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I made a terrible mistake by proposing an office golf outing.
Posted on 8/3/20 at 2:30 pm
Posted on 8/3/20 at 2:30 pm
I proposed a golf outing in the fall for 7-8 male attorneys from my office. Golf on a Saturday afternoon followed by steaks at my place, with cigars and fine whiskies.
I tried to make it sound as unappealing as possible to the women so that they would have no interest. Now they all want to come. A couple of them want to ride along in the carts and drink wine (WINE!) and watch. They're now talking about dress codes and menus and shite. This has turned into an official firm function.
I tried to make it sound as unappealing as possible to the women so that they would have no interest. Now they all want to come. A couple of them want to ride along in the carts and drink wine (WINE!) and watch. They're now talking about dress codes and menus and shite. This has turned into an official firm function.
This post was edited on 10/22/20 at 12:34 pm
Posted on 8/3/20 at 2:32 pm to Slippy
Subtle “I have a job” thread.
Posted on 8/3/20 at 2:32 pm to Slippy
See the golf joke thread: you are the a-hole who invited the women. We tried to warn you.
quote:
What’s the two worst things about golf?
Women and the mother fricker who brings them
This post was edited on 8/3/20 at 2:36 pm
Posted on 8/3/20 at 2:32 pm to Slippy
You should have done this via text message and never let the women know
Posted on 8/3/20 at 2:33 pm to Slippy
Enjoy the sexual harassment allegations
Posted on 8/3/20 at 2:33 pm to JohnnyKilroy
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You are a terrible person
FIFY
Posted on 8/3/20 at 2:34 pm to Slippy
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They're now talking about dress codes and menus and shite.
Bikinis for the women.
Posted on 8/3/20 at 2:34 pm to Slippy
Get the chicks drunk and y’all take advantage of them
Posted on 8/3/20 at 2:35 pm to Slippy
quote:just swap your bitches and frick in the caddy shack
I tried to make it sound as unappealing as possible to the women so that they would have no interest. Now they all want to come
/problem solved
Posted on 8/3/20 at 2:36 pm to Slippy
So are you the receptionist or something? I know you aren’t an attorney due to amount to complaining you do around here
Posted on 8/3/20 at 2:37 pm to Slippy
aw poor you. Why didn't you just call it a "men's day" or something?
Posted on 8/3/20 at 2:39 pm to Slippy
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I proposed a golf outing in the fall for 7-8 male attorneys from my office.
What course? So you're going to have 2 Foursomes with a bunch of woman riding around in carts that arent even playing?
Nice courses wont allow that so either name the course or you're lying
Posted on 8/3/20 at 2:40 pm to Slippy
Sounds like a prime opportunity for a 4-some. Am I right, guys?
Guys?
Posted on 8/3/20 at 2:43 pm to tgrbaitn08
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What course? So you're going to have 2 Foursomes with a bunch of woman riding around in carts that arent even playing?
Nice courses wont allow that so either name the course or you're lying
Sounds like you may have found him his out.
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