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re: If a girl drives this car, you’re getting 1st date sex

Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:28 pm to
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63841 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:28 pm to
Can confirm 1st date sex with Grand Am girl in 98.
This post was edited on 4/19/19 at 7:29 pm
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
34935 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:28 pm to
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If you are a perfect gentleman, you might get a second date. And on the second date, if you are a perfect gentleman, you might get a peck on the cheek.


And if you stopped eating at the pig trough, you’d get your first date to try out your “peck on the cheek” with.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35459 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:28 pm to
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If you are a perfect gentleman, you might get a second date. And on the second date, if you are a perfect gentleman, you might get a peck on the cheek.
Posted by LSU2001
Cut Off, La.
Member since Nov 2007
2388 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:29 pm to
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Seriously? Two of my three vehicles are trucks, and you are most definitely NOT getting sex on the first date. If you are a perfect gentleman, you might get a second date. And on the second date, if you are a perfect gentleman, you might get a peck on the cheek.


So I guess that you don't have many third dates!
Posted by UAH_Tiger2
Pacific Northwest
Member since Mar 2016
391 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:29 pm to
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Seriously? Two of my three vehicles are trucks, and you are most definitely NOT getting sex on the first date. 

If you are a perfect gentleman, you might get a second date. And on the second date, if you are a perfect gentleman, you might get a peck on the cheek.


Got some skeletons you covering up for?
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
30261 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:29 pm to
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Seriously? Two of my three vehicles are trucks, and you are most definitely NOT getting sex on the first date.

If you are a perfect gentleman, you might get a second date. And on the second date, if you are a perfect gentleman, you might get a peck on the cheek.


Closet freaks are the best. I bet the third date is fantasy land material.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:30 pm to
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At least back when I was sewing oats between 93 & 05.


What about Hall?
Posted by Muthsera
Member since Jun 2017
7319 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:32 pm to
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Mazda Miata


MILF mobile.

Mom of a girl I graduated with drove one, she (allegedly) provided booze for theater/choir parties and (allegedly) fricked the few straight guys between both groups.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29448 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:32 pm to
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If a girl drives this car, you’re getting 1st date sex

VW Rabbit
Grand Am/Prix

Which is your mom's and which is your sister's?
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35459 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:34 pm to
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Mom of a girl I graduated with drove one, she (allegedly) provided booze for theater/choir parties and (allegedly) fricked the few straight guys between both groups.
Calling bullshite.
Posted by Muthsera
Member since Jun 2017
7319 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:38 pm to
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Calling bull shite.

There's always a couple that are chasing that choir tang and know there won't be any competition from other dudes.

Then lo and behold, you've got a divorcee just giving it away. Those guys were living the dream.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61552 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:40 pm to
That image is so fricking over used but in this case, its dead on
Posted by Diver Diva
Member since Apr 2019
386 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:43 pm to
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And if you stopped eating at the pig trough, you’d get your first date to try out your “peck on the cheek” with.

?


quote:

Closet freaks are the best. I bet the third date is fantasy land material.

LOL. Don't you wish.
This post was edited on 4/19/19 at 7:45 pm
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
34935 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:44 pm to
I’m calling you fat, you stupid slob.
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:45 pm to
Nissan Altima 2.5
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
52989 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:45 pm to
Late '90's/early '00's Chrysler Sebring was THE car for every high school chick who thought she got a cool ride from her parents. I'm sure many of you smashed in these.
Posted by Diver Diva
Member since Apr 2019
386 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:47 pm to
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I’m calling you fat, you stupid slob.


I get that. Just curious, why do you think I'm fat?
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35459 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:47 pm to
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Closet freaks are the best. I bet the third date is fantasy land material.
quote:

LOL. Don't you wish.
that was a compliment.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136793 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:48 pm to
It's about what you drive, not what she drives
Posted by Diver Diva
Member since Apr 2019
386 posts
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:51 pm to
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that was a compliment.


I wasn't offended. Actually I thought it was funny.
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