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re: If a girl drives this car, you’re getting 1st date sex
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:28 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:28 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Can confirm 1st date sex with Grand Am girl in 98.
This post was edited on 4/19/19 at 7:29 pm
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:28 pm to Diver Diva
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If you are a perfect gentleman, you might get a second date. And on the second date, if you are a perfect gentleman, you might get a peck on the cheek.
And if you stopped eating at the pig trough, you’d get your first date to try out your “peck on the cheek” with.
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:28 pm to Diver Diva
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If you are a perfect gentleman, you might get a second date. And on the second date, if you are a perfect gentleman, you might get a peck on the cheek.
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:29 pm to Diver Diva
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Seriously? Two of my three vehicles are trucks, and you are most definitely NOT getting sex on the first date. If you are a perfect gentleman, you might get a second date. And on the second date, if you are a perfect gentleman, you might get a peck on the cheek.
So I guess that you don't have many third dates!
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:29 pm to Diver Diva
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Seriously? Two of my three vehicles are trucks, and you are most definitely NOT getting sex on the first date.
If you are a perfect gentleman, you might get a second date. And on the second date, if you are a perfect gentleman, you might get a peck on the cheek.
Got some skeletons you covering up for?
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:29 pm to Diver Diva
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Seriously? Two of my three vehicles are trucks, and you are most definitely NOT getting sex on the first date.
If you are a perfect gentleman, you might get a second date. And on the second date, if you are a perfect gentleman, you might get a peck on the cheek.
Closet freaks are the best. I bet the third date is fantasy land material.
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:30 pm to Eli Goldfinger
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At least back when I was sewing oats between 93 & 05.
What about Hall?
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:32 pm to hg
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Mazda Miata
MILF mobile.
Mom of a girl I graduated with drove one, she (allegedly) provided booze for theater/choir parties and (allegedly) fricked the few straight guys between both groups.
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:32 pm to Eli Goldfinger
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If a girl drives this car, you’re getting 1st date sex
VW Rabbit
Grand Am/Prix
Which is your mom's and which is your sister's?
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:34 pm to Muthsera
quote:Calling bullshite.
Mom of a girl I graduated with drove one, she (allegedly) provided booze for theater/choir parties and (allegedly) fricked the few straight guys between both groups.
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:38 pm to northshorebamaman
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Calling bull shite.
There's always a couple that are chasing that choir tang and know there won't be any competition from other dudes.
Then lo and behold, you've got a divorcee just giving it away. Those guys were living the dream.
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:40 pm to northshorebamaman
That image is so fricking over used but in this case, its dead on
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:43 pm to beerJeep
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And if you stopped eating at the pig trough, you’d get your first date to try out your “peck on the cheek” with.
?
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Closet freaks are the best. I bet the third date is fantasy land material.
LOL. Don't you wish.
This post was edited on 4/19/19 at 7:45 pm
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:44 pm to Diver Diva
I’m calling you fat, you stupid slob.
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:45 pm to LanierSpots
Late '90's/early '00's Chrysler Sebring was THE car for every high school chick who thought she got a cool ride from her parents. I'm sure many of you smashed in these.
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:47 pm to beerJeep
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I’m calling you fat, you stupid slob.
I get that. Just curious, why do you think I'm fat?
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:47 pm to Diver Diva
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Closet freaks are the best. I bet the third date is fantasy land material.
quote:that was a compliment.
LOL. Don't you wish.
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:48 pm to Eli Goldfinger
It's about what you drive, not what she drives
Posted on 4/19/19 at 7:51 pm to northshorebamaman
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that was a compliment.
I wasn't offended. Actually I thought it was funny.
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