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re: If a girl drives this car, you’re getting 1st date sex

Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:52 pm to
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38560 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:52 pm to
quote:


It's about what you drive, not what she drives
Yep. I found girls without cars to be the easiest.



Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:55 pm to
A Chevy Cavalier.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
124841 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:57 pm to
quote:

It's about what you drive, not what she drives


maybe back in the day

too many options now with dating apps and what not. if you're fat or a dork you aren't getting laid because of a car. maybe with a daquiri stand worker or similar.

This post was edited on 4/19/19 at 7:58 pm
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138834 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:59 pm to
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78653 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 8:10 pm to
Lebaron
Posted by tigersfirst
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
1064 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 8:16 pm to
quote:


Seriously? Two of my three vehicles are trucks, and you are most definitely NOT getting sex on the first date.

If you are a perfect gentleman, you might get a second date. And on the second date, if you are a perfect gentleman, you might get a peck on the cheek.


How are you still single??????
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 8:18 pm to
Back in 80’s
Sure thing was Hair spray, driving a Camero or Pontiac Fiero, and short skirt.
This post was edited on 4/19/19 at 8:55 pm
Posted by IllegalPete
Front Range
Member since Oct 2017
7182 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 8:23 pm to
High school: Jeep, Fierro, Lebaron
College: Jetta, Civic
Post college: G35, Wrangler
Now: Lexus RX, Tahoe, RR Sport

(Based on my timeline)
This post was edited on 4/19/19 at 8:24 pm
Posted by Grievous Angel
Tuscaloosa, AL
Member since Dec 2008
10984 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 8:51 pm to
quote:

sewing oats


Were you making a sweater out of them, or sowing them?
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 9:04 pm to
quote:

maybe back in the day


So funny when 25 year olds talk about 'back in the day'.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
124841 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 9:05 pm to
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Maybe


Learn how to read
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 9:12 pm to
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A Chevy Cavalier.


A big hell yes to this one.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 9:16 pm to
quote:

Learn how to read


I can read just fine.
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 10:15 pm to
Mid 80’s to early 90’s.
Any military base fat chicks in Ford Escort or Chevy Cavalier.
When they would get out of it the car would go up 6”.
Posted by MrJudgeSmails
B Wood Baw
Member since Jul 2011
367 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 10:22 pm to
Modern day equivalent: Scion TC
Posted by PortHudsonPlaya
Houston
Member since Jul 2017
3170 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 1:17 am to
How many out of wedlock kids do you have?
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
69636 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 6:40 am to
quote:

Seriously? Two of my three vehicles are trucks, and you are most definitely NOT getting sex on the first date.

If you are a perfect gentleman, you might get a second date. And on the second date, if you are a perfect gentleman, you might get a peck on the cheek.


Usually these types of girls are the ones that cut loose when they drink and get double teamed by 2 football players. Just FYI.
Posted by Diver Diva
Member since Apr 2019
386 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 7:46 am to
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Usually these types of girls are the ones that cut loose when they drink and get double teamed by 2 football players. Just FYI.


Not this girl. I usually end up driving the drunk bus.
Posted by MojoGuyPan
Intercession City, Florida
Member since Jun 2018
2797 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 8:34 am to
1. Dodge Neon

2. Pontiac Sunfire

3. VW Jetta

1 and 2 drivers were super trashy, smoker, stripper, type of chicks still into hair bands. Maybe went to community college, maybe hair college. These were the choice rides of hair dressers and strippers everywhere around here in the 90's.

3 drivers were a little more pretentious with some college under there belt (liberal arts degree from a shitty state college like University of North or West Florida) but still put out, smoked tobacco "socially" but weren't into drugs, pretended to be a good Christian and still cared what their parents thought and typically had had an abortion senior year in high school or the summer before college.
This post was edited on 4/20/19 at 8:36 am
Posted by lake chuck fan
Vinton
Member since Aug 2011
24873 posts
Posted on 4/20/19 at 9:01 am to
Dont forget the VW Jetta!!
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