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If a girl drives this car, you’re getting 1st date sex
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:03 pm
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:03 pm
VW Rabbit
Grand Am/Prix
At least back when I was sewing oats between 93 & 05.
Grand Am/Prix
At least back when I was sewing oats between 93 & 05.
This post was edited on 4/19/19 at 7:05 pm
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:07 pm to Eli Goldfinger
2/2 with Land Rover Discovery
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:07 pm to Eli Goldfinger
If a girl drives a fricking trans am, she’s got the clap, or worse.
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:08 pm to Eli Goldfinger
In Polk County it’s an F-150
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:08 pm to Eli Goldfinger
More about color, teal green yields pink
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:08 pm to Eli Goldfinger
I'm not sticking my dick in a chick that drives a grand am
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:09 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Basically if a girl drives a truck, and you aren’t a pussy, you’re getting laid.
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:09 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Subaru Forester (if you are also a girl)
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:11 pm to Eli Goldfinger
quote:
when I was sewing oats
Did you use a needle and thread or a machine to sew those oats prior to sowing them?
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:13 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Mitsubishi Eclipse when I was growing up
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:14 pm to Eli Goldfinger
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sewing oats
Are we in medieval England?
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:24 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
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Basically if a girl drives a truck, and you aren’t a pussy, you’re getting laid.
Seriously? Two of my three vehicles are trucks, and you are most definitely NOT getting sex on the first date.
If you are a perfect gentleman, you might get a second date. And on the second date, if you are a perfect gentleman, you might get a peck on the cheek.
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:26 pm to USMEagles
Jeep Grand Cherokee, the chariot of the sorostitute
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