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re: I Will Buy You A Couple of Twinkies, Bottle of Wine and Then Take You to Pound Town

Posted on 6/22/21 at 4:03 pm to
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75218 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 4:03 pm to
quote:

BayouCatFan

You're going to need to take it down like 15-20 notches. You're not making tier one with this combination of volume and crazy. Sorry, it just won't happen.
Posted by cyogi
Member since Feb 2009
5145 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 4:04 pm to
quote:

He’s either lying this thread or lying in the other or lying in both. No way a ~50-year-old ever utters this sentence.

He's an alter. I give him points for tying his threads together, and pretty entertaining so far. Hopefully it doesn't get stale.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69095 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 4:04 pm to
You handled that with ham hands. Well done
Posted by LSUMBA91
The Holy City
Member since Nov 2007
251 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 5:17 pm to
quote:

quote:
He’s either lying this thread or lying in the other or lying in both. No way a ~50-year-old ever utters this sentence.


quote:
He's 50? That makes it even worse.


as you get older you less fricks, hit or miss but sometimes that works


Good on him that he can take a trip to pound town at that age.

But the Twinkies and wine makes it seem like he's offering a quick trip to the In and Out Burger instead of a substantial ride around town stopping at all the local favorite watering holes.
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
58222 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 6:51 pm to
You're stupid
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
37090 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 6:53 pm to
This may be an OT record for a poster jumping the shark
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 7:32 pm to
Bad move.

We all know the opportunity to share the night together is higher on the second date.
You just got to be smooth learn from this great 1970’s song.

Always Stay Smooth or A$$.

Dr Hook sharing the night together.
LINK
This post was edited on 6/22/21 at 7:38 pm
Posted by Blutarsky
112th Congress
Member since Jan 2004
11726 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 7:47 pm to
quote:

BayouCatFan
equals

This post was edited on 6/22/21 at 7:48 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74897 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 7:50 pm to
OP would be a shitty bomb squad member.

He should’ve deftly played her, sent her this image with the caption:

“You get birthday cake on your birthday, tonight you’ll be getting-”

This post was edited on 6/22/21 at 7:54 pm
Posted by LSUstudent4life
Houston
Member since May 2008
1987 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 7:52 pm to
You’d think by age 50 you would have figured this out by now.
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 8:05 pm to
quote:

Now we know why a Mexican cartel is threatening to behead you


/thread
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
10069 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 8:09 pm to
And they say chivalry is dead.
Posted by sawtooth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2017
3588 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 8:13 pm to
Don’t worry. You have already been replaced.
Posted by Ron Popeil
Mississippi coast or Fairgrounds
Member since Nov 2018
890 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 8:23 pm to
You are quite the prolific shite poster. Kudos!
Posted by Lynyrd
Under the Tilt-a-Whirl
Member since Jun 2010
13337 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 8:28 pm to
quote:

Ron Popeil

At least, send him a food dehydrator to make deer jerky.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134661 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 8:33 pm to
quote:

You're going to need to take it down like 15-20 notches. You're not making tier one with this combination of volume and crazy. Sorry, it just won't happen


What does it take? Kind of interesting topic
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