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re: I Will Buy You A Couple of Twinkies, Bottle of Wine and Then Take You to Pound Town

Posted on 6/22/21 at 1:23 pm to
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42312 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 1:23 pm to
Are you autistic? Because there’s a difference in being blunt and being what “you” “said”
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14437 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 1:34 pm to
This dating thread makes mine look good in comparison.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7470 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 1:56 pm to
quote:

I asked if she knows what happens on 2nd dates
Isn't that 3rd dates?
Posted by Tmcgin
BATON ROUGE
Member since Jun 2010
6557 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 2:18 pm to
I think the mexican hitmen have the right guy
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
12637 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 2:20 pm to
You LSU Coyotes half gay brother or something?
Posted by Tiger Ree
Houston
Member since Jun 2004
24563 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 2:36 pm to
And here I was thinking people were only acting like idiots because they are posting on the OT board. I'll be damned.
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10731 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 2:51 pm to
Pound town on a second date. Solid.
Posted by NytroBud
LaFayette
Member since Jun 2009
6080 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 3:03 pm to
Great line in my opinion, get right down to the nitty gritty. She's either DTF or not. frick wasting time on it.
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
8355 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 3:06 pm to
That’s a move I’d expect from a drunk frat boy.
Posted by msudawg1200
Central Mississippi
Member since Jun 2014
10866 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 3:19 pm to
Things that didn't happen for 1,000 Alex
Posted by AgCoug
Houston
Member since Jan 2014
6671 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 3:23 pm to
You are one smooth operator, OP.
Posted by LeClerc
USVI
Member since Oct 2012
2841 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 3:33 pm to
quote:

Lose her contact info - she has no sense of humor. Move on.

While I don't necessarily disagree with you establishing trust in this kind of dating environment is super important. There will be plenty of time for his brand of trashy humor later in the relationship. She was insulted, first by him assuming she was easy and then to have him pay for it with Twinkies and cheap wine?
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
79455 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 3:45 pm to
Idk what that the vibe of the convo?

Have you had sexy banter?

Or did you just tell a church girl you’re gonna frick her out of the blue?
Posted by SA4LSU
AZ
Member since Sep 2005
4970 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 3:48 pm to
Lesson learned should have gone with mad dog 20/20 and chicken wings.
Posted by cyogi
Member since Feb 2009
5145 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 3:51 pm to
You're smooth as silk, man.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42312 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 3:52 pm to
You had a buddy getting bj’s in 1989 and you’re still dating? And think this line is ok?
This post was edited on 6/22/21 at 3:58 pm
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30267 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 3:54 pm to
quote:

I Will Buy You A Couple of Twinkies, Bottle of Wine and Then Take You to Pound Town


Jesus Christ, man. Do any of you young frickers actually know how to court a woman?
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42312 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 3:58 pm to
He’s either lying this thread or lying in the other or lying in both. No way a ~50-year-old ever utters this sentence.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30267 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 4:00 pm to
quote:

He’s either lying this thread or lying in the other or lying in both. No way a ~50-year-old ever utters this sentence.


He's 50? That makes it even worse.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92390 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 4:02 pm to
quote:

He’s either lying this thread or lying in the other or lying in both. No way a ~50-year-old ever utters this sentence.



quote:

He's 50? That makes it even worse.



as you get older you less fricks, hit or miss but sometimes that works
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