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re: Idiot little brother lost virginity to escort and ended up with herpes

Posted on 10/30/19 at 5:52 am to
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 10/30/19 at 5:52 am to
Posted by John Casey
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2016
4146 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 5:54 am to
quote:

. Her place was a mess and she wasn't very bright.


Would a high end escort really allow clients at her place?
Posted by White Bear
Homeless
Member since Jul 2014
17642 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 5:56 am to
I don’t think herpes “breaks out” that quickly. Story is shite.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
139461 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 5:58 am to
You illinois people need to find non paying ways to have intimacy.
Posted by Hamma1122
Member since Sep 2016
22316 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 6:00 am to
YOLO
Posted by RazorBroncs
Possesses the largest
Member since Sep 2013
16208 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 6:01 am to
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First times are usually awkward but memorable


This is the part that bums me out about this story, your first time should be a fond memory that you still kinda high-five yourself mentally over.

I know I lost mine to my GF for 2 years and it was her first time too, still one of the best moments of my life.

This dude didn't get to experience that and is only left with a bad memory of the experience and herps the rest of his life. I'll pour one out for the fallen brethren
Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
5133 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 6:06 am to
quote:

On the bright side, he has a friend till the end






"See you in hell mother fricker"
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74883 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 6:31 am to
OP refers to his junk as his “little brother” here and y’all foolishly take it literally.

Life lesson: Everything named “escort” turns out bad.

The car was a cheap POS too.
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 7:07 am to
Atleast i still have my virginity
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102750 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 7:08 am to
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Maybe he should file a complaint with the better business bureau


I laughed way too hard at this
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102750 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 7:11 am to
Friend of mine was married to a girl with herpes for 3 years and he never caught it.

It’s not a big deal anymore he might have an outbreak once or twice a year. He won’t spread it if he has sex while there is no outbreak
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17717 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 7:12 am to
I bet it was a bareback BJ that gave him the Herp, not the actually condomed sex
Posted by WhiskeyThrottle
Weatherford Tx
Member since Nov 2017
7252 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 7:13 am to
You should change your name to 3moreherpes now.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18090 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 7:14 am to
Posted by white perch
the bright, happy side of hell
Member since Apr 2012
7638 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 7:32 am to
quote:

but a few days later he breaks out on his cock and balls.


quote:

I don’t think herpes “breaks out” that quickly. Story is shite.


quote:

The average incubation period for an initial herpes infection is 4 days (range, 2 to 12) after exposure.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
17011 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 7:38 am to
What page is the pics on?
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19649 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 7:39 am to
quote:

she wasn't very bright


A hooker wasn't very smart? This is my surprised face
Posted by Kentucker
Rabbit Hash, KY
Member since Apr 2013
20055 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 7:42 am to
Posted by White Bear
Homeless
Member since Jul 2014
17642 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 8:17 am to
quote:

quote:but a few days later he breaks out on his cock and balls. quote:I don’t think herpes “breaks out” that quickly. Story is shite. quote:The average incubation period for an initial herpes infection is 4 days (range, 2 to 12) after exposure.
I was wrong, Thanks. I'm not doctor nor do I have herp.
Posted by TheDeathValley
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2010
20615 posts
Posted on 10/30/19 at 8:18 am to
Sorry OP, you now have it for life.
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