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If healthcare was free, what would you have done that you wouldn't do now because of cost?

Posted on 4/9/20 at 1:07 am
Posted by Kujo
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Member since Dec 2015
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Posted on 4/9/20 at 1:07 am
I have some things I'd like to corrected. My nose is slightly off, one nostril bigger than the other, one eyebrow is a bit higher than the other, My dick is about 22° to the right, I have a mole behind my left ear under my hairline that I'd like removed.

not sure how much this would cost to fix, and not sure what my threshold would be to pay for it (i.e. Even if only $2,000 to fix all Do I want to spend it? probably not). But if we're all free I might say sure let's do it.

question is what would you like done that you won't do due to cost, that you would have done if free?
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
27983 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 1:09 am to
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My dick is about 22° to the right,
switch hands rookie
Posted by AmosMosesAndTwins
Lake Charles
Member since Apr 2010
19015 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 1:15 am to
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switch hands rookie


Doesn’t help, trust me. Gone leftie for years but still looks like I’m trying to make a rolling right through a red light.
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
27983 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 1:17 am to
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Doesn’t help, trust me. Gone leftie for years but still looks like I’m trying to make a rolling right through a red light.
You might be building an S on second thought.
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
74733 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 1:21 am to
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If healthcare was free



Posted by PipelineBaw
TX
Member since Jan 2019
1422 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 1:25 am to
I'd get my teeth replaced. I was blessed with terrible genetics and grew up in a household where drinking 4 sodas a day and ignoring dentist visits was a thing. The cost of full implants is just insane right now. If it were free I'd do it
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 1:27 am to
I'd get metal legs. It's a risky operation but it's worth it.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 1:28 am to


Adamantium upgrades
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9735 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 1:28 am to
get the gf some F cups.
Posted by noonan
Nassau Bay, TX
Member since Aug 2005
37017 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 1:30 am to
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My nose is slightly off, one nostril bigger than the other, one eyebrow is a bit higher than the other, My dick is about 22° to the right, I have a mole behind my left ear under my hairline that I'd like removed.


I don't think any of those would be covered under free health care.

Now if you wanted to remove your dick, they might take care of you.
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
23317 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 2:00 am to
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If healthcare was free, what would you have done that you wouldn't do now because of cost?



quote:

I have some things I'd like to corrected. My nose is slightly off, one nostril bigger than the other, one eyebrow is a bit higher than the other, My dick is about 22° to the right, I have a mole behind my left ear under my hairline that I'd like removed.


Dumbass. None of those things are healthcare. They are elective surgery and no healthcare plan in the world covers that shite.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
50051 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 4:24 am to
This is the OT, the obvious answer is a penis reduction
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76206 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 4:29 am to
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If healthcare was free
If English lessons were free, would you take them?

The world needs ditch diggers with asymmetrical nostrils, janky penises, etc....

Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42784 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 7:22 am to
Nothing because I couldn’t fricking afford anything because taxes would be so high
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
17196 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 7:29 am to
Prob would’ve retired by now with the amount of payments I’ve made even tho I’ve never been to a doctor.

My monthly premium is more than my mortgage.
This post was edited on 4/9/20 at 7:30 am
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
16272 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 7:42 am to
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My nose is slightly off, one nostril bigger than the other, one eyebrow is a bit higher than the other, My dick is about 22° to the right, I have a mole behind my left ear under my hairline that I'd like removed.


The wait time for cosmetic surgery will likely be through the roof, if it would even be covered. Hell, even quality of life surgeries like hip replacements will likely be denied or put at the very back of the line for people over 70.
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
18378 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 6:59 pm to
Nothing. If I have a medical procedure, its because it absolutely has to be done. I hate hospitals and needles. Would never dealwith either one unless it was necessary.
This post was edited on 4/9/20 at 7:00 pm
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71847 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 7:02 pm to
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I’ve never been to a doctor.


Ever?
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
82463 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 7:03 pm to
Transition.

If I can work up the courage. ESPN said you have to be really, really brave.
Posted by Taxing Authority
Houston
Member since Feb 2010
63985 posts
Posted on 4/9/20 at 7:07 pm to
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If healthcare was free,
Better question, who would be a healthcare worker if they weren’t getting paid.
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