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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)

Posted on 8/17/19 at 7:08 pm to
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 7:08 pm to
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spoiler alert: no sex


for you, maybe.
Posted by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
in the transfer portal
Member since Dec 2009
2268 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 7:09 pm to

Mad props, Ssubba!

Stick with it.
The running and the chasing (of pussy)!
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53404 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 7:09 pm to
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next year I'll likely stick around. Yeah, I'm doing this again.


Why wait until next year? Find another one in a few weeks.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49117 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 7:10 pm to
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And I can't stress enough, I'M SORE. Tomorrow is going to be hell.



I always enjoyed being sore after something great like that.



And you probably have a thread of the year candidate.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
68475 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 7:11 pm to
Congrats. Thread really delivered. An instant classic.
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
3854 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 7:14 pm to
At the last 5k I did there was a guy running in a T-rex suit. He must have been burning up.
Posted by zeebo
Hammond
Member since Jan 2008
5359 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 7:22 pm to
This thread and the whether experts during a storm, are why I keep coming back!!!!
Well done, everyone!
Posted by OutDamSpot
Member since May 2019
336 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 7:50 pm to
Props to you, seriously!!

Good luck with the chick. She should be amused and charmed by your accomplishment and all you did.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
18071 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 7:55 pm to
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How real was the dread at this moment?


?? The thought of his anxiety here is cracking me up.
Props to you OP for the quality thread, manning up and actually running the race, and great follow up on how it went.
frick the creepers trying to bust you and your girl out
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52357 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 7:58 pm to
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I'll leave the rest of the day up to your imagination. (spoiler alert: no vaginal sex)
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52357 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 7:58 pm to
Dp
This post was edited on 8/17/19 at 7:59 pm
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
20390 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 8:02 pm to
Hell yes OP. I'm proud of you. Now keep it up and sign up for another one. You'll be hooked.
Posted by Vegetative State
Member since Jul 2019
206 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 8:27 pm to
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How many hours did that take you?



0 hours and 35 minutes. I didn't push it too hard either.
Posted by Happygilmore
Happy Place
Member since Mar 2009
1823 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 8:28 pm to
I don’t know what page, but you did say if you broke 30 you were posting a pic of this broad...
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
34874 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 8:34 pm to
Happy for you man
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
43502 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 8:50 pm to
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I don’t know what page, but you did say if you broke 30 you were posting a pic of this broad..


I think you are looking for page 15, about 1/3 of the way down. I bet she is cute and I also look forward to seeing pics of the future Ex-Mrs. Ssubba.
Posted by TheDrunkenTigah
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
17909 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 8:50 pm to
Best ending to an OT thread I've seen in awhile, but if you really like her this is part that you come clean and tell her you were prepared to run a 5K with no experience in an effort to impress her. Trust me on this one.
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
20390 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 8:52 pm to
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How about this. I finish under 30, I post pics. Better start believing in me! 


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How about this. I finish under 30, I post pics. Better start believing in me! 


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How about this. I finish under 30, I post pics. Better start believing in me! 


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How about this. I finish under 30, I post pics. Better start believing in me! 


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How about this. I finish under 30, I post pics. Better start believing in me! 


This post was edited on 8/17/19 at 8:55 pm
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
21778 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 9:09 pm to
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this is part that you come clean and tell her you were prepared to run a 5K with no experience in an effort to impress her. Trust me on this one.

Yep. This is the fast lane to the bedroom with her. You're gonna have to really work hard to mess this up man. So dont screw it up.

Fantastic thread, by the way.
Posted by Bigbee Hills
Member since Feb 2019
1531 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 9:26 pm to
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Best ending to an OT thread I've seen in awhile, but if you really like her this is part that you come clean and tell her you were prepared to run a 5K with no experience in an effort to impress her. Trust me on this one.




Agreed. Fantastic thread.

Also agreed on is the fact that, if you like this woman, you should really consider telling her what you've done. You're not even really, "coming clean" inasmuch as you're "closing the deal." It's impressive for a bunch of (mostly) heterosexual dudes who don't even know you; let alone for a woman who probably, as most decent women do, long for this kind of sacrifice. Hell, even if you just wanted some arse, you are gonna slay brah.

And to the weirdos who went to check databases: You are some sad arse mf'ers. Get some pussy and get a life. And no, despite what your fat fingers typed, your creepy arse/arses did NOT run 4 miles, unless running consists of running to mom's refrigerator. You are some sad, lonely, pitiful little boys.
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