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If a girl drives this car, you’re getting 1st date sex

Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:03 pm
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:03 pm
VW Rabbit
Grand Am/Prix

At least back when I was sewing oats between 93 & 05.
This post was edited on 4/19/19 at 7:05 pm
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
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Posted by Purple Spoon
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Posted by hg
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Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:07 pm to
Mazda Miata
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:07 pm to
2/2 with Land Rover Discovery
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
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Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:07 pm to
If a girl drives a fricking trans am, she’s got the clap, or worse.
Posted by ReauxlTide222
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Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:08 pm to
In Polk County it’s an F-150
Posted by Kujo
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Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:08 pm to
More about color, teal green yields pink
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
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Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:08 pm to
I'm not sticking my dick in a chick that drives a grand am
Posted by Rhames
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:08 pm to
Mustang. Any year.
Posted by PortHudsonPlaya
Houston
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Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:09 pm to
Basically if a girl drives a truck, and you aren’t a pussy, you’re getting laid.
Posted by teke184
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Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:09 pm to
Subaru Forester (if you are also a girl)
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:09 pm to
Mazda
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:11 pm to
quote:

when I was sewing oats


Did you use a needle and thread or a machine to sew those oats prior to sowing them?
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
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Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:12 pm to
Jeep Wrangler
Posted by ThePoo
Work
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Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:13 pm to
Mitsubishi Eclipse when I was growing up



Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15609 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:14 pm to
quote:

sewing oats


Are we in medieval England?
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
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Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:22 pm to
Bang Bus
Posted by Diver Diva
Member since Apr 2019
386 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:24 pm to
quote:

Basically if a girl drives a truck, and you aren’t a pussy, you’re getting laid.


Seriously? Two of my three vehicles are trucks, and you are most definitely NOT getting sex on the first date.

If you are a perfect gentleman, you might get a second date. And on the second date, if you are a perfect gentleman, you might get a peck on the cheek.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
23201 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:26 pm to
Jeep Grand Cherokee, the chariot of the sorostitute
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