I think I accidentally cuckolded a guy last weekend.

A few nights ago I ended up at a neighbors house. We were all sitting outside getting hammered. The house we were at is owned by two men who are a gay couple. I was there, a woman who lives across the street was there, and another woman and her husband were there. We all live in the same neighborhood and are friendly.

As the night goes on the married woman is talking about her boob job and how much it costs and this and that. Then she starts talking about her “bedazzled” vagina. Then she whips out her phone and shows it to the woman and the two day dudes. I’m wondering what exactly a “bedazzled” vagina is but her husband is sitting right next to her. She puts the phone away and continues talking and somehow works her way back to the bedazzled vagina.

I say, “I’m not asking to see the picture but what exactly is a bedazzled vagina?” She immediately starts unlocking her phone. I’m staring her husband in the eye. He is staring me in the eye.

As we are staring each other down she turns the screen in my direction. Should I wave her off?

I break eye contact and look at her bedazzled vagina. It was nice. Ornate.

From there, the party went on...