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re: If you are a swinger, what is the point of getting married?

Posted on 8/14/25 at 10:38 am to
Posted by GeauxTigers123
Member since Feb 2007
3048 posts
Posted on 8/14/25 at 10:38 am to
Aside from religious objections, which I have many of regarding this topic.

It just seems like a horrible idea. Seems like you would lose trust.

Like you’ll all catch herpes, HPV cervical cancer, and potentially AIDS.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
71730 posts
Posted on 8/14/25 at 10:42 am to
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The only negative is you may get an occasional itchy rash or something.


You mean other than going home after the party with another man’s jizz in the back of your wife’s throat or soaking into her panties?

No thank you.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25459 posts
Posted on 8/14/25 at 10:58 am to
Most of the attractive couples that swing don't go to the clubs or parties. They find an equally attractive couple and do their stuff in private.
Posted by N2cars
Close by
Member since Feb 2008
37866 posts
Posted on 8/14/25 at 11:09 am to
Clean dishes.
Posted by Cage Fighter Trainee
Member since Aug 2024
242 posts
Posted on 8/14/25 at 11:09 am to
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Surely you see the difference and why the fact that she was doing the second behind his back might make a difference.


I realize that's not "the deal" they had but to me it just seems like if she's already frickin other dudes in front of you or not, the marriage is already over.
Posted by Rex Feral
Member since Jan 2014
15777 posts
Posted on 8/14/25 at 11:25 am to
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Itchy & Scratchy Show


I miss that show.
Posted by BTROleMisser
Murica'
Member since Nov 2017
8412 posts
Posted on 8/14/25 at 11:25 am to
You can still be in love with someone and enjoy sex with others. Whatever floats their boats, as long as it's consenting adults doing it and I don't have to see it, I don't give AF. None of my business.
Posted by BTROleMisser
Murica'
Member since Nov 2017
8412 posts
Posted on 8/14/25 at 11:25 am to
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For men, its not easy.

Thats why you have a swing partner. An unattached female "friend" who you take to the parties


Roger knows...
Posted by BTROleMisser
Murica'
Member since Nov 2017
8412 posts
Posted on 8/14/25 at 11:27 am to
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What’s the point of getting married if you aren’t a swinger?


Posted by BTROleMisser
Murica'
Member since Nov 2017
8412 posts
Posted on 8/14/25 at 11:27 am to
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I doubt you can go to a swinger party alone.



Hire a hooker to pretend to be your wife for the party. That way, you get to nail other dude's wives, and they have to bang some nasty hooker.


Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
58666 posts
Posted on 8/14/25 at 11:29 am to
Swingers are gay and their wife is a beard
Posted by lsu for the win
Member since Jun 2022
1570 posts
Posted on 8/14/25 at 11:31 am to
Trade bait.
Posted by BTROleMisser
Murica'
Member since Nov 2017
8412 posts
Posted on 8/14/25 at 11:32 am to
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Swingers are gay and their wife is a beard


True much more often than a lot of swingers would be willing to admit. The dudes that like watching their wives get railed are almost all gay.
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
20493 posts
Posted on 8/14/25 at 11:39 am to
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If you are a swinger, what is the point of getting married?
Because SOMEBODY has to make me a sammich when we at home.

Clothes need washing. Pots need rattling, car needs washing, etc.

You don't expect ME to do all that shite do you?
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
47058 posts
Posted on 8/14/25 at 11:40 am to
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Hire a hooker to pretend to be your wife for the party. That way, you get to nail other dude's wives, and they have to bang some nasty hooker.

The swingers probably frick just as many people as the whore
Posted by Artificial Ignorance
Member since Feb 2025
1424 posts
Posted on 8/14/25 at 11:50 am to
My take on swingers. True marriage is not what they have (or want). More self than selfless (in the relationship space, their individual thrill is persistently center stage vs built from togetherness fabric and orientation), as ironic as that may seem.

The power / wealthy focused folk have similar marriage qualities. It is trading image more than essence of true marriage. The money and lifestyle are center stage moreso than togetherness).

Parallels, albeit not the same thing.
This post was edited on 8/14/25 at 12:01 pm
Posted by Norbert
Member since Oct 2018
3553 posts
Posted on 8/14/25 at 11:57 am to
If I can’t frick my wife, nobody can!
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
25771 posts
Posted on 8/14/25 at 12:01 pm to
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The dudes that like watching their wives get railed are almost all gay.


This doesn't make any sense at all. If they're gay, how are they getting joy from that? Do they just focus on the dude's parts flailing about?
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103058 posts
Posted on 8/14/25 at 12:04 pm to
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I like pineapple.


Brick, do you really like pineapple or are you just saying that?
Posted by saintsfan1977
Arkansas, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
9818 posts
Posted on 8/14/25 at 12:49 pm to
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doubt you can go to a swinger party alone.

Some you can. I've never been but I've seen the location of a party advertised and the fees associated if you're a member, non-member, single man etc. $60 on up.
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