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re: Idioms You Thought Were Commonplace, but People Didn’t Know

Posted on 1/22/19 at 11:14 am to
Posted by Ed Osteen
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Posted by Korkstand
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Posted on 1/22/19 at 11:16 am to
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Also the price was “ higher than a cat back”.
I've always like "high as giraffe pussy"
Posted by Korkstand
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Posted on 1/22/19 at 11:24 am to
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I wonder how many know what you mean when you say "you sound like a broken record"

Know what this is?

Posted by beerJeep
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Posted on 1/22/19 at 11:31 am to
The secret Illuminati CD that gives you access to the Vatican vaults when used?
Posted by Allyn McKeen
Key West, FL
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Posted on 1/22/19 at 12:03 pm to
There are all sorts of common sayings outside of the US that don't get across the pond.

"Show him your bouncies." Bouncies being tits, and it means to stall while we pull a new proposal together.

"knickers twisted" is the same as panties in a wad.

"You can have 12 pairs of shoes, but you only have one pair of feet." Refers to over-spending, software that has too many bells and whistles, money doesn't bring happiness, etc.

"You are not King Carrot." is basically Nobody died and made you the boss.

"The Devil doesn't have his shoes on." means that it is too early.

Posted by MountainTiger
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Posted on 1/22/19 at 12:06 pm to
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There are all sorts of common sayings outside of the US that don't get across the pond.

My favorite is "Bob's your uncle."
Posted by Nicky Parrish
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Posted on 1/22/19 at 12:14 pm to
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There are all sorts of common sayings outside of the US that don't get across the pond.

When I was newly stationed in England I had met this girl that was going to show me around the country side. We decided to leave early in the morning.
She told me to come knock her up around 7:00 am.
Come knock me up doesn’t have the same meaning to a person from England as it does to a 22 year from south Louisiana.



BTW I was there at 6:30!!!
This post was edited on 1/24/19 at 6:09 am
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 1/22/19 at 12:15 pm to
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you can understand what the response means irregardless of what words are used




Irregardless, Webster's says it meets the criteria to be considered a word.

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But actually in the dialect that "irregardless" comes from, it has a specific use that doesn't translate well in print. It's basically an emphatic use of "regardless." So if you're a native speaker of certain dialects that use "irregardless" you use "irregardless" to shut down further conversation on a topic.


Additional Link, Irregardless
Posted by rockchlkjayhku11
Cincinnati, OH
Member since Aug 2006
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Posted on 1/22/19 at 12:27 pm to
this thread absolutely delivers.

between the people posting incorrect idioms on purpose, those who are oblivious to that and correcting them, and those who are posting incorrect idioms by accident, we have it all covered!
Posted by Darkknight
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Posted on 1/22/19 at 12:32 pm to
Mites on a chicken's arse
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 1/22/19 at 12:35 pm to
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Come knock me up doesn’t have the same meaning to a person from England as it does to a 22 year from south Louisiana.


Fanny, doesn't have the same meaning either...FYI...
Posted by 777Tiger
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Posted on 1/22/19 at 12:36 pm to
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between the people posting incorrect idioms on purpose, those who are oblivious to that and correcting them, and those who are posting incorrect idioms by accident, we have it all covered!

could care less
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
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Posted on 1/22/19 at 12:39 pm to
This is a fun game that I like to play with my wife where I act like I don't know what common sayings are. After a few years she's caught on but it's really funny to be on the other end and pretend like you've never heard of it and then have them explain it to you.
This post was edited on 1/22/19 at 12:40 pm
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 1/22/19 at 12:40 pm to
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Pretty sure it's rights...



Rights is incorrect slang.


Dead to Rites is the actual idiom.

When people are on their deathbed, and begin to actually die, the priest comes over and reads the Last Rites so the person will more likely go to Heaven. The idea is the priest waits until the last possible second to read the Last Rites.

So when you have something 'Dead to Rites' means it was 99.9% dead/finished, but not quite. As close to being dead/finished without actually being dead/finished.


So if a cop has a suspect in custody and thought he had enough evidence on the perp, but then the DA lets him walk because there wasn't quite as much evidence as the cop thought, the cop had the suspect 'Dead to Rites'.
Posted by Tiger inTampa
Tampa, FL
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 1/22/19 at 12:48 pm to
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but said it looked "wopped"


I bet it was the gold chain, heavy cologne and the chest hair that got him saying that. If he said "it looked Dago-ed" would you have known what he was saying?
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
28712 posts
Posted on 1/22/19 at 11:33 pm to
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Rights is incorrect slang.


Dead to Rites is the actual idiom.

When people are on their deathbed, and begin to actually die, the priest comes over and reads the Last Rites so the person will more likely go to Heaven. The idea is the priest waits until the last possible second to read the Last Rites.

So when you have something 'Dead to Rites' means it was 99.9% dead/finished, but not quite. As close to being dead/finished without actually being dead/finished.


So if a cop has a suspect in custody and thought he had enough evidence on the perp, but then the DA lets him walk because there wasn't quite as much evidence as the cop thought, the cop had the suspect 'Dead to Rites'.


Nah man, seriously. It's "dead to rights".

While "dead to rights" is slang, it is not incorrect slang as you claim. We sort of agree on the dead part, where dead means "completely", as in "dead broke". "To rights" has been slang for "properly" for a very long time. "Dead" is basically just amplifying "to rights".

"To (last) rites" sort of gives "dead" a more literal meaning, which is probably what makes it easy to believe that it's the correct idiom. It also kind of makes sense in the same context that "dead to rights" is used. But, it is not correct, and your explanation kind of loses its appeal when you realize that a "rite" is just a ceremony, and has nothing to do with death until it has "last" in front of it.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
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Posted on 1/23/19 at 4:50 am to
A jig to help you hold multiple grocery bags at once.
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 1/23/19 at 4:54 am to
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is a fun game that I like to play with my wife where I act like I don't know what common sayings are. After a few years she's caught on but it's really funny to be on the other end and pretend like you've never heard of it and then have them explain it to you.


How good is she at explaining them? Not translating them but actually explaining what they mean?

I like the idiom: Don't look a goft horse in the mouth, because it takes like 4 points of logic to explain why you should not look a gift horse in the mouth.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 1/23/19 at 5:22 am to
Cant see the forest for the trees.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
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Posted on 1/23/19 at 5:25 am to
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The saying is “colder than a well digger’s arse.”


Also, on dark moonless nights, I've heard "darker than a well diggers arse".
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