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Posted on 8/24/25 at 1:22 pm
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
56858 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 1:22 pm
This old boy decided to get tough with his AR-15

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The news story from the Madison Journal:

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Tallulah Police Chief Buster McCoy said officers with the Tallulah Police Deparment and Madison Parish Sheriff's Office deputies responded to 600 LaSalle Street at 4:51 p.m. after reports of a driver who left the scene of a crash.

“The fleeing driver was identified as Robert Ray Fortenberry, 56, of Tallulah,” McCoy said in a statement. “Fortenberry was driving a black SUV during the hit and run incident. He left the scene, exchanged vehicles, and returned to the residence in a silver Ford pickup truck.”

McCoy said Fortenberry exited the truck and began shouting profanities and threats at residents on the property. “At some point, Fortenberry returned to his truck and retrieved an assault rifle,” McCoy said. “He then reentered the property with the assault rifle and continued to threaten bodily harm while pointing the assault rifle at the individuals.”

According to police, Fortenberry fired one shot with the weapon before leaving the scene. He was later apprehended at 1206 LaSalle Street, where officers recovered the rifle....

Fortenberry was charged with eight counts of illegal use of a weapon, eight counts of aggravated assault with a firearm, eight counts of hate crimes and one count of terrorizing. He is being held in the Madison Parish Jail on a $215,000 bond.


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Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
12622 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 1:30 pm to
Sounds like he had a full day. Hope it was worth it.
Posted by tigerinexile
The greatest parish
Member since Sep 2004
1519 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 1:59 pm to
quote:

Robert Ray Fortenberry, 56,


That’s the roughest 56 years I have ever seen
This post was edited on 8/24/25 at 2:00 pm
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
4967 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 2:03 pm to
What a fricking idiot.
Posted by LSUTANGERINE
Baton Rouge and Northshore LA
Member since Sep 2006
37761 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 2:58 pm to
quote:

Fortenberry was charged with eight counts of illegal use of a weapon, eight counts of aggravated assault with a firearm, eight counts of hate crimes and one count of terrorizing. He is being held in the Madison Parish Jail on a $215,000 bond.

Why not attempted murder?
Posted by zippyputt
Member since Jul 2005
6812 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 3:00 pm to
The real crime was wearing those “pants” looking things.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
43868 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 3:02 pm to
quote:

Why not attempted murder?


1. Because he fired it up into the air and not at anyone.

2. It’s Tallulah. He knows somebody.
Posted by T1gerNate
Member since Feb 2020
2187 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 3:06 pm to
Im surprised he got arrested. I would have thought you’d get some kind of a medal for that in Tallulah.
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
13387 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 3:33 pm to
Charged with hate crimes??
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
155426 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 3:48 pm to
quote:

eight counts of hate crimes

That seems laughable on the surface. How the hell do you prove a hate crime. Just because he’s white and they’re black doesn’t make it a hate crime.

All the other charges I’m good with though. frick that gimp a-hole. And good on the dude filming for not shooting him, because he had every right to and it would’ve been justified. If someone comes in my property like that with a gun, pointing it, SHOOTING it, and telling me he’s gonna “put one in my head,” he isn’t leaving my driveway alive.
Posted by lsujag
Member since Jan 2012
2806 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 3:51 pm to
Sadly I know the guy. He’s the driver of the truck that overturned on the levee at delta a couple of weeks ago
Posted by IndianPower
Louisiana
Member since May 2021
1388 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 3:54 pm to
He can be damn glad that guy had alot of restraint.

He should be in a box in the ground doing shite like that. Thats about dumb af.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
43868 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 3:57 pm to
No love for north Louisiana? If this had been in some white boot wearing baw in south Louisiana this thread would be 29 pages by now.
Posted by AgCoug
Houston
Member since Jan 2014
6530 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 3:57 pm to
Fifty-five years old and looking in poor health. Seeing as he was trespassing and he fired his weapon, a twenty-year sentence is reasonable. That old man is likely to die in prison because he lacked impulse control.
Hope it was worth it.
Posted by Demonbengal
Ruston
Member since May 2015
4828 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 4:01 pm to
quote:

Charged with hate crimes??


Tallulah is about 80% black. This is one of last remnants of white people that live there. The police chief and all leadership is black so hate crime was a given.
Posted by White Bear
AT WORK
Member since Jul 2014
17213 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 4:08 pm to
quote:

That’s the roughest 56 years I have ever seen
Farm life is tough on folks who actually do the work.
Posted by IndianPower
Louisiana
Member since May 2021
1388 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 4:10 pm to
And who woulda thunk that.

So absolutely despicable even though he was wrong AF on more than one level but hate crime crap is used to show power.

Stupid.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
43868 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 4:15 pm to
quote:

hate crime crap is used to show power.


The police chief is unpopular as hell since the town has been under a curfew for the past 10 months. He is trying to score points with the residents to keep from getting kicked out of office.

ETA: I used to work in Tallulah and know the accused and the chief of police. Buster McCoy is a POS, power hungry, authoritarian. He represents all that is wrong with small town law enforcement officers.
This post was edited on 8/24/25 at 4:40 pm
Posted by IndianPower
Louisiana
Member since May 2021
1388 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 4:48 pm to
Go figure.

Woulda never thunk it.

**Sarcasm**
Posted by Tear It Up
The Deadening
Member since May 2005
13896 posts
Posted on 8/24/25 at 4:54 pm to
How is that a “hate crime?” He even said he “love black people” and started naming black folks who worked for him.

I’d love to know what led to the situation. It sounded like someone/some people were in the middle of the street. Was a group of people standing in the middle of the street and not moving for vehicles and he hit one or two people?
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