son doing in Heaven?
Posted by WhiskeyThrottle
Weatherford Tx
Member since Nov 2017
5310 posts
Posted on 11/7/18 at 1:10 pm to
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Why did you create mosquitoes, baw?


They say God didn't make any mistakes but mosquitoes are proof that isn't necessarily true. Ha.
Posted by madddoggydawg
Metairie
Member since Jun 2013
6567 posts
Posted on 11/7/18 at 1:12 pm to
How we doin?
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18749 posts
Posted on 11/7/18 at 6:48 pm to
What's them Mega Millions numbers looking like this week?
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 11/7/18 at 7:21 pm to
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Leave my sister out of this. She lost a bet.

Wait. People actually pay off when they lose bets?
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