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I made a terrible mistake by proposing an office golf outing.

Posted on 8/3/20 at 2:30 pm
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
6571 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 2:30 pm
I proposed a golf outing in the fall for 7-8 male attorneys from my office. Golf on a Saturday afternoon followed by steaks at my place, with cigars and fine whiskies.

I tried to make it sound as unappealing as possible to the women so that they would have no interest. Now they all want to come. A couple of them want to ride along in the carts and drink wine (WINE!) and watch. They're now talking about dress codes and menus and shite. This has turned into an official firm function.
This post was edited on 10/22/20 at 12:34 pm
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
89773 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 2:32 pm to
you are screwed.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13887 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 2:32 pm to
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8447 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 2:32 pm to
Subtle “I have a job” thread.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 2:32 pm to
See the golf joke thread: you are the a-hole who invited the women. We tried to warn you.

quote:

What’s the two worst things about golf?

Women and the mother fricker who brings them
This post was edited on 8/3/20 at 2:36 pm
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
35289 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 2:32 pm to
You are a terrible poster.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120178 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 2:32 pm to
You should have done this via text message and never let the women know
Posted by LigerFan
Member since Jan 2014
2711 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 2:33 pm to
Enjoy the sexual harassment allegations
Posted by Haydo
DTX
Member since Jul 2011
2942 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 2:33 pm to
quote:

You are a terrible person


FIFY
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
47121 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 2:34 pm to
quote:

They're now talking about dress codes and menus and shite.


Bikinis for the women.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 2:34 pm to
just say its a guys trip
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124285 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 2:34 pm to
Get the chicks drunk and y’all take advantage of them
Posted by oldcharlie8
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2012
7806 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 2:34 pm to
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141682 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 2:35 pm to
quote:

I tried to make it sound as unappealing as possible to the women so that they would have no interest. Now they all want to come
just swap your bitches and frick in the caddy shack

/problem solved
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57448 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 2:36 pm to
So are you the receptionist or something? I know you aren’t an attorney due to amount to complaining you do around here
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 2:37 pm to
aw poor you. Why didn't you just call it a "men's day" or something?
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 2:39 pm to
quote:

I proposed a golf outing in the fall for 7-8 male attorneys from my office.


What course? So you're going to have 2 Foursomes with a bunch of woman riding around in carts that arent even playing?

Nice courses wont allow that so either name the course or you're lying
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21420 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 2:39 pm to
Cancel the damn thing!
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65630 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 2:40 pm to

Sounds like a prime opportunity for a 4-some. Am I right, guys?



Guys?
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101312 posts
Posted on 8/3/20 at 2:43 pm to
quote:

What course? So you're going to have 2 Foursomes with a bunch of woman riding around in carts that arent even playing?

Nice courses wont allow that so either name the course or you're lying



Sounds like you may have found him his out.
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