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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)

Posted on 8/17/19 at 6:22 pm to
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 8/17/19 at 6:22 pm to
You deserve every up vote you get. Did you get laid? Congrats.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 8/17/19 at 6:23 pm to
Best thread in a long time.
Great narrative of the race.
Happy for you.
What was HER time?
Have you come clean with her?
Are you still interested in her?
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 6:26 pm to
Did she frick you or nah? And did you fess up that was your first run?
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
4419 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 6:27 pm to
Damn. Major props.
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
6618 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 6:28 pm to
Seeing as the race results (complete with a searchable database) made it's way here, I'm not going to say her time to prevent one of you from doxing her, but she did better than last year's time, but I still bested her. She was definitely impressed. She has six friends running the race, and I finished 2nd amongst us!

We went out for smoothies afterwards as a group and had a great time. Technically our second date, if we can count it as one. I'll leave the rest of the day up to your imagination. (spoiler alert: no sex)
This post was edited on 8/17/19 at 6:30 pm
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63092 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 6:29 pm to
quote:

Time: 27.40.


Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
6618 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 6:30 pm to
And I can't stress enough, I'M SORE. Tomorrow is going to be hell.
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
20491 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 6:31 pm to
Is your dick wet OP? Damnit man, that’s the only reason I came here.

Btw, that was a very entertaining post. Well done.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38553 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 6:32 pm to
You going to come clean to her now? She should be impressed with the results of your first ever race.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 6:34 pm to
Good job JJ
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 6:37 pm to
Posted by LSUsuperfresh
Member since Oct 2010
8334 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 6:37 pm to
Didn't really read before posting. Read more and realized I was being a dick. Good job OP.
This post was edited on 8/17/19 at 6:47 pm
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68329 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 6:38 pm to
quote:

doxing




It is called Joxy


Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 6:39 pm to
quote:

Good job JJ


Wait, you are Jordan Jefferson? This is much less impressive now. Did you kick anyone during the race?
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72604 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 6:39 pm to
quote:

It is called Joxy



quote:

ksayetiger



Man, I'm 20 years older than you and I know what they're talking about. Google the word doxxing. Shameful.
Posted by im4LSU
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Aug 2004
32016 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 6:42 pm to
I honestly think you should come clean to her with the way things have transpired.

1. You get to be honest with her
2. I dont know of many girls that wouldt find it extremely endearing that a guy would go through that for them.

Youre set up for success here. Dont frick it up.
This post was edited on 8/17/19 at 6:44 pm
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72604 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 6:44 pm to
quote:

Youre set up for success here. Dont frick it up.



He won't be able to walk tomorrow. I hope she calls him and asks him to go on a little post-race jog, with a promise of some loving afterwards.
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83597 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 6:45 pm to
frick yeah dude!

I’m so glad you were not the 39 min guy

Also there is no easy way to drink on the move. I always stop if I need water. Don’t really need water during a 5k though.

If this event inspires you to begin running longer distances, remember that lesson.
This post was edited on 8/17/19 at 6:48 pm
Posted by im4LSU
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Aug 2004
32016 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 6:48 pm to
quote:

He won't be able to walk tomorrow. I hope she calls him and asks him to go on a little post-race jog, with a promise of some loving afterwards.


Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83597 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 6:49 pm to
Also now that you are officially a “runner”, join us on the H/FB in the running thread
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