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re: I lied to a girl I'm trying to impress, told her I can run a 5k in under 29 minutes (DONE)

Posted on 8/16/19 at 12:49 pm to
Posted by uway
Member since Sep 2004
33109 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 12:49 pm to
I think shin splints will take him down in the first 1.5 miles

If he makes it in 29 minutes, he’ll deserve a medal of honor.
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
42125 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 12:49 pm to
quote:

She is going to have to stop at least 5x for him and will be embarrassed he is with her and pissed about the 40 minutes it took to figure out he's a liar, liar jorts on fire.


If at any point it becomes obvious that he lied, the only way to play it is to look at her and say, “I really wanted a chance to get to know you so I might have lied about my 5K experience. Trained all week but it obviously wasn’t enough. Really impressed with your ability to do this.”

Maybe that will sway her.
Posted by HDAU
Member since Nov 2014
1647 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 1:11 pm to
Who is going out to the course with the Ssubba signs?
LINK
Posted by BRIllini07
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2015
3126 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 2:40 pm to
quote:

I think shin splints will take him down in the first 1.5 miles


I'm putting my money on cramps. His breathing will be heavy and uncontrolled as he tries to push himself. Shin splints are also a good choice.
Posted by AUjim
America
Member since Dec 2012
3708 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 3:04 pm to
You've at least got to download strava to know your pace. It'll feel good and smooth to start off at an 8 min pace, but you'll probably die after 3/4 mile.

Shoot for maintaining a 10 min pace. Power through. Profit. You will be very, very sore for a couple days after.
Posted by NawlinsTiger9
Where the mongooses roam
Member since Jan 2009
37279 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 3:06 pm to
OP needs to be drinking water and stretching as we speak
Posted by MOT
Member since Jul 2006
29623 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 3:12 pm to
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Who is going out to the course with the Ssubba signs?

Definitely going to need an in race thread. It would be great if this race had tracking capability through an app.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 5:56 pm to


OP you had me really curious to see what my current 5k time is. I fully intended on posting my time bragging that I could run it under 29 minutes and steal your girl. It's hot as frick outside. You're in trouble brother.
Posted by geauxjuice
t(-.-t)
Member since Jan 2007
4235 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 6:42 pm to
anyone takin bets on this? whats the line at?

OP i believe in you. just focus on that sweet stanky post-5k pussy, youll make it.
This post was edited on 8/16/19 at 6:43 pm
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
47445 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 7:14 pm to
A 5K in 29 min?

You’re slow.
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29416 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 7:21 pm to
Sunday’s headline: Alabama man collapses and airlifted to hospital in the middle of a 5k. Doctors ponder what the out of shape amateur was even doing.
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
7166 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 8:11 pm to
Well boys, this thread has been a blast. Whatever happens tomorrow, it's been fun. Thanks for all the advice. Just had my last meal before the race (and potential last last meal). Chicken breast and plenty of basmati rice.

Rate my outfit /10. Chose Reebok as my sponsor.

Posted by Pfft
Member since Jul 2014
4634 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 8:14 pm to
Pale hairy legs and half calf white socks. Paw paw called to get those back.
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
51542 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 8:15 pm to
Are you 67 or 76?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49120 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 8:16 pm to
I want him to wake up the day of the race and eat a cup of eggs like Rocky.
Posted by McVick
Member since Jan 2011
4581 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 8:16 pm to
Why are there white strips on your t-shirt? I've not seen that before.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
65915 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 8:16 pm to
Shirt/ shorts: 6/10
Socks: 1/10
Shoes: 8/10 (extra points for not being something standard like Nike)
Skivvies: 6/10
Posted by AUjim
America
Member since Dec 2012
3708 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 8:17 pm to
You have great shoes.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
40895 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 8:18 pm to
You didn’t get the shorts with built in underwear?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49120 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 8:19 pm to
Maybe you should go with darker shorts in case of accidents?
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