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re: I want to open a grocery store in NBR
Posted on 5/1/18 at 5:28 pm to theantiquetiger
Posted on 5/1/18 at 5:28 pm to theantiquetiger
I think the OT can own stock and I will start one.
We can call it OT Shoppers Only Choice.
We can get suggestions for what we sell from our stockholders which is you guys.
Liquor, tobacco, zig zag papers, 2 pk cigars, and bread. We will not have fruit and vegetables as that stuff would rot from not being bought.
We will take EBT and have fried chicken made from cake batter plate lunches.
Oh, yeah we need a person to sell bootleg CD’s infront of the store. If we have two people selling bootleg CD’s would that make us more appealing?
We will offer neighborhood tours to SJW’s that feel sympathetic to NBR cause on Sat from 11am go 1 pm. No we do not have valet parking you SJW’s that is a car thief car jacking you!
We can call it OT Shoppers Only Choice.
We can get suggestions for what we sell from our stockholders which is you guys.
Liquor, tobacco, zig zag papers, 2 pk cigars, and bread. We will not have fruit and vegetables as that stuff would rot from not being bought.
We will take EBT and have fried chicken made from cake batter plate lunches.
Oh, yeah we need a person to sell bootleg CD’s infront of the store. If we have two people selling bootleg CD’s would that make us more appealing?
We will offer neighborhood tours to SJW’s that feel sympathetic to NBR cause on Sat from 11am go 1 pm. No we do not have valet parking you SJW’s that is a car thief car jacking you!
This post was edited on 5/1/18 at 5:30 pm
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Posted on 5/1/18 at 5:29 pm to johnnyrocket
Gotta keep the crown, grey goose and remy martin locked up
Can leave $100 bottles of Macallan out there though, those are safe.
Can leave $100 bottles of Macallan out there though, those are safe.
Posted on 5/1/18 at 5:30 pm to fr33manator
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1st and 15th
I think we just found the name of his new chain....
"1st & Fit-teenth Groceries"
"You're Louisiana Purchase Destination of Choice!"
Posted on 5/1/18 at 5:32 pm to theantiquetiger
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is there not a single bank that would invest in something like that?
The complete lack of grocery stores doesn't give you a hint on this?
Posted on 5/1/18 at 5:44 pm to theantiquetiger
If you wanna make money off da hood open a Liberty Tax or Payday Loan place
Posted on 5/1/18 at 5:46 pm to theantiquetiger
Paging Stout.
Posted on 5/1/18 at 5:47 pm to jamboybarry
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If you wanna make money off da hood open a Liberty Tax or Payday Loan place
Too much competition. The news said there is a lack of grocery stores.
Posted on 5/1/18 at 5:47 pm to theantiquetiger
Most of the grocery stores in NBR didn't close while making tons of money. A business wouldn't pull out of an area if it was successful.
Groceries are a low margin business and given the amount of theft and resulting higher prices your potential customer base will still take the bus to the Cortana Walmart
Groceries are a low margin business and given the amount of theft and resulting higher prices your potential customer base will still take the bus to the Cortana Walmart
Posted on 5/1/18 at 5:49 pm to theantiquetiger
good luck getting people who don't buy anything out of your store. Thank Starbucks.
The good news is they'll make your non-gender bathrooms look like shock and awe!!!
The good news is they'll make your non-gender bathrooms look like shock and awe!!!
Posted on 5/1/18 at 5:50 pm to johnnyrocket
Tell me more about this fried chicken made from cake batter.....
Posted on 5/1/18 at 5:51 pm to Cosmo
When a business takes EBT, do they get back the full market value? Or do you get back only a portion, like how Medicaid pays doctors 80%?
Posted on 5/1/18 at 5:53 pm to theantiquetiger
You're not allowed. Wrong color
Which is ironic because they gave the Mathernes people hell for not building in North BR
Which is ironic because they gave the Mathernes people hell for not building in North BR
Posted on 5/1/18 at 6:09 pm to fr33manator
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You’d only need to be open on the 1st and 15th
Seriously. I just got a reminder in why I don't go to the store on the 1st or 15th.
Posted on 5/1/18 at 6:11 pm to Deactived
Gravy just wants his cake and to... well, you know. The joke writes itself.
Posted on 5/1/18 at 6:16 pm to Tactical Insertion
quote:Sunbeam bread tastes like cardboard.
Be sure it’s sunbeam brand and not that shite bunny brand
Bunny > Sunbeam
Posted on 5/1/18 at 6:16 pm to Tiger Prawn
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Just open a convenience store that sells bread alongside 40’s, zig zags, phillies, and black n milds.
Don't forget the CDs, or would that be an extra items sold outside?
Posted on 5/1/18 at 6:17 pm to TigerBR1111
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Watch the Spike Lee movie “Do the Right Thing “ before you make any decisions
Just put some brothers on the wall.
Posted on 5/1/18 at 6:18 pm to theantiquetiger
It's hilarious that their first inclination is to go to the city when they want a grocery store in their neighborhood.
Is there something preventing them from starting their own store or courting a national chain to build?
Is there something preventing them from starting their own store or courting a national chain to build?
Posted on 5/1/18 at 6:20 pm to theantiquetiger
quote:I saw that story.
I just watched a story on channel 2 about the city councilwoman of that area taking for ever to find a store that simply had bread.
My first thought was if there is such great demand for a grocery store and since there's no competition nearby, why doesn't she build and operate a new grocery store herself?
After all, it's guaranteed to make a huge profit, right?
Posted on 5/1/18 at 6:20 pm to Deactived
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Which is ironic because they gave the Mathernes people hell for not building in North BR
Yeah, the world would be perfect if he was only allowed to be the dictator.
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