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I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)
Posted on 8/13/19 at 9:05 am
Posted on 8/13/19 at 9:05 am
UPDATE:Results on page 25.
She ran this same 5k last year and finished in 31 minutes. Me, not knowing anything about 5k times, said I usually run them under 29 minutes just so I could one up her. Paid $40 and signed up yesterday. The race is this Saturday. Never ran in my life. What is the best course of action? I'm 6'1, 190 lbs, probably what you would call 'skinny fat'. Can bench 185lbs 3x5, if that matters.
On the plus side, we're going on a date afterwards regardless of what happens.
She ran this same 5k last year and finished in 31 minutes. Me, not knowing anything about 5k times, said I usually run them under 29 minutes just so I could one up her. Paid $40 and signed up yesterday. The race is this Saturday. Never ran in my life. What is the best course of action? I'm 6'1, 190 lbs, probably what you would call 'skinny fat'. Can bench 185lbs 3x5, if that matters.
On the plus side, we're going on a date afterwards regardless of what happens.
This post was edited on 8/17/19 at 6:13 pm
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Posted on 8/13/19 at 9:06 am to Ssubba
You better sprain your ankle baw.
Posted on 8/13/19 at 9:06 am to Ssubba
RIP
Posted on 8/13/19 at 9:08 am to Ssubba
Make sure you carb load before the race.
I prefer fettuccini Alfredo
I prefer fettuccini Alfredo
Posted on 8/13/19 at 9:08 am to Ssubba
Running less than a 10 minute mile pace should be easily doable at any age unless you’re just obese.
Posted on 8/13/19 at 9:08 am to Ssubba
You time yourself yet? Now I want to time myself to see how fast I can run a 5k.
This post was edited on 8/13/19 at 9:10 am
Posted on 8/13/19 at 9:09 am to Ssubba
LOL did you walk it?
Posted on 8/13/19 at 9:09 am to Ssubba
Pics to see if it’s worth it
Posted on 8/13/19 at 9:09 am to Ssubba
Just make a blowjob bet with her on your time. If you finish under 29 minutes, she swallows, if you finish over that time you finish on her tits. Either way you get a blowjob out of it.
Posted on 8/13/19 at 9:09 am to Purple Spoon
Should I even bother trying to run it before Saturday? I don't want to be in a situation where I'm too sore to perform on race day.
Posted on 8/13/19 at 9:09 am to Ssubba
I think the best course of action here is to have a friend break your leg with a baseball bat. Make up a story about something heroic like saving a toddler from a pit bull.
Then show up to the race to cheer her on. She can't catch you in your lie, you score points for showing up anyway, and you'll get all sorts of sympathy points for having your leg in a cast.
Then show up to the race to cheer her on. She can't catch you in your lie, you score points for showing up anyway, and you'll get all sorts of sympathy points for having your leg in a cast.
Posted on 8/13/19 at 9:09 am to Ssubba
I'm 57. 5'11.5, 199
I a 5K last year in 28:03.
On the plus side, I didn't have to make up any stories and still had sex after.
I a 5K last year in 28:03.
On the plus side, I didn't have to make up any stories and still had sex after.
Posted on 8/13/19 at 9:09 am to Ssubba
Shouldn’t be a problem. The worst you can do is go out too fast and redline too quick. Start at a slower pace and gradually pick it up if you can.
Posted on 8/13/19 at 9:09 am to BabyTac
Anyone can run under a 10 minute mile. I don’t know many people who don’t run regularly who could do it for 3 miles straight.
Posted on 8/13/19 at 9:09 am to Ssubba
That’s basically 9 1/2 minute miles (3) of them. If you are under 35 that shouldn’t be difficult.
My game plan if I was that out of shape would be to just run at her pace. 31 minutes is basically a fast walk.
My game plan if I was that out of shape would be to just run at her pace. 31 minutes is basically a fast walk.
Posted on 8/13/19 at 9:10 am to Ssubba
I'm probably 10-15 lbs overweight and I run a 5k in just over 24 minutes
Posted on 8/13/19 at 9:10 am to Ssubba
Running a 5k without any prep is not very smart. Get ready to vomit. If you are lucky, she will see it as a nice gesture. Don't back out or you will be seen as a liar.
Posted on 8/13/19 at 9:10 am to Ssubba
quote:
I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes
You think this is impressive?
Posted on 8/13/19 at 9:10 am to Ssubba
I ran a 5K recently after training for 4 days a week for 2 months. I'm 6'0", 175 lbs. I ran it in 26 minutes. It had some hills along the way.
You better hope your 5K is flat and you better start SLOW.
I think you're better off to fake a foot injury if the race is Saturday.
You better hope your 5K is flat and you better start SLOW.
I think you're better off to fake a foot injury if the race is Saturday.
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