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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)

Posted on 8/17/19 at 6:49 pm to
Posted by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
poolside at Cocal (UA since 2010)
Member since Dec 2009
2053 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 6:49 pm to
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It is called Joxy



Wow.
You're an idiot.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72594 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 6:50 pm to
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Also now that you are officially a “runner”, join us on the H/FB in the running thread


I run from responsibility, can I join in?
Posted by BamaMan45
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
1691 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 6:52 pm to
This is the best description of a race that I've ever come across, especially for a rookie runner Awesome job man, not bad at all for your first time. I've always had a good time at a 5k/10k. Lots of people, music, beer, and food and you actually feel good about yourself knowing you did some physical activity for the day

Just an fyi, there will always be a few ultra-patriotic people at these events. It does get rather annoying at times. And my best advice on the water is to try and wait until the end of the water station to grab one and move slightly out of the way while you slow down to drink.
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
6614 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 6:52 pm to
Also, the tv shirt that came with the packet is incredibly soft. Worth the $40 alone.

quote:

Lots of people, music, beer, and food and you actually feel good about yourself knowing you did some physical activity for the day


The after party was very well set up. Food, free snow cones, games, etc. We rolled out for smoothies, but next year I'll likely stick around. Yeah, I'm doing this again.
This post was edited on 8/17/19 at 6:55 pm
Posted by Vegetative State
Member since Jul 2019
206 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 6:54 pm to
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I'm not going to say her time to prevent one of you from doxing her, but she did better than last year's time



Interesting, because I searched all the females names that finished the 2018 race between the 30 - 32 minute range and none of those names appeared in the 2019 race.
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
38667 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 6:57 pm to
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Vegetative State

give it a rest
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
21749 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 6:57 pm to
Seeing as how only 2 girls ran in it back to back years and bettered their time (remotely close to what you said about 31 minutes-ish) that’s in your datable age range....we know 2 that could be and only 1 would be from an area that is datable and you would be interested in.....i know who it is, but will not say or go any further

Congrats on a good run and stick with it. With training and your new outfit, you’re gonna kill the next one
This post was edited on 8/17/19 at 6:58 pm
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
10953 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 6:57 pm to
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Interesting, because I searched all the females names that finished the 2018 race between the 30 - 32 minute range and none of those names appeared in the 2019 race.




The OT detectives are relentless!
This post was edited on 8/17/19 at 6:59 pm
Posted by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
poolside at Cocal (UA since 2010)
Member since Dec 2009
2053 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 6:57 pm to
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Interesting, because I searched all the females names that finished the 2018 race between the 30 - 32 minute range and none of those names appeared in the 2019 race.


Maybe you should be "training" for your next 5K instead of geeking out on the interwebz?
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51253 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 6:58 pm to
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Interesting, because I searched all the females names that finished the 2018 race between the 30 - 32 minute range and none of those names appeared in the 2019 race.


I love this thread.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62864 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 6:58 pm to
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Seeing as how only 2 girls ran in it back to back years and bettered their time (remotely close to what you said about 31 minutes-ish) that’s in your datable age range....we know 2 that could be and only 1 would be from an area that is datable and you would be interested in.....i know who it is, but will not say or go any further


Jesus Christ
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72594 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 6:59 pm to
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Also, the tv shirt that came with the packet is incredibly soft


Flat screen, I would assume?

Okay, enough about the race. What do you think about your prospects with her? And pay no attention to that creepy poster,'vegetative state'. People that do shite like that are weird as hell. They always take things too far, and ruins the fun for everybody. But at least you know how careful you need to be around here.
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
6614 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 7:00 pm to
I haven't actually checked her time for last years myself, just posted what she told me. So who knows, maybe she was bsing me. That said, you guys are creeping me out.
Posted by Vegetative State
Member since Jul 2019
206 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 7:01 pm to
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Maybe you should be "training" for your next 5K instead of geeking out on the interwebz?



I ran 4 miles today, so we good to go on the interwebz, yo.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72594 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 7:01 pm to
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Vegetative State



You creepy motherfricker, just stop. MAYBE if you ever got out of mommy's basement and went out and interacted with the society you could meet a girl and run in a race instead of sit in there playing some kind of fortnite bullshite and creeping out people on message board.

Pathetic frick.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 7:03 pm to
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I meet up with the crew (assembled by the girl) and we chat and get ready.


How real was the dread at this moment?
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72594 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 7:04 pm to
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ran 4 miles today, so we good to go on the interwebz, yo.


And let me guess, stole a bunch of cars, and killed a bunch of pimps on GTA?

Freak
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
6614 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 7:05 pm to
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How real was the dread at this moment?


I was incredibly nervous driving in. I settled down once I walked around and mingled. Then the dread hit on that first .25 mile.

Posted by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
poolside at Cocal (UA since 2010)
Member since Dec 2009
2053 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 7:06 pm to
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I ran 4 miles today


How many hours did that take you?

Did you have to "self motivate yourself"?
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
21749 posts
Posted on 8/17/19 at 7:06 pm to
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So who knows, maybe she was bsing me


The ultimate twist....she was the one that didn’t run and made up 31 minutes
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