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re: I Will Buy You A Couple of Twinkies, Bottle of Wine and Then Take You to Pound Town
Posted on 6/22/21 at 12:34 pm to BayouCatFan
Posted on 6/22/21 at 12:34 pm to BayouCatFan
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Posted on 6/22/21 at 12:36 pm to BayouCatFan
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I will get you a couple of Twinkies, a bottle of wine and then take you to pound town."
I don’t get it. After being married for 11 years, that works like a charm on my wife.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 12:38 pm to BayouCatFan
Two great threads, then this. Icarus.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 12:40 pm to BayouCatFan
She talked to her Mexican cousin and put a hit out on you
Posted on 6/22/21 at 12:41 pm to BayouCatFan
Don't worry bout it move on. Meet some other chick with a sense of humor and take her out to the same spot. Might want to work on your jokes though. Bro jokes don't go over well until you are on third base.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 12:54 pm to BayouCatFan
You need to take a break.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 12:56 pm to BayouCatFan
She thinks you called her fat. Twinkies=fat
Posted on 6/22/21 at 12:58 pm to BayouCatFan
Lol. Well this thread bombed. Just think of me as Kevin Costner. A couple classics and then some bombs. I am now retired.
This post was edited on 6/22/21 at 1:00 pm
Posted on 6/22/21 at 12:59 pm to BayouCatFan
Should have ordered the queso and then waited a day.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 1:00 pm to Abstract Queso Dip
I will take to pound town.5
She must have thought you were British. Try again.
She must have thought you were British. Try again.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 1:00 pm to BayouCatFan
Kids…..
Only they could frick up tinder.
Only they could frick up tinder.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 1:02 pm to BayouCatFan
That's date 3, dumbass.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 1:04 pm to BayouCatFan
Apparently you may have matched with this chick... I swiped right to see if chili's 2 for $25 and bj was doable 
We didn't match 
We didn't match Posted on 6/22/21 at 1:07 pm to BayouCatFan
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Jokingly I said, "I will get you a couple of Twinkies, a bottle of wine and then take you to pound town."
Be honest, you completely dead panned this line but you think the world should know you were joking.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 1:12 pm to BayouCatFan
You sure went to a lot of trouble to tell a lame joke on this site.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 1:14 pm to BayouCatFan
....and on this weeks episode of "When keeping it Real Goes Wrong."
Posted on 6/22/21 at 1:14 pm to BayouCatFan
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BayouCatFan
Well I now know which way single women are hoping your Mexican cartel threats thread is gonna go.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 1:20 pm to BayouCatFan
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I will get you a couple of Twinkies, a bottle of wine and then take you to pound town."
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Was I wrong for putting it out there I was expecting sex and that I am not buying her dinner again?
WTF were you thinking?
Posted on 6/22/21 at 1:22 pm to BayouCatFan
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Was I wrong
Only if you wanted to have sex.
Posted on 6/22/21 at 1:22 pm to BayouCatFan
What are you 16?
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