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re: I made a terrible mistake by proposing an office golf outing.

Posted on 8/3/20 at 2:59 pm to
Posted by NOFOX
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2014
10128 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 2:59 pm to
quote:

proposed a golf outing in the fall for 7-8 male attorneys from my office. Golf on a Saturday afternoon followed by steaks at my place, with cigars and fine whiskies.


There’s a tool at my office who keeps trying to get “the guys” together also. It’s sad. I don’t think he has any friends.
This post was edited on 8/3/20 at 3:00 pm
Posted by TigahJay
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2015
11403 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 3:02 pm to
Just come up with an excuse related to Covid that only people playing are allowed on course, need separate carts, etc
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 3:02 pm to
quote:

WOMEN RUIN EVERYTHING.

just announce to the whole office that its been canceled due to the china flu

then secretly tell the guys "in person when you are alone" that its still on and after say at the last minute they found a way to do it but couldnt tell everyone (the women) in time

its your only out but you just know one of the cucked guys will tell the girls any way
Posted by terriblegreen
Spokane, LA
Member since Aug 2011
12489 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 3:06 pm to
Just don’t go.
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8699 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 3:07 pm to
quote:

Golf on a Saturday afternoon


What kind of people do you work with that they are all clamoring to go to a work function on a Saturday in the fall?
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64738 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 3:07 pm to
How else could those women bang their way up the ladder via blackmail?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

WOMEN RUIN EVERYTHING.
except sex. Kinda helps if they're there.
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7861 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

8 attorneys in one firm would have double that number of paralegals, assistants, receptionist, HR, accounting,...

OP is full of shite



This post was edited on 10/24/20 at 3:32 pm
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71863 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 3:11 pm to
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And yes they will allow me to bring a group and have ride-alongs.


No, no they didn't.

Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7861 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 3:11 pm to
xxxxx
This post was edited on 10/22/20 at 12:33 pm
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
41720 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 3:11 pm to
I mean, how did you not know this was going to be a mistake, at the time you did it?
Posted by Uptowner
The OP
Member since Oct 2019
2030 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 3:12 pm to
quote:

WOMEN RUIN EVERYTHING.


I enjoy their participation in heterosexuality....
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61657 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 3:13 pm to
I’m starting to think some of your threads might not be completely true
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
86480 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 3:16 pm to
17 insurance defense attorneys smoking cigars and drinking whiskey pretending to be fancy? Oh my god, shoot me in the head now.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26364 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 3:17 pm to
Why did you bring the idea out into the open?
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39290 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 3:18 pm to
Just turn it into a Gold Club golf tournament
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59355 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 3:18 pm to
quote:

OP is full of shite


Slippy has been questionable for a while
Posted by LSUDAN1
Member since Oct 2010
11441 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 3:24 pm to
Strip/sex golf is only answer. Birdies are body shots, Eagles they give blow jobs and hole in ones means double penetration on next tee box.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

Are you some kind of fricking moron?


You get yourself into this "guys and wives golf disaster" and have the nerve to ask if someone else is a moron?
Posted by noonan
Nassau Bay, TX
Member since Aug 2005
37017 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 3:29 pm to
Just explain to them that they can't just take the golf cart and ride around the course. They have to stay with the group or just stay in the clubhouse.

Basically if they aren't playing then they aren't allowed.
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